TETBURY MASSIVE Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/775745/bristol-rovers-fan-francisco-perez-argentina-barnsley-fundraising-memorial-stadium 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 11 minutes ago, TETBURY MASSIVE said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/775745/bristol-rovers-fan-francisco-perez-argentina-barnsley-fundraising-memorial-stadium He’ll be in for a shock when he sees the Mem. I doubt that FIFA does it justice unless they programmed flapping canvas noises into it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Rudolf Hucker said: He’ll be in for a shock when he sees the Mem. I doubt that FIFA does it justice unless they programmed flapping canvas noises into it. Bit of a wasted trip. He'll be locked out surely? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 I hope they've arranged the full gas experience for the lad: 10am Drinks 11am Boob cricket 12pm More drinks 1pm Horse punching 2pm More drinks 2.45pm Go to the Mem, he asks "Is the ground behind this training pitch?" Told that this actually is the ground. 3pm Start singing songs about Da Shit for a couple of hours; pausing at appropriate moments to boo the Rovers' players 5pm Leave ground disappointed; get mugged by pikeys 6pm More drinks 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: I hope they've arranged the full gas experience for the lad: 10am Drinks 11am Boob cricket 12pm More drinks 1pm Horse punching 2pm More drinks 2.45pm Go to the Mem, he asks "Is the ground behind this training pitch?" Told that this actually is the ground. 3pm Start singing songs about Da Shit for a couple of hours; pausing at appropriate moments to boo the Rovers' players 5pm Leave ground disappointed; get mugged by pikeys 6pm More drinks You forgot, 5.20pm 'nut a mini bus window'. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 39 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: He’ll be in for a shock when he sees the Mem. I doubt that FIFA does it justice unless they programmed flapping canvas noises into it. Plenty of similarities with Boca Juniors ground, don't you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 (edited) 58 minutes ago, TETBURY MASSIVE said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/775745/bristol-rovers-fan-francisco-perez-argentina-barnsley-fundraising-memorial-stadium If only they were that generous when it came to raising funds to improve their ground, they may have a better quality of tent! Poor bloke isn't going to know what's hit him (probably a tent pole). Edited May 1, 2019 by Taz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 43 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: You forgot, 5.20pm 'nut a mini bus window'. I also forgot the half time performance by the Al Qadi choir, led by Steve Hamer, of These Things Take Time. Heartwarming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 18 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Plenty of similarities with Boca Juniors ground, don't you agree? I doubt that he’s been there either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 52 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: I hope they've arranged the full gas experience for the lad: 10am Drinks 10:30 am Meet and Greet The Gas Legend Robbored. 11am Boob cricket 12pm More drinks 1pm Horse punching 2pm More drinks 2.45pm Go to the Mem, he asks "Is the ground behind this training pitch?" Told that this actually is the ground. 3pm Start singing songs about Da Shit for a couple of hours; pausing at appropriate moments to boo the Rovers' players 5pm Leave ground disappointed; get mugged by pikeys 6pm More drinks Updated that for you Eddie 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 I think I’m going to let it be known to the fans of Seychelles United that I’ve always been a supporter of theirs and would love to visit their ground. For three weeks. In May. 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 I'll bet they are using this story to one-up us. Special gas family, united worldwide, all cobbling together for this fan, da shit would never do this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 He will take one look at Ashton Gate and realise he selected incorrectly. Next season he will pop up as a life long fan of Rochdale so that he can have a free tour of the northern parts. After that he'll be off to Airdrieonians in 2021. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said: I think I’m going to let it be known to the fans of Seychelles United that I’ve always been a supporter of theirs and would love to visit their ground. For three weeks. In May. I did the same for Manila City. Started well until i was outed and now i am chained to a gas lamp until the money is paid back. Havana was better, i managed to get on a plane just before being nabbed for being a life long fan of Athletico Havana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 2 hours ago, TETBURY MASSIVE said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/775745/bristol-rovers-fan-francisco-perez-argentina-barnsley-fundraising-memorial-stadium Show him Ashton Gate and he’ll soon be joining us on a trip to Hull! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Eddie Hitler said: I hope they've arranged the full gas experience for the lad: 8am Breakfast and Beer in the Spoons Kingswood 9am Wander down Two Mile Hill to the Roversport shop to find it’s closed down as a member of staff was fiddling the tills. 9:01 catch a lift outside The Essex in some beat up old banger with already lashed up 50 something bald Tote Enders without a full set of teeth between them. 9:05 listen to stories about the 70’s and how they done everyone whilst drinking Natch and singing the odd song or 50 about “da shit”. 9:18 Drive past IKEA but say nothing. 10:10 Park up and assault the first person that comes into view wearing anything red whilst shouting “Sheed’ead” 11am Boob cricket on Gloucester Road 12pm More drinks 12:30 pop in the bookies and put an accumulator on with Rovers down as a guaranteed win and Da Shit to lose 4-0 1pm Horse punching 2pm More drinks 2:15 seek affection from some Barnsley fans and try to get them to adopt The Gas as their second club whilst begging them to hate Da Shit: 2:30 Attack anyone with a slightly northern accent including Gloucester. 2.45pm Go to the Mem, he asks "Is the ground behind this training pitch?" Told that this actually is the ground. 2:50 Purchase some out of date crisps and visit the club portacabin to buy a framed picture of Eastville. 3pm Start singing songs about Da Shit for a couple of hours; pausing at appropriate moments to boo the Rovers' players and shout “Sheed’ead” every time Cauley Woodrow comes within 20 yards of the ball. Burn a City shirt. Talk about how da shit ****** up going up and pat each other on the back continuously. 5pm Leave ground disappointed; get mugged by pikeys 5:30 attack Barnsley fans for not allowing the family club to win. 5:45 Headbutt a minibus 6pm More drinks 6:15 seek out the same Barnsley fans that were befriended earlier in the day and give them a shoeing. 6:45 get arrested A week later get a banning order Updated a bit more... Edited May 1, 2019 by Gert Mare 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 #Theyrenotobsessed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 34 minutes ago, Gert Mare said: Updated a bit more... Excellent work there Gert. Unless of course you've just copied the real itinerary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Port Said Red said: Plenty of similarities with Boca Juniors ground, don't you agree? One is known as the ‘the Chocolate Box’ the other is known as ‘the Chocolate Starfish’. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Whoever made the video for their new ladies football team has got one hell of a sense of humour .... apart from the opening shot at Ashton Gate .... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: I think I’m going to let it be known to the fans of Seychelles United that I’ve always been a supporter of theirs and would love to visit their ground. For three weeks. In May. On a podcast I was listening to they managed to ask some questions of Mick Jagger while he was on a beach in Mustique. They asked for 3 things that were better about his home town of Dartford. He came back with...... 1. Better pubs 2. better chippies on the way home from the pub 3. The Dartford FC back 4 would definitely get a game for the local Mustique island team. Now surely the Dartford FC Management team are missing a trick if they don't try to get him to fund a trip in pre-season to test that theory, I know I would. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Whoever made the video for their new ladies football team has got one hell of a sense of humour .... apart from the opening shot at Ashton Gate .... The whole thing is bizarre, like an "anti advert". Most adverts or things of this nature might show a player coming out of the slums to hit the big time, this video shows the complete reverse. They start at a state of the art stadium, go to some of Bristols great attractions, then suddenly move to outside a run down club, an abandoned pub and then finish in the mem. What are they trying to say about themselves? Oh and as aside, who the hell is funding this lot, certainly not Wael of Fortune surely? Edited May 1, 2019 by Port Said Red 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 4 hours ago, TETBURY MASSIVE said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/775745/bristol-rovers-fan-francisco-perez-argentina-barnsley-fundraising-memorial-stadium The Gaucho will be disillusioned when he realises they punch horses down at the Pisspoorial Ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: The whole thing is bizarre, like an "anti advert". Most adverts or things of this nature might show a player coming out of the slums to hit the big time, this video shows the complete reverse. They start at a state of the art stadium, go to some of Bristols great attractions, then suddenly move to outside a run down club, an abandoned pub and then finish in the mem. What are they trying to say about themselves? Oh and as aside, who the hell is funding this lot, certainly not Wael of Fortune surely? Beyond WEIRD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 What’s their obsession with Ashton gate in their marketing videos? Very strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porto Red Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 40 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Whoever made the video for their new ladies football team has got one hell of a sense of humour .... apart from the opening shot at Ashton Gate .... WTAF?! Ashton Gate, the suspension bridge (again!), then the Banksy mural, IKEA... IKEA!!... followed by a tour around Bristol's shooting galleries... I have no words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Porto Red said: WTAF?! Ashton Gate, the suspension bridge (again!), then the Banksy mural, IKEA... IKEA!!... followed by a tour around Bristol's shooting galleries... I have no words Not only is it IKEA but the girl is standing by a sign that says "Pick up area"! It is a very strange video, I wish I hadn't wasted time watching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 44 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Whoever made the video for their new ladies football team has got one hell of a sense of humour .... apart from the opening shot at Ashton Gate .... Wow. So not only do they have Ashton Gate in their opening sequence, but the farther into the video you get, the rougher the parts of Bristol look, ultimately ending with them stepping out onto the Vegetable Patch Tented Arena Sponsored by Go Outdoors. They really are the gift that keeps on giving!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said: What’s their obsession with Ashton gate in their marketing videos? Very strange. Perhaps it's like Stan Lee making a cameo appearance in all of the Marvel films? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 That's excellent IMO; if I can say that about a gas vid. Most of those football videos are so po faced and predictable but that one made me smile several times (AG, and not only IKEA but the Pick Up Area ) and I liked the concept of a journey that runs through the video. Top work. Let's poach whoever does their videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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