Norn Iron Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: Take two weeks in Spain to get over your disappointment ! Here you are Slarti.... But they'll never be as good as this band.... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cheesleysmate said: Forget Darrell Clarkes contract the main focus is all on what a lovely bloke Wally is. Over on Asschat Henbury Gas has even managed to dribble a bit of juice usually only available for re-runs of that Rickie Lambert goal or the Windass wonder goal. The levels of enthusiasm and excitement over absolutely nothing concrete about anything goes beyond delusional. It is mind blowing to see how over the top they are when all they have been fed is the same old shite that was brought up 3 or 4 months ago. Don't they even think to question anything? How top secret is all this behind the scenes stuff at Prowed Park FFS? It's hardly in the interests of National Security or anything like that?! How come no other clubs adopt this secretive cloak and dagger approach? There must be something in the water in Kingswood for that lot to act like they have brains like goldfish. So, they've been looking at Project Managers for redeveloping the Mem. Well they should stop staring and bloody employ some of them! They have bought a piece of ground with some old goalmouths on it and have had a war over building a fence - apart from that sweet FA. Darrell got the players he wanted - obviously within the Poundland budget, so where has the BB money gone?????? What a bunch of lemmings! Oh, but how nice is Wally? Lovely bloke! Dear oh dear oh dear. "Prowed Park" Hahahaha ! Edited February 20, 2018 by The Gasbuster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 Are the gasheads being taken in by a Sociopath? Some of the signs of someone who suffers for sociopathic disorder are the opposite to those you might imagine, they include but are nit limited to: Superficial charm and good intelligence Absence of delusions and other signs of irrational thinking Absence of nervousness or neurotic manifestations Unreliability Untruthfulness and insincerity Lack of remorse and shame Poor judgment and failure to learn by experience Specific loss of insight Failure to follow any life plan I believe those highlighted are of particular relevance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 27 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: I think you are forgetting what a bloody nice bloke Wally is..! He’s SO nice. He wouldn’t possibly lead them up the garden path. I’m actually struggling to think of a nicer bloke in football. Actually, scrub that... is there a nicer guy anywhere on the planet..?! He’s such a nice guy that I’d happily sell him my daughter and lend him my wife, whenever he fancies a pop. In fact, it would be an honour to clean up his mess when he’s finished with her. After I’ve made him a cup of tea and popped to the shop to get him some fancy biscuits. How lucky are they to have such a thoroughly top bloke in charge of their club..? Oh shit! They’ve got no money for players, stadium development, training facilities, or wages...! Oops! Oh well, I’m sure that Wally will sort it all out when the time comes, seeing as he’s a really top notch geezer. Hey, why’s my wife tied to the bed, wearing a Chelsea shirt...?! :laugh:, he’s such a scamp, that lovely Wally..! He is lovely mind. We all know that Hani holds the purse strings and detests football and has refused to spend any more money on the Sags. However, Wally is such a nice bloke who genuinely loves Chelsea and who clearly has an interest in football and who has zero money to spend on the Sags, but who has carte blanche to go and stand on the terraces to offer reassuring cuddles and smiles to the desperately insecure terrace lepers. How nice is that? Where else can you find someone with absolutely no influence when it comes to club spending prepared to stand alongside regular ginger fans in the tents, flash his watch occasionally and celebrate the odd goal like he actually gives a shit? What a top bloke. He can take my wife and my kids if he wants. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 On 19/02/2018 at 17:01, Cheesleysmate said: They are all over it like Stuart Sinclair delving into a bin outside McDonalds. Nothing is happening at all and there are no concrete updates as these things take a considerable amount of time, however, the less that happens the lovelier and lovelier Wally gets. He gets more lovely every time. What a lovely bloke. Rovers are going down the toilet but who cares? Wally is lovely. Quick, let's all go down Gloucester Road with him held high on our shoulders. Who needs a football club when you have got a lovely lovely lovely Wally? Wally, lovely bloke. Lovely. Let's have a Wally love-in..... How lovely is Wally? Lovely bloke. I like Wally he's been great so far . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 What I can't get is that Wally keeps promising things and nothing happens and now he talks about plans that he says he cannot even talk about. You would think that they would realise by now if any of them had half a brain cell. Most of us recognise bullshit after a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said: He is lovely mind. We all know that Hani holds the purse strings and detests football and has refused to spend any more money on the Sags. However, Wally is such a nice bloke who genuinely loves Chelsea and who clearly has an interest in football and who has zero money to spend on the Sags, but who has carte blanche to go and stand on the terraces to offer reassuring cuddles and smiles to the desperately insecure terrace lepers. How nice is that? Where else can you find someone with absolutely no influence when it comes to club spending prepared to stand alongside regular ginger fans in the tents, flash his watch occasionally and celebrate the odd goal like he actually gives a shit? What a top bloke. He can take my wife and my kids if he wants. You do him a disservice. I’m sure that’s not intentionally aimed at him. How could it be, being such a lush bloke..?! However, before his arrival, the lemmings on the Blackthorn terrace used to gaze out over a ploughed field of a “pitch” inhabited by below par, cheap/past it players, bar the odd exception. That pitch was surrounded by tents (multiple) and a couple of the oddest looking stands in the football league and a few areas of crumbling terracing. Now...! Now they have “championship ready” sprinklers, just to ensure that their ploughed field can also be water logged (because proper drainage was too expensive) they have provided 2 square ft of the finest canopy shelter that money can buy, so the players can stay dry when they pop out for a post match fag. They have a disabled enclosure, which if any more luxurious, would easily be confused with one of Dubai’s 7* hotels. The carpets and curtains are positively gleeming, thanks the their steam clean and their new state of the art training facilities have been cleverly designed to recreate an accurate “first team experience” You make it sound like he’s failed to make an impact and that’s not to mention the fact that they’ve now got a physio. A real one, all of their own! I think it’s fair to say that they are Championship in all but name - and that won’t be long in coming. Their ambition is a real threat to us. Mock them at your peril..! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 minute ago, wendyredredrobin said: What I can't get is that Wally keeps promising things and nothing happens and now he talks about plans that he says he cannot even talk about. You would think that they would realise by now if any of them had half a brain cell. Most of us recognise bullshit after a while You’ve answered your own question there..! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 6 hours ago, Fiale said: because there will be clauses in the contract including wage increase, renumeration etc - so if you want you % increase each year, or a larger win bonus, position bonus for the next 2-3 years you sign the contract. You get offered extensions if your doing well, you get as much as you can whilst your stock is high. But in those contracts will be clauses on what happens if either party wishes to part ways, that is what the club will give the manager if they bin him, or compensation that your next club pay your current if they poach you. back to the original point then,a 5 year contract is better for the manager than a 1 year deal and better for the club if another club want the manager but more expensive if they want to sack him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miser Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, bobby kellard was go said: back to the original point then,a 5 year contract is better for the manager than a 1 year deal and better for the club if another club want the manager but more expensive if they want to sack him. Depends how the contract is written. Some are more watertight than others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 37 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said: He is lovely mind. We all know that Hani holds the purse strings and detests football and has refused to spend any more money on the Sags. However, Wally is such a nice bloke who genuinely loves Chelsea and who clearly has an interest in football and who has zero money to spend on the Sags, but who has carte blanche to go and stand on the terraces to offer reassuring cuddles and smiles to the desperately insecure terrace lepers. How nice is that? Where else can you find someone with absolutely no influence when it comes to club spending prepared to stand alongside regular ginger fans in the tents, flash his watch occasionally and celebrate the odd goal like he actually gives a shit? What a top bloke. He can take my wife and my kids if he wants. To be fair mate, your Mrs is a pretty girl! Wael's on the phone as we speak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 16 minutes ago, miser said: Depends how the contract is written. Some are more watertight than others. We already know how Rovers depend on making their contracts “watertight”..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: He’s such a nice guy that I’d happily ... lend him my wife, whenever he fancies a pop. 56 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said: He can take my wife ... if he wants. You gentlemen are extremely generous. Are these same offers open to other nice guys? Just asking for a friend. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 41 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said: To be fair mate, your Mrs is a pretty girl! Wael's on the phone as we speak! Just goes to prove what a lovely bloke Wally is! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 19 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: You gentlemen are extremely generous. Are these same offers open to other nice guys? Just asking for a friend. Too late aint it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 31 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: You gentlemen are extremely generous. Are these same offers open to other nice guys? Just asking for a friend. Nobody is as nice as good old Wally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Bar BS3 said: Nobody is as nice as good old Wally. To be fair to Rudolph, he didn't say he was "AS nice", just that he was "nice". I am sure even he wouldn't make such an outrageous claim. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: To be fair to Rudolph, he didn't say he was "AS nice", just that he was "nice". I am sure even he wouldn't make such an outrageous claim. I'm ashamed but I have to admit to something that I have in common both with Wally and Bristol Rovers Football Club ... I've never built a stand. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: I'm ashamed but I have to admit to something that I have in common both with Wally and Bristol Rovers Football Club ... I've never built a stand. Installed sprinklers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, Rich said: Installed sprinklers? I've certainly installed my sprinkler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: I've certainly installed my sprinkler. I'll bet it saturates things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Sparti-Bob Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 On 19/02/2018 at 11:04, myol'man said: Two years ago today they became the 6th richest club in the country. Tick tock. MTG And it was 2 years ago today they realised that they weren't 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: Forget Darrell Clarkes contract the main focus is all on what a lovely bloke Wally is. Over on Asschat Henbury Gas has even managed to dribble a bit of juice usually only available for re-runs of that Rickie Lambert goal or the Windass wonder goal. The levels of enthusiasm and excitement over absolutely nothing concrete about anything goes beyond delusional. It is mind blowing to see how over the top they are when all they have been fed is the same old shite that was brought up 3 or 4 months ago. Don't they even think to question anything? How top secret is all this behind the scenes stuff at Prowed Park FFS? It's hardly in the interests of National Security or anything like that?! How come no other clubs adopt this secretive cloak and dagger approach? There must be something in the water in Kingswood for that lot to act like they have brains like goldfish. So, they've been looking at Project Managers for redeveloping the Mem. Well they should stop staring and bloody employ some of them! They have bought a piece of ground with some old goalmouths on it and have had a war over building a fence - apart from that sweet FA. Darrell got the players he wanted - obviously within the Poundland budget, so where has the BB money gone?????? What a bunch of lemmings! Oh, but how nice is Wally? Lovely bloke! Dear oh dear oh dear. Oi I’m from kingswood and it’s easily 50/50 round here. You’re right mind they’re thick as **** when chatting to them. The levels of delusion is unbelievable 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Cheesleysmate said: Just goes to prove what a lovely bloke Wally is! Or how far you're punching above your weight mate. Personality does go a long way eh! Wally is a thoroughly lovely bloke though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombsy Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 Did not say much in his interview The usual things going on behind the etc trying to look good and all is well wait to see the accounts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 48 minutes ago, Coombsy said: Did not say much in his interview The usual things going on behind the etc trying to look good and all is well wait to see the accounts He didn’t say a lot... but how well did he not say them..?! And what a lovely smile! Such a nice bloke! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 On 04/02/2018 at 00:39, Jarman said: And those who talk about the 45,000 whatever. Remember the ground up in Whorefield is always 95% full. Just in case you actually believed the bollocks you were spouting Jarman. I think you’ve been hanging around with lying Gasheads too long... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southstandoriginal Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 Which gashead's form are they referring to exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 57 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Just in case you actually believed the bollocks you were spouting Jarman. I think you’ve been hanging around with lying Gasheads too long... How lovely it would be for that lovely Wally chap if they did get in the playoffs. it couldn`t happen to a nicer bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 17 minutes ago, Southstandoriginal said: Which gashead's form are they referring to exactly? Application form of course, they have a choice of two. 1. Application to develop a new training facility at "the colonies". They've employed the people who can fill in the application, they just haven't given them the information, "it takes a long time". 2. Application to redevelop the rugby ground, stand by stand. They have no design ideas yet, as, "it takes a long time". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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