Gert Mare Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 11 hours ago, Swede said: I've never heard such utter bull5hit from Wally. He obviously thinks his club's fans are the thickest planks going . . . . He's right! Keep sucking it up morons, he's pi55ing in your pockets. Just check out their deluded forum. He's correct in his assumption. They'll buy any bull at the moment. They are that desperate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bar BS3 Posted December 4, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 So, today is FA Cup 3rd round draw day. Or, as Rovers fans know it, Monday. 4 1 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/2/2017 at 16:21, slartibartfast said: 7531 AND decreasing ............how much is THAT they've lost on the day ? 2,000 under their previously quoted break even figure (although that's gone up to more than their capacity IIRC) at say £15, that's nearly a whole Tilson they lost on Saturday! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) Just received this via Henbury Gas. We now know for sure exactly what list Darrell will be choosing his players from in January. He tried to hide his face but nobody could get a word in edgeways when he kept butting in on conversations inside the store by saying "Naaaah, LISTEN.....". He accosted a shelf stacker putting out the Brut and Old Spice Christmas Gift packs and started demanding several players without offering any cash in return. Security guards got very suspicious as he then started trying to tempt a blind persons guide dog with some doggy treats whilst touching his groin area with his other hand inside of his Errea shell suit bottoms. As he was thrown out into the street he disturbed one of his players Stuart Sinclair who has set up home in the doorway. Sinclair immediately acknowledged the disguised man as boss Darrell Clarke. As Clarke was led away by police he could be heard shouting "It's them lot down the road....PRINT THAT BASTARD!" Clarke is set to appear in Bristol Magistrates Court on 25th December...... Clarke disguised as a GHS window butter.... Sinclair, whose home was disturbed by the ranting Dogophile. Edited December 4, 2017 by Cheesleysmate 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted December 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 5 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: Just received this via Henbury Gas. We now know for sure exactly what list Darrell will be choosing his players from in January. He tried to hide his face but nobody could get a word in edgeways when he kept butting in on conversations inside the store by saying "Naaaah, LISTEN.....". He accosted a shelf stacker putting out the Brut and Old Spice Christmas Gift packs and started demanding several players without offering any cash in return. Security guards got very suspicious as he then started trying to tempt a blind persons guide dog with some doggy treats whilst touching his groin area with his other hand inside of his Errea shell suit bottoms. As he was thrown out into the street he disturbed one of his players Stuart Sinclair who has set up home in the doorway. Sinclair immediately acknowledged the disguised man as boss Darrell Clarke. As Clarke was led away by police he could be heard shouting "It's them lot down the road....PRINT THAT BASTARD!" Clarke is set to appear in Bristol Magistrates Court on 25th December...... Very good! I wonder if he might have been happy and left if the assistant offered him a No.6 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ska Junkie Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) On 12/2/2017 at 20:51, AppyDAZE said: Had a little chuckle myself walking to the game tonight. Had R. Bristol on and the Gas' game was coming to an end when the commentator says "Well, the roof really came off the stadium when that 2nd goal went in" Roof? And then a text from some clown "Keep playing like that, and we'll soon be seeing Championship football at the Mem" I was sent a link to a match vlog from a Rotherham supporter whose dad works at my place. I sat and watched it and thought my broadband had died as it was so slllloooooooowwwwww. It was like a shit football video on frame by frame. You know the sort where a nine year old is waiting for the ball to stop before kicking it, just slower. Utter garbage. Championship at the Mem, my arse! Edited December 5, 2017 by Ska Junkie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmycolour Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Whilst on my way to the ground on Saturday,I was listening to the sags game,from when I tuned in at 3.05, till half time there was no singing, from either set of fans,When I tuned into RB on Monday morning they interviewed a sag player,his quote was " our fans were great they were singing throughout the match,ER no they weren't, I. wounder are they told what to say on RB, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmerred Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Firstly who cares. Secondly when you are at a ground, it always sounds a lot louder than it does on radio or TV. Often seen on here fans saying how great the support was, but listening/watching on radio/TV can barely hear anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinmans Love Child Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Thirdly, players and managers always say how great the fans were, even if they weren’t, as some sort of attempt to appease to the fans, it’s a completely hollow comment IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Tinmans Love Child said: Thirdly, players and managers always say how great the fans were, even if they weren’t, as some sort of attempt to appease to the fans, it’s a completely hollow comment IMO Fourthly............pathological Liars ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said: Thirdly, players and managers always say how great the fans were, even if they weren’t, as some sort of attempt to appease to the fans, it’s a completely hollowhead comment IMO Fitfhly: quick edit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted December 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Sixthly........Tick tock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Seventhly, it's the gas, what did you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 24 minutes ago, Marina's Rolls Royce said: Fitfhly: quick edit Eighthly: you mean fifthly 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Eighthly: you mean fifthly Ninthly: You mean filthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Tenthly...Irene is a dead, old prostitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Marina's Rolls Royce said: lNinthly: You mean filthy. Tenthly: coming, ready or not. Sorry about that. (butt out Juan - Eleventhly doesn't work with my post) Edited December 5, 2017 by Rudolf Hucker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 So the sags have actually won a match and are now therefore getting promoted to the Championship according to gaslogic. To put things into perspective can someone post that link to Sir Colin's famous goal and the laughing policeman song [not that I need reminding of how 5hit they are] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 18 minutes ago, Swede said: So the sags have actually won a match against 10 men - again - and are now therefore getting promoted to the Championship according to gaslogic. Did you see the 15er Lee Brown drop to the floor in the incident where Kieffer Moore was sent off? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red34 Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Swede said: So the sags have actually won a match and are now therefore getting promoted to the Championship according to gaslogic. To put things into perspective can someone post that link to Sir Colin's famous goal and the laughing policeman song [not that I need reminding of how 5hit they are] You heard wrong - they're getting promoted to the Champion's League because they're now unstoppable, and everyone everywhere loves them but not those gurt Teds 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Swede said: So the sags have actually won a match and are now therefore getting promoted to the Championship according to gaslogic. To put things into perspective can someone post that link to Sir Colin's famous goal and the laughing policeman song [not that I need reminding of how 5hit they are] Can't find it but hope this will do Swede: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) Found it. Savour and enjoy again and again and again: Edited December 5, 2017 by wendyredredrobin 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Did you see the 15er Lee Brown drop to the floor in the incident where Kieffer Moore was sent off? Will he get a 2 match ban? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Bodin offered £25k plus 2 camels per year contract? Rovers star Bodin attracting interest ahead of January transfer window http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/bristol-rovers-star-billy-bodin-879692#ICID=Android_BristolPostApp_AppShare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 7 hours ago, Swede said: So the sags have actually won a match and are now therefore getting promoted to the Championship according to gaslogic. To put things into perspective can someone post that link to Sir Colin's famous goal and the laughing policeman song [not that I need reminding of how 5hit they are] No no no, you’ve got it all wrong. #gaslogic would clearly prove that we drew with Rotherham in one of our games last season. Their beating Rotherham clearly demonstrates that they are, in fact, considerably better than us..! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 7 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said: Found it. Savour and enjoy again and again and again: Fantastic; brings tears of laughter to my face. It just about sums them up, and in their own kit as well Thank you thank you thank you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: No no no, you’ve got it all wrong. #gaslogic would clearly prove that we drew with Rotherham in one of our games last season. Their beating Rotherham clearly demonstrates that they are, in fact, considerably better than us..! So... Bristol Rovers 2 - 1 Rotherham Bristol City 2 - 2 Rotherham (16/17 season) It seems to me that just using those two results to draw a #gaslogic conclusion is incorrect .....I thought of using some more results from earlier this season to get to true #gaslogic levels of "thinking".... Bristol City 4 - 1 Crystal Palace Crystal Palace 2 - 1 Chelsea Atletico Madrid 1 - 2 Chelsea Atletico Madrid 1 - 1 Barcelona Surely this is proof they are better than Barcelona! (oh and Us, Crystal Palace, Chelsea and Atletico !!!) They're not just championship ready - but champions league ready! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bar BS3 Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 9 hours ago, cityal said: So... Bristol Rovers 2 - 1 Rotherham Bristol City 2 - 2 Rotherham (16/17 season) It seems to me that just using those two results to draw a #gaslogic conclusion is incorrect .....I thought of using some more results from earlier this season to get to true #gaslogic levels of "thinking".... Bristol City 4 - 1 Crystal Palace Crystal Palace 2 - 1 Chelsea Atletico Madrid 1 - 2 Chelsea Atletico Madrid 1 - 1 Barcelona Surely this is proof they are better than Barcelona! (oh and Us, Crystal Palace, Chelsea and Atletico !!!) They're not just championship ready - but champions league ready! I bow to your superior #gaslogicness..! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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