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On 24 May 2018 at 16:57, BS4 on Tour... said:

Thanks - but I won’t  sleep tonight.....other things going round in my head include:-

Why is it called ‘rush hour’ when you don’t move?

Why are they called ‘apartments’ when they are all close together?

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

How do snowplough drivers get to work?

 

 

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12 hours ago, Monkeh said:

awwwww bless

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/12312/snake-gashead?page=2 

they seem to think it would bother us that two of our players have gone on holiday with some of their players, like we give a shit about that, they are lads on holiday nothing more

Someone has to pay for the little sag players holiday..  it won't be them with their £100 a week wages :yawn::clap:

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10 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

One of them reckons Matty will get shit from us for going on this holiday. Eh??Don’t know why ‘Newmarketgas’ or the OP on that thread sound so smug? The fact they get on so well just shows that, unlike the fans, Rovers players don’t care that he ditched them for us....to be fair the rest of them would do the same if they could :laughcont:

. . Or if they had any talent.

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"Knowing your market

These seems to be quite a look of "facility envy", but while the Mem cannot compete with Ashton Gate, or even any other stadium in the country for events, why doesn't the marketing dept try and get more bookings based on what we have?

I have been to several Gashead wedding receptions in very poor rooms in tacky venues and surely the Mem is the epitome of poor and tacky?

If we are to be successful we need the stadium to be in use more than 50 days a year before it is condemned as a public eyesore.

There must be a prospective market, it is up to the stadium marketing staff to be pro actice and go out and get new business. Small profits at loads of car boot sales is better than trying to use it for football.

Perhaps our venue has been used as an excuse for below average players and we need to get even more over-paid under-qualified suits to help move the club further backwards again.

We may not have made loads from the World Cup games but even if only 40,000 people turned up (as we get anytime we prowdly go to Wembly), we should still expect to manage the potential attendance and make a huge loss."

http://gasheads.proboards.com/thread/12315/market

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3 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

"Knowing your market

These seems to be quite a look of "facility envy", but while the Mem cannot compete with Ashton Gate, or even any other stadium in the country for events, why doesn't the marketing dept try and get more bookings based on what we have?

I have been to several Gashead wedding receptions in very poor rooms in tacky venues and surely the Mem is the epitome of poor and tacky?

If we are to be successful we need the stadium to be in use more than 50 days a year before it is condemned as a public eyesore.

There must be a prospective market, it is up to the stadium marketing staff to be pro actice and go out and get new business. Small profits at loads of car boot sales is better than trying to use it for football.

Perhaps our venue has been used as an excuse for below average players and we need to get even more over-paid under-qualified suits to help move the club further backwards again.

We may not have made loads from the World Cup games but even if only 40,000 people turned up (as we get anytime we prowdly go to Wembly), we should still expect to manage the potential attendance and make a huge loss."

http://gasheads.proboards.com/thread/12315/market

Superb work Sir Colin, you had me scrambling for the link as I actually didn't think it was enhanced...

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Arena seating, you mean its not a 4 quid patio chair from argos. I am beginning to wonder if the gas are a complex experiment on how long you can take the proverbial out of a group of people before they realise you are doing it. so far over 100 years. :rofl2br:

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2 minutes ago, SimonR said:

Arena seating, you mean its not a 4 quid patio chair from argos. I am beginning to wonder if the gas are a complex experiment on how long you can take the proverbial out of a group of people before they realise you are doing it. so far over 100 years. :rofl2br:

It’s just clever wording. 

State that they will have “Arena seating” then base it on the non-existent Bristol Arena..!

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5 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

It’s just clever wording. 

State that they will have “Arena seating” then base it on the non-existent Bristol Arena..!

Paraphrasing a movie badly here. the Bristol Arena, "if they build it, the gas will try to steal it"

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25 minutes ago, old parkender said:

Haha, brilliant

 

With the increase in seating, now from the sounds of it at the expense of terracing, it feels like they’re getting ready for the possibility of a 3 year stint in the championship before we actually move from the Mem or get it properly rebuilt. 

More dreams of trying to get back to where they were in the early 90’s..!

I suppose these things “do take time”. 

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31 minutes ago, old parkender said:

Haha, brilliant

 

With the increase in seating, now from the sounds of it at the expense of terracing, it feels like they’re getting ready for the possibility of a 3 year stint in the championship before we actually move from the Mem or get it properly rebuilt. 

The last time they had 3 years at “level 2” they averaged less than 6k - however that was playing in Bath and is an unfair reflection of the “loyal & true” few.

So the time previous to that (1975-81), when they still frequented the footballing Mecca that was Eastville, they managed a massive average of 8.5k. 

Mind The Gap!

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10 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

The last time they had 3 years at “level 2” they averaged less than 6k - however that was playing in Bath and is an unfair reflection of the “loyal & true” few.

So the time previous to that (1975-81), when they still frequented the footballing Mecca that was Eastville, they managed a massive average of 8.5k. 

Mind The Gap!

I know football attendances dropped generally around that period, but that was very poor wasn't it? I wonder if it had anything do with the "loyal and true" coming to the Gate to watch First Division football :whistle:

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3 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

I know football attendances dropped generally around that period, but that was very poor wasn't it? I wonder if it had anything do with the "loyal and true" coming to the Gate to watch First Division football :whistle:

It was bolstered by a first season up average of 12,500. 

If that anomaly was left out, then the other 6 seasons averaged just 7,800. 

Even the Memorial ground, as it is, is to big for them. Then again, so was Twerton..! 

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8 minutes ago, Super said:

Isn’t it illegal to consume alcohol in view of the playing area, at a football stadium (excluding hospitality suites)..? 

Surely Rovers have carried out their usual level of research, before announcing developments..?! 

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3 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

looking to compete with out sports bar with one of the biggest indoor screens, what are they getting, a 288" black and white tv?

It will be the biggest indoor screen in BS7*

*excluding places that have a big indoor screen..! 

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1 minute ago, Bar BS3 said:

Isn’t it illegal to consume alcohol in view of the playing area, at a football stadium (excluding hospitality suites)..? 

Surely Rovers have carried out their usual level of research, before announcing developments..?! 

yes it is,

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2 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Isn’t it illegal to consume alcohol in view of the playing area, at a football stadium (excluding hospitality suites)..? 

Surely Rovers have carried out their usual level of research, before announcing developments..?! 

Only when football is being played - in theory if it was used for any other event it is not an issue

MK Dons was a good example of how they could swap their facilities to suit the event

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3 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Isn’t it illegal to consume alcohol in view of the playing area, at a football stadium (excluding hospitality suites)..? 

Surely Rovers have carried out their usual level of research, before announcing developments..?! 

They can probably close the curtains. After all, they were cleaned less than 2 years ago.

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12 minutes ago, phantom said:

Only when football is being played - in theory if it was used for any other event it is not an issue

MK Dons was a good example of how they could swap their facilities to suit the event

Stadium MK is NOT a good example to use for the Memorial ground..! 

What’s the point of having a view of the pitch if there is no football being played..?!

On second thoughts, if you are a Rovers fan, that’s probably when it’s at its best. 

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20 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Isn’t it illegal to consume alcohol in view of the playing area, at a football stadium (excluding hospitality suites)..? 

Surely Rovers have carried out their usual level of research, before announcing developments..?! 

 

16 minutes ago, phantom said:

Only when football is being played - in theory if it was used for any other event it is not an issue

MK Dons was a good example of how they could swap their facilities to suit the event

As it’s illegal to consume alcohol when football is being played, Rovers will be OK, as what they play can’t be described as football in the normal sense of the word 

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35 minutes ago, Super said:

If Rovers ever need reminding just how Tinpot/Ragass they really are, I believe the following quote sums it up....

”this summer will see the development of a new stand, along side the East terrace, which will increase seating by 341”!!!

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