Guest Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Accounts ready yet? Assume they are all asking the questions of why not, or is he still a nice man so nothing to worry about...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 The famous loyal and true all got abit excited this morning then let down as usual, upon hearing that extremely wealthy people were all clubbing together to help repair a Unique and world famous landmark and have so far raised €600m, ‘we are now the 6th richest club in the country’, ‘tick tock’, ‘we coming for you’ and ‘a new stadium is on its waaaaaaaayy’ was the word on the street. Then came the tears and realisation that the money being raised was in fact going towards Notre Dame and not the world renowned, ‘unique’ dump that the tent dwellers call home. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, wood_red said: Accounts ready yet? Assume they are all asking the questions of why not, or is he still a nice man so nothing to worry about...... Wally.... “ACCOUNTS???!! What accounts? If I just ignore them will they just go away?” Its fine though, as according to the fewers, as usual they are blaming someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 (edited) As they seem to be too busy, I'll do it for them. EXPENSES 50 packets of out of date hoolahoops -￡1.50 10 Clothes pegs to hold the tent together - 50p each Tinsel for Santa's Grotto - ￡3.25 Tap water to dilute Fanta drinks - ￡0 Big screen installation costs - TBC New curtains - ￡45 Yearly subscription to babe station - ￡119.99 Hire of Robbored as Wembley minibus driver - CANCELLED Labour expenses for erection of new Gazebo - 50p Equine medical bills - ￡50,000 Dopey's subscription for hot canines monthly - ￡49.99 Wally's watch - ￡50,000 INCOME Fee for Matty Taylor - ￡10,000,000, sorry 300k. Wembley gate money - N/A Gate receipts - Not much as they all use their mates.season tickets to get in for free Compensation from Sainsburys - ￡0 Feel free to add more. Edited April 16, 2019 by Wanderingred 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 As much as they are stupidly overpriced, with us doing well in the League it’s all they’ve got to throw at us http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/14228/sausage-rolls-steep-1982-easter?page=2 Then someone named lpgas goes on to suggest LJ is some sort of Pedophile, sums that lot up perfectly, scummy little low life. Perhaps Lee Johnson would want to play with the "Young Boys" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natchfever Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: Having to be in bed by 9pm doesn’t necessarily mean they are scared of the dark..! Haha some people on here will know what I mean and i'm not trying to play the itk, as we are talking teenagers here, but very funny nevertheless... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 6 hours ago, BCFC11 said: As much as they are stupidly overpriced, with us doing well in the League it’s all they’ve got to throw at us http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/14228/sausage-rolls-steep-1982-easter?page=2 Then someone named lpgas goes on to suggest LJ is some sort of Pedophile, sums that lot up perfectly, scummy little low life. Perhaps Lee Johnson would want to play with the "Young Boys" Is that all they got now? Overpriced eggs and 1982? It truly is a tough time to be a supporter of the horse punchers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 42 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said: Is that all they got now? Overpriced eggs and 1982? It truly is a tough time to be a supporter of the horse punchers I’m sure we could have sold Easter eggs a lot cheaper if we’d bought a batch of out of date ones..! Although by July, we probably will have done..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 One of those ***** says. ‘ let’s put a rovers badge on some and give them to kids to show the difference in class between us where do you start with this . Well , 500,000 kids a year have their lives enhanced by the community trust. How many over the Easter holidays at the football camps ? Meanwhile they have a thunder box as a Santa’s grotto , sell fake Fanta and out of date crisp and mars bars. you stay classy 15ers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, steviestevieneville said: One of those ***** says. ‘ let’s put a rovers badge on some and give them to kids to show the difference in class between us Just don’t take those same kids into the club bar at half time unless you want them to witness 100 ‘loyal n tru’ Standing around spanking the monkey to Babestation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Just don’t take those same kids into the club bar at half time unless you want them to witness 100 ‘loyal n tru’ Standing around spanking the monkey to Babestation. Is “spanking the monkey” in anyway related to “slapping a horse”..? Who takes a monkey to football..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: Who takes a monkey to football..? Hartlepool. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 On 14/04/2019 at 14:32, myol'man said: Be afraid, be very afraid. It's the famous Gas Hiding Squad Is that three bottles of shandy between them ? You wouldn’t want to meet them in a dark night, or any other time really. Do their Mummy’s know where they are ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 when your mum makes you cum while your dad does you up the bum thats the Roverz 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogbert Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 11 hours ago, BCFC11 said: Wally.... “ACCOUNTS???!! What accounts? If I just ignore them will they just go away?” First warning letter should've arrived from Companies House by now. If they carry on ignoring those then the company could be struck off by early August. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 Watch Babestation with glee Whilst spanking the monkey That's the Rovers Go to the Colony But there's **** all to see That's the Rovers If you're on crack and dense And you phone Twentypence That's the Rovers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 When you think of your sister... ...and it gives you a blister That's the Rovers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 When you buy your big TV from the bloke who funds City That’s the Rovers 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, steviestevieneville said: One of those ***** says. ‘ let’s put a rovers badge on some and give them to kids to show the difference in class between us where do you start with this . Well , 500,000 kids a year have their lives enhanced by the community trust. How many over the Easter holidays at the football camps ? Meanwhile they have a thunder box as a Santa’s grotto , sell fake Fanta and out of date crisp and mars bars. you stay classy 15ers I can't believe how supporters who have put their own stewards in hospital, pelted an injured player whilst being stretchered off, punched a horse (twice), started a riot and then blamed someone else, who have been pulled up on numerous occasions for being racist, let their kids go in a filthy old portaloo to see Santa dressed in blue and who punch the opposition players in the back of a net can possibly claim to have more 'class' than Bristol City fans? I suspect they get the £9.50 Sun holiday vouchers and book a week at Pontins Brean too. Their delusion is in another stratosphere. Edited April 17, 2019 by Gert Mare 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgrsimon Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Dogbert said: First warning letter should've arrived from Companies House by now. If they carry on ignoring those then the company could be struck off by early August. While the fines for late returns are nothing even for a tinpot operation like Rovers one thing you do not want to do is provoke HMRC to have a closer look at your affairs. Not submiting on time wil certainly do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted April 17, 2019 Admin Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 Is this applicable to them? https://www.gov.uk/company-tax-returns/penalties-for-late-filing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) 59 minutes ago, phantom said: Is this applicable to them? https://www.gov.uk/company-tax-returns/penalties-for-late-filing Yes, but not yet. If they are late filing the Company Tax Return then there are the late filing penalties (£100's), but above all this remember it is a loss making entity with significant losses carried forward. The 'estimated' CT bill is probably nil and 10% penalty of unpaid tax is therefore probably nil. In any case, the deadlines are not quite aligned. Accounts and Company Tax Returns are different documents. Accounts - the Companies House declaration - are due 9 months after period end. The Company Tax Return - to HMRC - is due 12 months after period end. Without checking the period end, I think I'm right in saying CT Return is not yet due or late. Edited April 17, 2019 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 19 hours ago, JackofromSanJavier said: Their mums must be so proud. I know that all clubs have dreamers like this, but……………..seriously? None of these lads would have lasted 10 minutes with us in the Falklands. Shame really. Half of them would have passed out after opening the invite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 When your letter to Santa Gets you diluted Fanta That's the Rovers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, phantom said: Is this applicable to them? https://www.gov.uk/company-tax-returns/penalties-for-late-filing Just a thought, doesn’t the football league need to see their accounts while applying the wage thing down in the 3rd and 4th tier if there accounts aren’t released does that mean they could also be in trouble with the efl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 Reading the league rules, league one and two clubs have to submit their accounts on the date as advertised on companies house, They could be in serious trouble with the efl, and may have transfer embargo as well as being prevented from register any new players, they could be be in deep shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red7 Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 26 minutes ago, Monkeh said: they could be be in deep shit Let's hope so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted April 17, 2019 Admin Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 42 minutes ago, Monkeh said: they could be be in deep shit Let’s hope so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Monkeh said: Reading the league rules, league one and two clubs have to submit their accounts on the date as advertised on companies house, They could be in serious trouble with the efl, and may have transfer embargo as well as being prevented from register any new players, they could be be in deep shit They'll get out of it. They always do. And if the worst does happen, the fewers will claim it's the best thing to ever happen to them, just like going non league was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: They'll get out of it. They always do. Yes, re. FA/EFL what is i they say? "My enemy's enemy is my friend "! Edited April 17, 2019 by slartibartfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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