42nite Posted April 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 He really said it "Unlucky da shit!" That's the Rovers. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chowie Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 (edited) Hand your ticket through fence, just to save a few pence... That’s the Rovers. Edited April 8, 2019 by chowie 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chowie Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Switch Babe Station on, just to get a lob on... That’s the Rovers. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinCider Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 (edited) When the greatest legend of the gas, ain't an ex player, but Dean Windass, Thats da roverzzz Edited April 8, 2019 by JustinCider 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 If Henbury Gas was my source I too would punch a horse thats the Rovers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 When your big TV screen Is nowhere to be seen That's the rovers 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) When your right in the $hit and your ground is a tip........that's the rovers When you look at that crap and think mind the gap........that's the rovers Edited April 9, 2019 by The Joker 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 When you hear a loud bang They've just headbutted a van That's the Rovers 1 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 When you need some artwork But you're totally broke That's the Rovers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semblar Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 8 hours ago, Ska Junkie said: I've got another one. When they said they've a Billion 300 grand means 10 Million That's the rovers Strangely enough, that's about the same ratio as their perception of WAQ's wealth and what he really had available... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 If all of your fans Have six fingers per hand Thats the Rovers If you're in the mire And two grounds have been on fire Thats the Rovers If you hate dem gurt teds And punch horses in heads Thats the Rovers If you steal from your club And sell out of date grub Thats the Rovers 5 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Rapidly run out of ‘likes’ for the day on the last page alone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDLEE Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 You sing about a whore, you buy your stand from go outdoors.... that's the Rovers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 You know there not sound when they've stolen your ground....that's the rovers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Out of likes, one for every single verse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 When Sir Colin fired home Their league place was doomed That's the Rovers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 When your uncles your brother and your sisters your mother,that the Rovers. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gert Mare Posted April 9, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 When away fans get damp And you’re playing a tramp That’s the Rovers Where Tom Nicholls can’t score And you sing of a whore That’s the Rovers When you’re home no-one cares And your top boys wear flares That’s the Rovers When you check on City Cuz you’re green with envy That’s the Rovers With a tent for a stand And a squad from Poundland That’s the Rovers When your sponsors a pub Your the 6th richest club That’s the Rovers When your fans are in tears Cuz it’s been 18 years That’s the Rovers When you often punch horses And had two divorces That’s the Rovers When your grounds a cess pit It’s unlucky da shit That’s the Rovers Where your football’s inept And you’re riddled with debt That’s the Rovers When you fall through the floor At 16:54 That’s the Rovers 7 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Damn you all. I saw that a couple more pages had been added over night, and I thought they'd gone bust or something. But no, it was just two pages of songs 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 21 minutes ago, Gert Mare said: When away fans get damp And you’re playing a tramp That’s the Rovers Where Tom Nicholls can’t score And you sing of a whore That’s the Rovers When you’re home no-one cares And your top boys wear flares That’s the Rovers When you check on City Cuz you’re green with envy That’s the Rovers With a tent for a stand And a squad from Poundland That’s the Rovers When your sponsors a pub Your the 6th richest club That’s the Rovers When your fans are in tears Cuz it’s been 18 years That’s the Rovers When you often punch horses And had two divorces That’s the Rovers When your grounds a cess pit It’s unlucky da shit That’s the Rovers Where your football’s inept And you’re riddled with debt That’s the Rovers When you fall through the floor At 16:54 That’s the Rovers Hahahaha !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red7 Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 When you've got no bunce And you are all cunce That's the Rovers When you've got no crowd And you don't know how to spell proud That's the Rovers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaw Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 When you sister shouts "SON" 'Cus she's really your mum That's the Rovers When you brother's so cool but he's really un-cle That's the Rovers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Some of these have been brilliant, and some of them leave me wondering if everyone is familiar with the recordings of Dean Martin. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 In the rain you need a mac Whilst eating an out of date snack That's the Rovers When you lie about your crowd And you can't even spell proud That's the Rovers You say you're envied by all But it's a massive load of bull That's the Rovers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Red7 beat me to it on one of mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 When fans rarely buy a ticket but love playing Boob cricket thats the Rovers 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Where they’re faithful and true And they’re coming for you That’s the Rovers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Where there’s more lifetime bans And they’re head butting vans That’s the Rovers 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Where the owners a fake And they all hate the snake That’s the Rovers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) Where they worshipped Randall Yet they still won **** all That’s the Rovers Edited April 9, 2019 by Gert Mare 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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