Tinmans Love Child Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said: Maybe to the tune of 12 days of Christmas? Here’s a start, fill in the blanks please! 12 thousand locked out 11 hopeless players 10 dogs for Darryl 9 Goals for Tottenham 8 thousand Home crowds 7 ??? 6 brand new sprinklers 5 horses punched 4 ??? 3 s**t grounds 2 racist shouts And a Chairman with no money! Edited December 8, 2017 by Tinmans Love Child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) 34 minutes ago, redsquirrel said: can someone do a compilation please of a history of events for them for 2017. every time ive heard them mentioned it has been comical. would make a good read for xmas Here's a few to start you off..... April - Police investigate gAsshole headbutting a minibus http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/police-investigation-launched-after-fan-28959 July - Supporters club treasurer given 2 year suspended sentence for theft of £176,000. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/treasurer-stole-176000-bristol-rovers-192623 August - Club forced to issue statement after racism at 2 consecutive matches https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2017/august/statementracialabuse/ ...not forgetting this little beauty http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-40811022 October - Following trouble between rival Oxford and Roverzzz fans, a woman is witnessed punching a horse outside of the Wellington pub. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-seen-punching-police-horse-628590 Edited December 8, 2017 by glynriley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carey 6 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said: Maybe to the tune of 12 days of Christmas? Here’s a start, fill in the blanks please! 12 thousand locked out 11 hopeless players 10 dogs for Darryl 9 ??? 8 ??? 7 ??? 6 brand new sprinklers 5 horses punched 4 ??? 3 ??? 2 ??? And a Chairman with no money! SEVENteen years? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 8 minutes ago, glynriley said: Here's a few to start you off..... April - Police investigate gAsshole headbutting a minibus http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/police-investigation-launched-after-fan-28959 July - Supporters club treasurer given 2 year suspended sentence for theft of £176,000. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/treasurer-stole-176000-bristol-rovers-192623 August - Club forced to issue statement after racism at 2 consecutive matches https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2017/august/statementracialabuse/ October - Following trouble between rival Oxford and Roverzzz fans, a woman is witnessed punching a horse outside of the Wellington pub. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-seen-punching-police-horse-628590 August- Bristol Rovers face the stark realisation that their billionaire owner isn’t actually as rich as Steve Lansdown. In fact, he’s probably not even as rich as some of the people stood on the Blackthorn End terrace with him..! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-40811022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Carey 6 said: SEVENteen years? I think "7 teen years behind us" fit's slightly better, but good one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 25 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: 9 goals for Tottenham? 8 thousand home crowds? See-even fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 July- The “greatest fans in the world” come up with yet another way of ripping off their own cash strapped club. https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2017/july/ticketscam/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticks Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 4 quarters shit kit ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANWRENBCFC4LIFE Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: Does Darrell’s favourite pass time really class as cruelty..?! Yeah because dogs have a season and imagine having to be constantly arroused all year round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 300k for Taylor? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinmans Love Child Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) 12 thousand locked out 11 hopeless players 10 dogs for Darryl 9 goals for Tottenham 8 thousand Home crowds 7 teen years behind us 6 fingered fanbase 5 HORSES PUNCHED 4 quartered cr*p 3 striped tents 2 racist chants And a Chairman with no money! Edited December 8, 2017 by Tinmans Love Child 4 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said: Getting there! 12 thousand locked out 11 hopeless players 10 dogs for Darryl 9 ??? 8 ??? 7 teen years behind us 6 fingered fanbase 5 horses punched 4 quartered cr*p 3 striped tents 2 ??? And a Chairman with no money! 2 boobs a-fondled 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said: 12 thousand locked out 11 hopeless players 10 dogs for Darryl 9 goals for Tottenham 8 thousand Home crowds 7 teen years behind us 6 fingered fanbase 5 HORSES PUNCHED 4 quartered cr*p 3 striped tents 2 racist chants And a Chairman with no money! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Talking of Christmas, will they be repeating this initiative again to keep their star player fed and watered and off the streets? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, DANWRENBCFC4LIFE said: Yeah because dogs have a season and imagine having to be constantly arroused all year round? It’s not easy, I can tell you..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Still banging on about our financial difficulties 35 years ago. Brave.... If I was a Gashead I’d be more concerned about the financial situation at Rovers right now. Detestable dumb bastards. Illiterate ******* as well, it is "they're" which is an abbreviation of they are, not "there". Stupid, horse punching, racist, ridiculously gullible former non league *****, aren't they? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Talking of Christmas, will they be repeating this initiative again to keep their star player fed and watered and off the streets? Anything that you can give to make his earnings up to just below the minimum wage would be really appreciated.. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 16 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Talking of Christmas, will they be repeating this initiative again to keep their star player fed and watered and off the streets? What a tit-too ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) 59 minutes ago, glynriley said: Here's a few to start you off..... April - Police investigate gAsshole headbutting a minibus http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/police-investigation-launched-after-fan-28959 July - Supporters club treasurer given 2 year suspended sentence for theft of £176,000. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/treasurer-stole-176000-bristol-rovers-192623 August - Club forced to issue statement after racism at 2 consecutive matches https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2017/august/statementracialabuse/ ...not forgetting this little beauty http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-40811022 October - Following trouble between rival Oxford and Roverzzz fans, a woman is witnessed punching a horse outside of the Wellington pub. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-seen-punching-police-horse-628590 Not forgetting January of course.... Edited December 8, 2017 by glynriley 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 25 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Talking of Christmas, will they be repeating this initiative again to keep their star player fed and watered and off the streets? I know this cracking owl sanctuary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) 44 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Talking of Christmas, will they be repeating this initiative again to keep their star player fed and watered and off the streets? That is brilliant! They've got one 'player' that looks like a down and out meth head and could have used anyone else for that pic but, no, not r*vers! Another beauty... Edited December 8, 2017 by Ska Junkie 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Talking of Christmas, will they be repeating this initiative again to keep their star player fed and watered and off the streets? Perhaps they ought to realise that charity begins at home especially when Wally makes them homeless next year Edited December 8, 2017 by pride of the west Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, pride of the west said: Perhaps they ought to realise that charity begins at home especially when Wally makes them homeless next year You missed 'all being well' off the end potw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightCiderLife Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 2 hours ago, glynriley said: Here's a few to start you off..... April - Police investigate gAsshole headbutting a minibus http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/police-investigation-launched-after-fan-28959 July - Supporters club treasurer given 2 year suspended sentence for theft of £176,000. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/treasurer-stole-176000-bristol-rovers-192623 August - Club forced to issue statement after racism at 2 consecutive matches https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2017/august/statementracialabuse/ ...not forgetting this little beauty http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-40811022 October - Following trouble between rival Oxford and Roverzzz fans, a woman is witnessed punching a horse outside of the Wellington pub. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-seen-punching-police-horse-628590 January: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years. February: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years. March: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years. April: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years. May: The season ends with Rov*rs in mid-table obscurity. The gap will last for another year. June-August: To close the off-field gap and the give the loyal and few the facilities they deserve, the curtains and carpets are cleaned and a canopy is built. September: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 17 years etc etc etc December: 2 dirty Teds provide much needed good cheer across North Bristol and appear as Rov*rs' festive pin-up boys. Tick Tock 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-42268660 I like how this article also predicts where they will be next year, in league 2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, BrightCiderLife said: January: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years. February: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years. March: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years. April: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years. May: The season ends with Rov*rs in mid-table obscurity. The gap will last for another year. June-August: To close the off-field gap and the give the loyal and few the facilities they deserve, the curtains and carpets are cleaned and a canopy is built. September: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 17 years etc etc etc December: 2 dirty Teds provide much needed good cheer across North Bristol and appear as Rov*rs' festive pin-up boys. Tick Tock October 29th 2000. We're coming for you teds November 2000. We're coming for you teds December 2000. We're coming for you teds January 2001... You get the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Sticks said: 4 quarters shit kit ? FOURT goals scored by City at Eastville Christmas seventy FOUR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Sergio Georgini said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-42268660 I like how this article also predicts where they will be next year, in league 2. You just know that the thing they`ll go into meltdown over will be the BBC getting that wrong rather than them underpaying their staff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizyer Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Bristol Rovers named for underpaying minimum wage Nuff said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 8 hours ago, myol'man said: ...and well known ex Swindon sex offender Vile Ranger.... I have no admiration for Nile Ranger whatsoever, but he was found not guilty after a trial when charged with rape... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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