Swede Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 14 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: The great thing about rivalry is that despite you being in a league cup semi final and having beaten one of the biggest teams in the world to get there, then very nearly getting a draw at a club that is probably currently one of the biggest teams in the world AND having a very decent chance of playing in the biggest league in the world next season, is that me mentioning the fact that we had you over a few times nearly 30 years ago still gets on yer nerves Carry on believing that if it makes you feel important but in the greater scheme of things and where we are today its totally irrelevant and more importantly you know it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 53 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Apropos nothing in particular, I noticed that the 15ers record signing, Andy Tilson was born on the very day that England won the World Cup - 30th June 1966 which means that he's now 51 years old. Our record signing, Famara Diedhiou, turned 25 in December. That's quite a difference. Message ends. Sorry to interrupt. Back to what you were doing. Don't forget, Fammy is worth 14.5 Tilsons! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Simpson Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 14 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: You're still dreaming of clawing your way back to where you were in the 1970s Go on, add another hysterically funny quote to this thread. Wait for it. Right, here it comes. WHERE EXACTLY ARE YOU DREAMING OF CLAWING YOU'RE WAY BACK TO? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: 1990 still gets to me. I have to admit. Beaten to the title by a bunch of misfits, non league players and journeymen. Bob Taylor injured at crucial time of the season, we'd been top all season, they beat us, stole the title, dressed up in City Div 3 Champions T-Shirts and rammed it down our throats for years (even though Martin Dobson famously came in and said "I'm gonna make Rovers into a footballing team" and promptly got relegated back to the 3rd tier emphatically). 2015 went some way to healing the wounds, but I for one will never forget how they went on and on and on and on and on about it. Which is why I now take delight at going on and on and on and on about "The Gift" in this massive thread. I can put up with them festering, but will be totally jubilant the day they go pop. Yet they still bang on more about 82 than 90 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Steve Watts said: I think this epitomizes Sag mentality...you enjoyed the 90's because you had the better of us for the first half of it.....even your enjoyable times need us to make them enjoyable. We've enjoyed the last 25 years (ish) because there have been some exciting times, good promotion seasons (mixed in with some real low points admittedly), but we've enjoyed these times because of the City. Rovers limping away from being a genuine rival and also slipping out of the league added to our enjoyment of course....but it certainly hasn't been the cause of it though. I'd say it was the period between 1986-1991 that the Sags had their most purple patch and they only picked up results against us by trying to break our players legs (Alexander v Smith) and spending 90 minutes hoofing it out of their box and ending up with luck like you wouldn't believe. 1987 Gary Smart for me was the most unbelievable one of them all. Instead of breathing a sigh of relief they had the gall to give it the big one like they were some footballing giant. Honestly, they were awful, the football was dire and non league and I don't know how they could pay money week in week out to watch that shite? But somehow they beat us and it was the cure for everything shit about their own pathetic existence. At Trumpton they were just as bad, yet they beat the shit and they were a massive club. Everything about their club is amateur and always has been. Infrastructure, facilities, team, set up, support, success. Tinpot, tinpot, tinpot. It turned in the 1990's and the luck ran out and they found their level. Still, the odd Gloucestershire Cup success and beating us in the Johnstone Paints somehow still managed to make up for everything. The ultimate goal of the fans is to beat the shit. Apart from that they are happy being a Ragass Ragbag Tinpot club and they get through years and years of watching downs league football with the hope that one day they will play the shit and fluke a win and then be a massive club again. How anyone can choose to support Rovers is beyond me? Potential fans are beginning to see the light these days though with the only new fans of Rovers being forced to support them by their obsessed and green-eyed parents. We know it's true and so do they. Edited January 16, 2018 by Cheesleysmate 8 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Cheesleysmate said: I'd say it was the period between 1986-1991 that the Sags had their most purple patch and they only picked up results against us by trying to break our players legs (Alexander v Smith) and spending 90 minutes hoofing it out of their box and ending up with luck like you wouldn't believe. 1987 Gary Smart for me was the most unbelievable one of them all. Instead of breathing a sigh of relief they had the gall to give it the big one like they were some footballing giant. Honestly, they were awful, the football was dire and non league and I don't know how they could pay money week in week out to watch that shite? But somehow they beat us and it was the cure for everything shit about their own pathetic existence. At Trumpton they were just as bad, yet they beat the shit and they were a massive club. Everything about their club is amateur and always has been. Infrastructure, facilities, team, set up, support, success. Tinpot, tinpot, tinpot. It turned in the 1990's and the luck ran out and they found their level. Still, the odd Gloucestershire Cup success and beating us in the Johnstone Paints somehow still managed to make up for everything. The ultimate goal of the fans is to beat the shit. Apart from that they are happy being a Ragass Ragbag Tinpot club and they get through years and years of watching downs league football with the hope that one day they will play the shit and fluke a win and then be a massive club again. How anyone can choose to support Rovers is beyond me? Potential fans are beginning to see the light these days though with the only new fans of Rovers being forced to support them by their obsessed and green-eyed parents. We know it's true and so do they. That's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 Talking of them beating us and therefore being a 'massive club', has anyone noticed that you never hear a City fan calling us 'massive' but the sad sags always accuse us of it? It's them that call us 'massive', not us. I have never heard a red say anything remotely similar as we know where we stand. More delusional bullsh1t from that lot I suppose. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 The Sags are massive!!! Massive bell ends... 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, BS3City said: The Sags are massive!!! Massive bell ends... I think the truth is far closer to them being pathetic cuckold’s with shrivelled little dicks, sat back watching the far better looking and well endowed neighbour, smashing one into their gorgeous (in their eyes) Mrs, who’s actually just a bit of a fat, ugly slapper..! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: I think the truth is far closer to them being pathetic cuckold’s with shrivelled little dicks, sat back watching the far better looking and well endowed neighbour, smashing one into their gorgeous (in their eyes) Mrs, who’s actually just a bit of a fat, ugly slapper..! Sorry. I am NOT taking one for the team. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Bar BS3 said: I think the truth is far closer to them being pathetic cuckold’s with shrivelled little dicks, sat back watching the far better looking and well endowed neighbour, smashing one into their gorgeous (in their eyes) Mrs, who’s actually just a bit of a fat, ugly slapper..! An extremely interesting characterisation: I must confess, I have never thought of the many Rovers fans I know in this light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: I think the truth is far closer to them being pathetic cuckold’s with shrivelled little dicks, sat back watching the far better looking and well endowed neighbour, smashing one into their gorgeous (in their eyes) Mrs, who’s actually just a bit of a fat, ugly slapper..! ...And also their sister... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 That’s why they took 1100 to Blackpool. So they could bring some sand back. For there shit pitch 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 12 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said: An extremely interesting characterisation: I must confess, I have never thought of the many Rovers fans I know in this light I bet it’s how they look at you! #jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 9 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: No, they really don't give a shit about the shit do they? They're certainly not obsessed with us like we are with them. More away fans, faithful and true blah de blah bollocks...... How original! Sweaty arsed dung beetles, with Alabama rot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 18 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: That’s why they took 1100 to Blackpool. So they could bring some sand back. For there shit pitch Judging by there bitter demeanour, I think some of that sand may have found its way into their vaginas 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 9 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: That's no Sag! Where's the donkey jacket and Marcruss Stores army surplus trousers? Wanchors... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 30 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: That’s why they took 1100 to Blackpool. So they could bring some sand back. For there shit pitch Donkey Rides took on a whole new meaning..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, Sir Colby-Tit said: Judging by there bitter demeanour, I think some of that sand may have found its way into their vaginas .....and what about the women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 9 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: No, they really don't give a shit about the shit do they? They're certainly not obsessed with us like we are with them. More away fans, faithful and true blah de blah bollocks...... Yeh, Billy No Mates. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 17 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: You're still dreaming of expecting to claw your way back to where you were in the 1970s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 Blue Few We saw you standing alone Without a dream in your heart Without a love of your own. (lyrics seem to sum up the Sags pretty accurately) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 Blue Few, We saw you standing alone, You laughed at Junior Bent, Now all you've got are tents... (Shall I give up?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillred Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: 1990 still gets to me. I have to admit. Beaten to the title by a bunch of misfits, non league players and journeymen. Bob Taylor injured at crucial time of the season, we'd been top all season, they beat us, stole the title, dressed up in City Div 3 Champions T-Shirts and rammed it down our throats for years (even though Martin Dobson famously came in and said "I'm gonna make Rovers into a footballing team" and promptly got relegated back to the 3rd tier emphatically). 2015 went some way to healing the wounds, but I for one will never forget how they went on and on and on and on and on about it. Which is why I now take delight at going on and on and on and on about "The Gift" in this massive thread. I can put up with them festering, but will be totally jubilant the day they go pop. don't think we have long to wait, cant see them being around in 5 years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Soldier Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 The only thing I really miss about playing that scum is taking over there part of Bristol when we go there and if we were really lucky, giving them a good kick up the jacksy as they ran away from us - apart from that, they are history! End of .... Amazes me that they keep coming on OTIB - desperate or what - hanging on to our coat strings me thinks! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 43 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: .....and what about the women? One of life's great mysteries, no one's ever been brave enough to undress one, not even @Rudolf Hucker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 (edited) Made me laugh anyway! Edited January 16, 2018 by Ska Junkie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: I think the truth is far closer to them being pathetic cuckold’s with shrivelled little dicks, sat back watching the far better looking and well endowed neighbour, smashing one into their gorgeous (in their eyes) Mrs, who’s actually just a bit of a fat, ugly slapper..! "Let's have a coffee"' - Ian Holloway 2 hours ago, Red Army 75 said: That’s why they took 1100 to Blackpool. So they could bring some sand back. For there shit pitch Blackpool is missing an entire beach then?!!! 1 hour ago, GasDestroyer said: The only thing I really miss about playing that scum is taking over there part of Bristol when we go there and if we were really lucky, giving them a good kick up the jacksy as they ran away from us - apart from that, they are history! End of .... Amazes me that they keep coming on OTIB - desperate or what - hanging on to our coat strings me thinks! According to them they came to Ashton Gate and took us in the KFC and we bricked it. 1 hour ago, Ska Junkie said: Made me laugh anyway! Sorry Darrell, my hearing isn't too good....You did say you wanted to WALK my dog didn't you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Bazooka Joe said: Blue Few We saw you standing alone Without a dream in your heart Without a love of your own. (lyrics seem to sum up the Sags pretty accurately) Blue Few You were not standing alone We thought no-one was about But 20,000's locked out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 6 hours ago, Ska Junkie said: Talking of them beating us and therefore being a 'massive club', has anyone noticed that you never hear a City fan calling us 'massive' but the sad sags always accuse us of it? It's them that call us 'massive', not us. I have never heard a red say anything remotely similar as we know where we stand. More delusional bullsh1t from that lot I suppose. Nail on the head there Ska, the amount of times I’ve heard them bring this one up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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