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1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said:

I expect you’ll find that he used to go and watch City, but one day he refused to move out of someone else’s seat and got battered by City fans. 

On his way home he needed an expert in clearing child pornography from his laptop, so he popped into a random computer shop, in Westbury-on-trym, where the odd looking owner sold him the joys of being a Sag, and the rest is history..! 

Him's a her, BS3 (as her avatar indicates) and a nurse, I'll be bound! She certainly wouldn't have ventured into a random computer shop in Henbury lest the owner practice his boob cricketing talent upon her.

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49 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

I was, however a change of plans meant I didn't get to cheer on Stoke to a glorious victory :)

 

46 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Newsflash: Bristol Rovers fan in failure to actually make it to a football match..! 

 

Must have been the world famous Downend to Filton bike marathon which has been known to reduce attendance figures for all sorts of other sporting events.

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1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said:

I expect you’ll find that he used to go and watch City, but one day he refused to move out of someone else’s seat and got battered by City fans. 

On his way home he needed an expert in clearing child pornography from his laptop, so he popped into a random computer shop, in Westbury-on-trym, where the odd looking owner sold him the joys of being a Sag, and the rest is history..! 

And receive the necessary emergency dentistry as well as having their broken nose reset - in fact, they looked like nothing had happened at all on leaving.

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42 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Him's a her, BS3 (as her avatar indicates) and a nurse, I'll be bound! She certainly wouldn't have ventured into a random computer shop in Henbury lest the owner practice his boob cricketing talent upon her.

Gender fluid I'll guess

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10 minutes ago, JBFC II said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46019164

Good to see their first choice striker getting on well with the fans... 

Fined one weeks wages which equates to £240. Wael wanted the punishment to be doubled because there's an end of summer sale of white patio chairs at Homebase and he's been asked to provide seating for staff in the club shop to be used on matchdays and during other quiet periods.

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7 minutes ago, JBFC II said:

It's obvious he was gesturing to those two gurt teds in the away end, who instead of watching their side at home to Stoke had travelled 380 odd miles to see the mighty gas... 

Ridiculous, no City fan would do that, Rovers away at Barnsley is sure to see a sold out away end, I mean I think it only holds 3000

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If anyone wants to play ‘Loyal and Few’ bingo with this press release you’re odds on to get a full house: https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2018/october/stefan-payne-statement/ 

In a classic of the ‘Deluded Gappers’ genre, look out for the repeated references to ‘great fanbase’, ‘travelled in great numbers’, ‘great following’, and ‘good number’. There are so many ‘great’s in there it seems like Tony the Tiger has written it! 

Just to confirm, the official attendance was 446. Great. 

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3 minutes ago, BrightCiderLife said:

If anyone wants to play ‘Loyal and Few’ bingo with this press release you’re odds on to get a full house: https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2018/october/stefan-payne-statement/ 

In a classic of the ‘Deluded Gappers’ genre, look out for the repeated references to ‘great fanbase’, ‘travelled in great numbers’, ‘great following’, and ‘good number’. There are so many ‘great’s in there it seems like Tony the Tiger has written it! 

Just to confirm, the official attendance was 446. Great. 

446 is a great number in their view since most of them have to take their socks off to count above 10 12

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7 minutes ago, BrightCiderLife said:

If anyone wants to play ‘Loyal and Few’ bingo with this press release you’re odds on to get a full house: https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2018/october/stefan-payne-statement/ 

In a classic of the ‘Deluded Gappers’ genre, look out for the repeated references to ‘great fanbase’, ‘travelled in great numbers’, ‘great following’, and ‘good number’. There are so many ‘great’s in there it seems like Tony the Tiger has written it! 

Just to confirm, the official attendance was 446. Great. 

446 is the formation that Dopey is planning to play to overcome the goal drought. :gasmask:

 

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1 hour ago, BrightCiderLife said:

If anyone wants to play ‘Loyal and Few’ bingo with this press release you’re odds on to get a full house: https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2018/october/stefan-payne-statement/ 

In a classic of the ‘Deluded Gappers’ genre, look out for the repeated references to ‘great fanbase’, ‘travelled in great numbers’, ‘great following’, and ‘good number’. There are so many ‘great’s in there it seems like Tony the Tiger has written it! 

Just to confirm, the official attendance was 446. Great. 

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Its so predictable.

”well done Stefan you berk, you’ve set them off again. It’s ok though...we’ll tell them they’re great and that’ll keep them happy”

Dopey seems a bit confused, “great numbers” in one sentence but only “good numbers” in the next. Whichever one he meant he’s wrong anyway...or possibly just very easily impressed.

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13 minutes ago, Slippin cider said:

Hahaha what do we expect. He must be using gaslogic.

 

They are an insignificant laughing stock.

If he's so proud (sorry, prowed) of Bristol (& I don't think he is for one minute) then he should be equally ashamed to have any association with that shower of 5hit with their fake fekir, tents, chasers 1980's canopy & riddle me chairman who could give you a straight answer even if you asked him for a ruler.

If he was that proud of his Bristolian routes he should be extolling the virtues of Bristol Sport and what its done to put Bristol on the sporting map across many sports. That's who he should be publicly backing. But I suspect once a bitter sag always a bitter sag.

Did anyone notice that someone must have pulled his sleeves off his jacket on Quest the other night.

What a weirdo.

 

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12 minutes ago, Swede said:

Hahaha what do we expect. He must be using gaslogic.

 

They are an insignificant laughing stock.

If he's so proud (sorry, prowed) of Bristol (& I don't think he is for one minute) then he should be equally ashamed to have any association with that shower of 5hit with their fake fekir, tents, chasers 1980's canopy & riddle me chairman who could give you a straight answer even if you asked him for a ruler.

If he was that proud of his Bristolian routes he should be extolling the virtues of Bristol Sport and what its done to put Bristol on the sporting map across many sports. That's who he should be publicly backing. But I suspect once a bitter sag always a bitter sag.

Did anyone notice that someone must have pulled his sleeves off his jacket on Quest the other night.

What a weirdo.

 

Dead right, the silence coming out from anyone even remotely associated with BRFC is deafening, they should be shouting from the rooftops about this fake sheik and the non activity that is constantly in operation in North Bristol

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50 minutes ago, Slippin cider said:

Wtf is the simpleton on about? He says:

“The funny thing is that we [Bristol Rovers and Bristol City] need each other.

“When Rovers were failing a couple of years ago – and Darrell has done brilliantly to get them back – when they were failing, it affected City, I don’t care what you say.

“You need some competition and the closer they get, the better it’s going to be.”

What, you mean like in 14/15 while your tramps were grubbing around in non league and we were pissing L1 and winning the FL Trophy do you Holloway, you absoulte ****wit?

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