The Gasbuster Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Ska Junkie said: When your plan's watertight but your stadium's still shite That's the rovers. When you play in the cup Your fans still don't turn up That's the rovers WAQ's supposed to be rich but he's still Landowns' bitch That's the rovers Coz you'll always be shite we're almost out of sight You're the rovers I thank you. Hahahaha ! Genius ! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Med/MadHatter Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Some of the above should be on the new chants thread :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 (edited) What moron would try to take the mick out of Ashton Gate when supporting those ragasses? (The first comment is in relation to their new pitch side tv) Edited April 8, 2019 by Unan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 With a portaloo for Santa And imitation Fanta That`s the R*vers 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 2 hours ago, TinMan's left peg said: When Santa’s waiting for you in an old portaloo thats the Rovers That’s brilliant, or it would be if it wasn’t so creepy! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Unan said: What moron would try to take the mick out of Ashton Gate when supporting those ragasses? (The first comment is in relation to their new pitch side tv) Aston Gate stadium......oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolmoose Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, BanburyRed said: Aston Gate stadium......oh dear Up the Villa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 These versions of “Amore” are brilliant. Haven’t laughed this much while reading OTIB since the Dion Dublin thread ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 When he comes in with his billion but he thought he was buying gillingham..... wow - that’s Bristol Rovers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 They thought saved at Wycombe west but Mansfield did the rest! That's Bristol Rovers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 When you seethe at your failure, to hang on to Matt Taylor............... that's the Rovers 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rudolf Hucker Posted April 8, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: When you seethe at your failure, to hang on to Matt Taylor............... that's the Rovers When your sheikh is a fake and you can't keep the Snake, that's the Rovers. 11 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Damn - I’m late to this...! When you steal all your grounds And your ex boss **nks Hounds Thats the Rovers When your owners no dosh But he has a nice watch Thats the Rovers 3 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 When the Daniels does score And your gaffer likes paws... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 (edited) When your “fans” are all bored, and your owners a fraud, that’s the Rovers...... Edited April 8, 2019 by The Gasbuster 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Med/MadHatter Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Section 82 have enough material in here for a new song :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Bravo fellow reds! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Wayney Wayney Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 When you can’t pay the rent on your bespoke 10 man tent thats the rovers When your playing on the dirt with snack box on your shirt that’s the rovers 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Even @bodinhas to laugh at these? @Miah Dennehy will certainly see the funny side. Absolutely brilliant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Where the players can only punt, and the chairman’s a ***, that’s the Rovers .... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Tinmans Love Child said: ‘Hoardes’ - ‘Hoardes’ ?? No, really, ‘Hoardes’ ???!!!! The sub-eds at the Bristol Post need to take a long hard look - too difficult for pro journos to realise it is ‘Hordes’...???!!!! And all this doesn’t take into account that da gas following doesn’t deserve the ‘hordes’ description anyway..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinmans Love Child Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Ground burns down blame the teds Build ikea instead Thats the Rovers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 If a new stand just meant You have a new tent That's Bristol Rovers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 When your fan base is dense And your grounds made of tents Thats the Rovers When you’re driven to Wembley By Alan from Nailsea You’re the Rovers 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Finally (it’s late) When your open bus tour Attracts a crowd of four Thats the Rovers 6 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 When DC was pleasuring a spaniel Took his eye off Colin Daniel That’s the roverzzzzz...... 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 When you’re feeling such hurt; relegated by a man in your own shirt, that’s the Rovers ..... 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 I've got another one. When they said they've a Billion 300 grand means 10 Million That's the rovers 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS15_RED Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 (edited) When your shirts are quarters of blue and white, and your team are shite, that’s Bristol Rovers! When your teams ******* naff, and spent 10 years in Bath, that’s Bristol Rovers! Edited April 8, 2019 by BS15_RED 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 If in your stand at the Mem, some f'kers stolen Row M - that's the Rovers 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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