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3 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

Hilarious !

What about the awesome "Tent End" and Dopey blubbing (saves money on pitch sprinklers!) when they got relegated from Division Two?

 

 

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4 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

My top three, in no particular order.

2, 4 and 17

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4 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

The famous beard ...

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Only a club which should declare itself an irony free zone could include a picture of someone who looks like a tramp above a story about helping the homeless.

Are there really people out there more unfortunate than the sags?

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On 17 April 2017 at 21:26, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I was just about to post the same thing.

Its ******* hilarious.

Forgot to try to open the van door as well I notice, always a good move when ACTUALLY wanting to have a gonat someone behind a door.

Did you see the thing lurking "menacingly" in the background, he are not stand in the gutter for fear of slipping down a slat in a drain cover, kid made Kate Moss look like a sumo wrestler, "frightening"!!!!!

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The mighty 

Gypo Horse Punchers

The GHS the "firm" that plotted up in an empty BS3 pub no one ever new existed then realizing that they were in South Bristol and were going to get a hiding asked A&S Pokice for an escort!!!

Also a few years earlier the same PROWD bunch before an evening game with us were given a police escort to the minimal for their own safety.

Pretty easy to see now why you'd want to head butt windows and try to gain association with such a great bunch of human beings!

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7 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

28.......jimmy Saville with the gas tattoo.........29.....blackthorn barry........

 

feel free to add folks

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1 hour ago, archie andrews said:

28.......jimmy Saville with the gas tattoo.........29.....blackthorn barry........

 

feel free to add folks

30....."Print that bastard Grimsby Telegraph..." - so not content with having a go at a respected local newspaper Dopey also allowed himself to be videoed bolloxed in a pub on Gloucester Road singing with the revolting blue few - no class....as evidenced further by his 'happy days' comment....well once more just for you Darrell, as the gap ain't closing we are happy to rename it 'Gappy Days'.....

 

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8 hours ago, YorkshireSection said:

The mighty 

Gypo Horse Punchers

The GHS the "firm" that plotted up in an empty BS3 pub no one ever new existed then realizing that they were in South Bristol and were going to get a hiding asked A&S Police for an escort!!!

Wasn't there a video of them stood on the steps singing to the A38 commuters as they made their weary way out of Bristol back home?

Bless!

 

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