redsquirrel Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 4 hours ago, 54-46 said: Look at the state of him. What goes through his mind when deciding he wants to look like that its not his fault he was born so ugly. he don't earn enough for plastic surgery to right the mug behind all the facial hair he grows trying to hide it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 11 hours ago, glynriley said: bradfordmeyerbiggs Reserve Team Posts: 204 Posting Level Next Level in 296 posts about an hour ago via mobile Quote Post by bradfordmeyerbiggs on about an hour ago I wish they would get rid. It was nice when he was out of favour and being slagged off by the Teds. Now he comes back and scores and takes the piss out of us with a snake gif. He wouldn’t be laughing if he walked in the Lamb I can tell you that for nothing. Snake shithead lady garden No one would be laughing if they walked in the Lamb. Gagging, maybe, but not laughing. .. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Constant Rabbit Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 "Big queue in (and out) the shop after the game and a person who obviously had special needs was cheerfully marshalling the queue, he had already thrown me out for eating a pie as the queue moved forward over the imaginary line in to the shop. However once I had bought my ticket as I was leaving the shop there was another “man” giving the poor lad loads of abuse - Made me feel sick, that someone should pick on the vulnerable in that way. Whoever you were I hope you are proud of yourself and I hope you felt good in front of any mates you may have. I am just a bit surprised that I was the only one to speak up for the poor Marshall." Rovers fan abusing the disabled. What a surprise. I'm waiting for Henbury Gas to claim it was the ex-city fan mysteriously left toothless in an almost supernaturally unseen attack.... Racism, Sexual assault, Women druggie slapping around a little girl on the North Terrace and now a gashead abusing one of their own stewards with special needs. Family club my arse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS15_RED Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 The Lamb? Haven’t they pulled it down yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Sergio Georgini said: It's 2018 and the Sags are in complete outrage that a football player put on his hand a snake puppet. Can't blame the Scum for being bitter; after all, unlike that other Puppeteer with Gash connections, Rod Hull, Taylor washed away his shame by coming over to the Good Guys instead of taking the somewhat terminal step of chucking himself off of a building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: No one would be laughing if they walked in the Lamb. Gagging, maybe, but not laughing. .. The most overrated pub in the whole Bristol area,mouth and trousers doings to mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, NOTBLUE said: The most overrated pub in the whole Bristol area,mouth and trousers doings to mind. Springs,obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, NOTBLUE said: Springs,obviously. Shame. I think I preferred trouser doings as a description. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 7 hours ago, SX227 said: Rovers fan abusing the disabled. What a surprise. I'm waiting for Henbury Gas to claim it was the ex-city fan mysteriously left toothless in an almost supernaturally unseen attack.... Racism, Sexual assault, Women druggie slapping around a little girl on the North Terrace and now a gashead abusing one of their own stewards with special needs. Family club my arse Irene returns !!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted April 12, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 (edited) 15 hours ago, wood_red said: Always the victims. When Santo was going mad after Wolves winner in the stands that was funny, when Plymouth boss waves at the Sags they want an enquiry by the EFL. When City fans were arranging something for Sir Colin it was out of order, yet when Windass gets an invite to the Legion and Chasers, it's great. Gaslogic. Lansdown lives in Guernsey = tax dodger. Dwane Sports based in Jersey = shrewd businessmen. We take 450 to Sheff Utd on a Friday night, Sky, Christmas = “Shit support, embarrassing” Rovers take 400 to Peterborough on a Saturday = amazing away support. City have wealthy English owner = plastic club, sugardaddy’s toy. Rovers get taken over by Arab Chelsea fans = Celebrate. City fans laugh at how shit Rovers are on their forum = obsessed Rovers fans start the ‘oh yes’ thread as well as numerous threads over the years on their forum keeping an eye on our Promotion/Relegation battles, put our score on their scoreboard when we are losing whilst their own team are playing in front of them = not obsessed City redevelop their spiritual home into a 27k all seater stadium = plastic, soulless shithole Rovers plan to move out of town to a bland 20k identikit bowl with no history = sounds great. Matty Taylor shafts them = snake Matty Taylor shafts Oxford = loyal hero Rovers have left Bristol in the past and they recently wanted to leave Bristol again...but apparently it’s City who are a ‘franchise’ The list goes on. Edited April 12, 2018 by Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan 23 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 11 hours ago, redsquirrel said: its not his fault he was born so ugly. he don't earn enough for plastic surgery to right the mug behind all the facial hair he grows trying to hide it. He was born SO ugly, the midwife slapped his mother....* *old ones are the best... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Gaslogic. Lansdown lives in Guernsey = tax dodger. Dwane Sports based in Jersey = shrewd businessmen. We take 450 to Sheff Utd on a Friday night, Sky, Christmas = “Shit support, embarrassing” Rovers take 400 to Peterborough on a Saturday = amazing away support. City have wealthy English owner = plastic club, sugardaddy’s toy. Rovers get taken over by Arab Chelsea fans = Celebrate. City fans laugh at how shit Rovers are on their forum = obsessed Rovers fans start the ‘oh yes’ thread as well as numerous threads over the years on their forum keeping an eye on our Promotion/Relegation battles, put our score on their scoreboard when we are losing whilst their own team are playing in front of them = not obsessed City redevelop their spiritual home into a 27k all seater stadium = plastic, soulless shithole Rovers plan to move out of town to a bland 20k identikit bowl with no history = sounds great. Matty Taylor shafts them = snake Matty Taylor shafts Oxford = loyal hero Rovers have left Bristol in the past and they recently wanted to leave Bristol again...but apparently it’s City who are a ‘franchise’ The list goes on. A simple like for such an informative ,articulate and accurate post is simply not good enough so ..... 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 22 hours ago, glynriley said: bradfordmeyerbiggs Reserve Team Posts: 204 Posting Level Next Level in 296 posts about an hour ago via mobile Quote Post by bradfordmeyerbiggs on about an hour ago I’m a Sag ****. I dribble a lot and love white plastic chairs and tents. I believe that Wally is the Messiah because he is such a lovely man. The reason that we aren’t spending any money is because we are evolving. Goodnight Irene. FTG. I’m obsessed with Shitheads but I’m not really. It’s never our fault. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 5 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Gaslogic. Lansdown lives in Guernsey = tax dodger. Dwane Sports based in Jersey = shrewd businessmen. We take 450 to Sheff Utd on a Friday night, Sky, Christmas = “Shit support, embarrassing” Rovers take 400 to Peterborough on a Saturday = amazing away support. City have wealthy English owner = plastic club, sugardaddy’s toy. Rovers get taken over by Arab Chelsea fans = Celebrate. City fans laugh at how shit Rovers are on their forum = obsessed Rovers fans start the ‘oh yes’ thread as well as numerous threads over the years on their forum keeping an eye on our Promotion/Relegation battles, put our score on their scoreboard when we are losing whilst their own team are playing in front of them = not obsessed City redevelop their spiritual home into a 27k all seater stadium = plastic, soulless shithole Rovers plan to move out of town to a bland 20k identikit bowl with no history = sounds great. Matty Taylor shafts them = snake Matty Taylor shafts Oxford = loyal hero Rovers have left Bristol in the past and they recently wanted to leave Bristol again...but apparently it’s City who are a ‘franchise’ The list goes on. Well said. Just to add: Gasheads invade the pitch to taunt us after FLT tie - it’s the bantz innit? City fans respond in kind - worst hooliganism in the history of football. Orr goes to jail - Funny Pipe goes to jail - Not funny 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 34 minutes ago, WessexPest said: Well said. Just to add: Gasheads invade the pitch to taunt us after FLT tie - it’s the bantz innit? City fans respond in kind - worst hooliganism in the history of football. Orr goes to jail - Funny Pipe goes to jail - Not funny Their pitch is crap because of the rugby - victims (even though post rugby it's awful) Our pitch is great despite the rugby - franchise tax dodge or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 (edited) 50 minutes ago, WessexPest said: Well said. Just to add: Gasheads invade the pitch to taunt us after FLT tie - it’s the bantz innit? City fans respond in kind - worst hooliganism in the history of football. Orr goes to jail - Funny Pipe goes to jail - Not funny Gasheads lob broken chairs at City fans = noble warriors defending women and children. City fans lob the same broken chairs back at them = Sickening, unprovoked attack, ban them for life. Referee abandons match due to safety fears = cheating Wycombe scum, “hope they go out of business”. Rovers waterlog their own pitch to avoid playing in form Stockport and give themselves an extra few days rest before playing City in the JPT Area Final = “Nothing we could do about it mate”... Gasheads....”we’re totally down to Earth, loveable fans adored by everyone for our humility and likeable nature...unlike they gert arrogant SHITHEADS” *gets taken over by Arabs ”hey, let’s wave £5 notes at those scabby Morcombe fans tomorrow to show how loaded we are now....” Edited April 12, 2018 by Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, WessexPest said: Well said. Just to add: Gasheads invade the pitch to taunt us after FLT tie - it’s the bantz innit? City fans respond in kind - worst hooliganism in the history of football. Orr goes to jail - Funny Pipe goes to jail - Not funny 38 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Their pitch is crap because of the rugby - victims (even though post rugby it's awful) Our pitch is great despite the rugby - franchise tax dodge or something. 25 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Gasheads lob broken chairs at City fans = noble warriors defending women and children. City fans lob the same broken chairs back at them = Sickening, unprovoked attack, ban them for life. Referee abandons match due to safety fears = cheating Wycombe scum, “hope they go out of business”. Rovers waterlog their own pitch to avoid playing in form Stockport and give themselves an extra few days rest before playing City in the JPT Area Final = “Nothing we could do about it mate”... Gasheads....”we’re totally down to Earth, loveable fans adored by everyone for our humility and likeable nature...unlike they gert arrogant SHITHEADS” *gets taken over by Arabs ”hey, let’s wave £5 notes at those scabby Morcombe fans tomorrow to show how loaded we are now....” City nearly go under in 82 - Gasheads go on and on about us only being a league club since 1982. Rovers drop down to the Conference - pretend it didn’t happen and continue to bang on about 1982. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 8 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Gaslogic. Lansdown lives in Guernsey = tax dodger. Dwane Sports based in Jersey = shrewd businessmen. We take 450 to Sheff Utd on a Friday night, Sky, Christmas = “Shit support, embarrassing” Rovers take 400 to Peterborough on a Saturday = amazing away support. City have wealthy English owner = plastic club, sugardaddy’s toy. Rovers get taken over by Arab Chelsea fans = Celebrate. City fans laugh at how shit Rovers are on their forum = obsessed Rovers fans start the ‘oh yes’ thread as well as numerous threads over the years on their forum keeping an eye on our Promotion/Relegation battles, put our score on their scoreboard when we are losing whilst their own team are playing in front of them = not obsessed City redevelop their spiritual home into a 27k all seater stadium = plastic, soulless shithole Rovers plan to move out of town to a bland 20k identikit bowl with no history = sounds great. Matty Taylor shafts them = snake Matty Taylor shafts Oxford = loyal hero Rovers have left Bristol in the past and they recently wanted to leave Bristol again...but apparently it’s City who are a ‘franchise’ The list goes on. Cracking summary of the last 690 pages for those late to the forum. What a bunch of deluded losers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 City lose to Man City with last-minute goals - teehee. Rovers lose to Hitchin, Barrow, Chesham, Bath City - ah, the cups are a distraction we don’t need anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Los Angeles FC are spending $30 million on a training facility on the campus of California State University. Is UWE still "in progress"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Rovers steal the rugby ground and the rugby club go bankrupt, = Rovers are the saviours of the rugby club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Just thought I’d browse gas chat for a laugh on a dull Thursday evening and came across this exceptional set of ratings from a rovers fan... Slocombe - 9 - 2 top class saves, kept us in the game Charlton 5 - created next to nothing So their keeper kept them in the game although Charlton created next to nothing, how does that work 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Oh and henbury gas has just suggested that they rename their stadium to the Edward Colston Memorial Stadium. Honestly didn’t know the guy could get more stupid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Corner Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Might grab a cider and put this on repeat, always brightens my day somehow? Can’t think why 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinMan's left peg Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 31 minutes ago, JBFC II said: Oh and henbury gas has just suggested that they rename their stadium to the Edward Colston Memorial Stadium. Honestly didn’t know the guy could get more stupid... Serious?! Is that for real?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, WessexPest said: City lose to Man City with last-minute goals - teehee. Your way off with that statement if you listen to the Sags, it was Man City and Utd reserves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, TinMan's left peg said: Serious?! Is that for real?! Quote from Henbury Gas himself... So i went for Edward Colston as he did a lot for the people of Bristol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaw Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 38 minutes ago, JBFC II said: Oh and henbury gas has just suggested that they rename their stadium to the Edward Colston Memorial Stadium. Honestly didn’t know the guy could get more stupid... The bloke is becoming a parody of himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Just now, RedRaw said: The bloke is becoming a parody of himself I seriously think it will be revealed that he`s actually one of us and has been on the mother of all pisstakes for years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 10 hours ago, glynriley said: He was born SO ugly, the midwife slapped his mother....* *old ones are the best... Midwives or Mothers?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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