Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

[Swede]

15 hours ago, BanburyRed said:

nothing very glamorous about this.....

Honest question;

Do people actually pay to sit in this "facility"?

Presumably if they need refreshment or toileting I suppose you have to clamber down to the front negotiate the white pole obstacle course, put up your brolly and venture into a neighbour's back garden to put the kettle on [or tin pot on] always remembering to call out to the Ref that you'll be back ten minutes after a read of the paper.

At least you don't have to bring your own white plastic garden chair! 

[Swede]

1 hour ago, Vincent Vega said:

Here you go Monkeh 

 

 

It would be helpful if he knew the words but I am impressed with his reading though.

Nice care home too.

[Monkeh]

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Here you go Monkeh 

 

 

That'll do pig, that'll do

[phantom]

58 minutes ago, Swede said:

Honest question;

Do people actually pay to sit in this "facility"?

Yes, we did in the JPT

[The Gasbuster]

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Here you go Monkeh 

 

 

This tosser definitely gets my vote for the 2016 / 2017 "15er of the season" award !

Against some very tough competition, as well !

(8,000 entries only, because the other 50,000 missing applications were somehow locked out, by the postman)

[Vincent Vega]

3 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said:

This tosser definitely gets my vote for the 2016 / 2017 "15er of the season" award !

Against some very tough competition, as well !

(8,000 entries only, because the other 50,000 missing applications were somehow locked out, by the postman)

That's a big shout , just be thankful a few have no access to the Internet. 

[pommers1965]

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Here you go Monkeh 

 

 

Look at his happy little face at the end though....

[freezer]

4 hours ago, View from the Dolman said:

So a link that shows us as 9th and 15th over the last 6 and 10 games respectively is now "17th". Eh?

 

4 hours ago, cynic said:

Looks like 9th after the last 6 games or 15th after the last 10 games to me.

Or doesn't goal difference count (rhetorical question obviously as its as good as a point).

The only table that counts is the one at the end of the season.

Sag heads know that only too well. Fingers crossed (only 5 of them though) that we stay up.

[Major Isewater]

3 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Here you go Monkeh 

 

 

Ah Bless his cotton socks , singing a song for our reserve striker.

 

[supercidered]

1 hour ago, The Gasbuster said:

This tosser definitely gets my vote for the 2016 / 2017 "15er of the season" award !

Against some very tough competition, as well !

(8,000 entries only, because the other 50,000 missing applications were somehow locked out, by the postman)

Yes and the postman was a gurt sheed as well. Apparently!

[woodsy62]

Why was uncle albert singing about Matty taylor

[Star of a gunner]

5 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Here you go Monkeh

 

 

strange

[Vincent Vega]

15 minutes ago, Star of a gunner said:

strange

Par for the course I think.

[Mike Hunt-Hertz]

6 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Here you go Monkeh 

 

 

He's got a face like **** off.

But he's a gadabout dandy for one of those detritivores.

Edited March 28, 2017 by Mike Hunt-Hertz

[reddoh]

3 hours ago, freezer said:

 

The only table that counts is the one at the end of the season.

Sag heads know that only too well. Fingers crossed (only 5 of them though) that we stay up.

you can do ten if you use both hands.

[Aizoon]

3 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said:

He's got a face like **** off.

But he's a gadabout dandy for one of those detritivores.

Wonderful word Horace doffs his prickles to you.

 

[YorkshireSection]

On 28 March 2017 at 07:31, Monkeh said:

we've also found a little bit of form at the right time

There's no right time to find form. 

However I'd argue that it'd have been better to have beaten forest, Burton or another relegation rival if you're a believer of finding form at a right or wrong time.

Lets hope the international break hasn't put paid to our momentum.

Onwards and upwards.

[Vincent Vega]

29 minutes ago, YorkshireSection said:

 

Lets hope the international break hasn't put paid to our momentum.

Onwards and upwards.

This is my biggest concern . Fingers crossed for Saturday. 

[myol'man]

Guess the blue few at home to Shrewsbury.

Entries so far;

8,394

8,123

8,251

 

Wow they really are expecting a massive turn out !!!

 

4k away, 8k at home..........tinpot. 

 

[supercidered]

This may have been posted before on this thread. Apologies if it has.

I notice that the Horse Punchers have got their last game at home to Millwall. If the game has something riding on it and this looks likely especially for Millwall. We could see some scenes up at the Tented Village! It could look like something out of an old western with teppees on fire everywhere! At the very least lots of smashed up placky garden chairs strewn about!

[The Gasbuster]

45 minutes ago, supercidered said:

This may have been posted before on this thread. Apologies if it has.

I notice that the Horse Punchers have got their last game at home to Millwall. If the game has something riding on it and this looks likely especially for Millwall. We could see some scenes up at the Tented Village! It could look like something out of an old western with teppees on fire everywhere! At the very least lots of smashed up placky garden chairs strewn about!

Yep, Millwall could cause hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of damage improvements.

[SirColinOfMansfield]

16 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said:

He's got a face like **** off.

But he's a gadabout dandy for one of those detritivores.

That is definitely the word of the day ...

 

[NOTBLUE]

3 hours ago, supercidered said:

This may have been posted before on this thread. Apologies if it has.

I notice that the Horse Punchers have got their last game at home to Millwall. If the game has something riding on it and this looks likely especially for Millwall. We could see some scenes up at the Tented Village! It could look like something out of an old western with teppees on fire everywhere! At the very least lots of smashed up placky garden chairs strewn about!

Especially if F Troop turn up.

[Major Isewater]

2 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

Yep, Millwall could cause hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of damage improvements.

How In the hell could they cause hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of damage ? 

 

[Vincent Vega]

16 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

How In the hell could they cause hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of damage ? 

 

Bring some valuable items with them ....and then break them 

[Red Army 75]

1 hour ago, Major Isewater said:

How In the hell could they cause hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of damage ? 

 

Going to kick the shit out of wally . He's worth about that 

[Ska Junkie]

1 hour ago, NOTBLUE said:

Especially if F Troop turn up.

Crikey, they would all be about 80 now, probably still have a good row though! 

[Star of a gunner]

7 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

That is definitely the word of the day ...

 

chuckle

[Coombsy]

I have it on good authority the snake now lives on my patch having been hounded out from his previous address rest assured he will not be able to settle here without

Read more: http://gasheads.org/thread/6309/bs-20#ixzz4ckGX11va

 

[RumRed]

7 minutes ago, Coombsy said:

I have it on good authority the snake now lives on my patch having been hounded out from his previous address rest assured he will not be able to settle here without

Read more: http://gasheads.org/thread/6309/bs-20#ixzz4ckGX11va

 

That looks like someone on a shockingly poor wind up.