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supercidered Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just now, SirColinOfMansfield said: Now that is a great photo! I'm not sure what O'Toole the pikey is trying to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) The World Famous Quarters! Edited April 20, 2017 by SirColinOfMansfield 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stortz Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 What about the mocking choruses of 'We've got our stadium' at AG in 2013 after Ashton Vale had been frustrated? Nearly 4 years on and still eff all you imbecilic planks! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohbasso Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 I'd forgotten about the UWE stall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Not forgetting the new "state of the art" training ground .... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 32 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: You vain bastard!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star of a gunner Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 8 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: is that the famous woodpecker willy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Not forgetting the cheesy chips they were flogging at the dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 52 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Feng phooey prank cons the Rovers A football club was caught offside when it fell for a feng shui scam at the hands of television pranksters. Guy de Beaujeu and Patrick Stockhausen persuaded Bristol Rovers officials they could enhance the club's results by such devices as installing a fish tank containing plastic fish behind the goal and ordering staff to make sure all toilet seats were down at all times. Their other requirements included erecting an ornamental ceramic frog above the stadium entrance, placing potted house plants in all four corners of the players' dressing room, and hanging wind chimes around the stadium. Gullible staff carried out all the recommendations made by the "experts in the ancient Chinese art" in an effort to beat second division rivals Gillingham. But the mumbo jumbo failed to create the right aura - and Rovers lost 1-0. Yesterday Mr De Beaujeu, 32, said: "They fell for it, hook, line and sinker. They did everything we asked without question." Mr De Beaujeu and Mr Stockhausen, who are based in Bristol, staged the stunt for a comedy series, The Gatecrashers, which they filmed last year for ITV2. One of their producers telephoned Bristol Rovers and told the club they were making a documentary about the power of feng shui. The ancient art is believed to balance one's surroundings and induce general well-being. Rovers agreed to let the pair into their Memorial Ground stadium in the hope that this might boost the team's performance. The duo duly arrived with a cameraman two hours before the kick-off of Rovers' tie against Gillingham, armed with bags of supposed feng shui paraphernalia. Wow, I didn't know that one. Just... wow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 At least we aren't Bristol City 1982 Sport Franchise Ltd tax dodging in the Channel Islands.....said the 2015 Dwayne Sports franchise based out of the Channel Islands.... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster Footman's T shirt Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Have to add 'water tight' contracts to the list. Surely a mention of DC and dogs. Happy Days...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted April 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Philgas. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 When you view all that lot together, I can't help thinking if the words of the song should be changed to "stand up if you can't stop laughing at the Gas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 And the Bolton fan . It's like Chernobyl. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, supercidered said: What was the Feng Shui one? https://www.theguardian.com/football/2000/jan/20/newsstory.sport1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 I nearly forgot 6017 days. Almost 16.5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B block Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 The sainsburies threats ! filling trolleys and leaving them moving perishable foods so they go off deficating in the isles, good lord above 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted April 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Tick tock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted April 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just gone past one and a third million views. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B block Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just now, 42nite said: Just gone past one and a third million views. That's a lie, I've seen that image of the clown headbutting the van at least that many myself, funniest thing I've seen since the day of the horse punch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercidered Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 43 minutes ago, 42nite said: Philgas. Wasn't he the one who said he was a Ninja or summit like it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercidered Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Not forgetting the new "state of the art" training ground .... Is that a dead Kangaroo top right? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted April 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, supercidered said: Is that a dead Kangaroo top right? Looks like someone has laid out another horse! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercidered Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: Ok, latest update to list:- 1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week 2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts 3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag 5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen" 6) Horse Punching 7) Steward Punching 8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net 9) Being done for racial abuse 10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league 11) Boob Cricket 12) John Inman pirate badge 13) Santas Grotty 14) Feng Shui ? 15) UWE 16) Reporting City for signing their best player 17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead 19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game 20) Thousands "locked out" 21) 6th richest club in England claims 22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 24) Championship ready sprinklers 25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs 26) Headbutting a bus 27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish! I've had a really stressy day at work and this has made I laugh out loud. Nice one! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Ha ha, and nobody has mentioned the Barcelona of League 2 yet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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