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1 hour ago, Ska Junkie said:

The tramp, in Santa’s grotto with fake Fanta and out of date crisps. Has to be.

Not a clue, doh!

 

Whilst we are on the subject of the unclean, piss smelling freak, the Sags are labelling him a Legend ? despite most of them agreeing that he isn’t actually that good at football he always gives it his all, doesn’t take much to be a Sag Legend nowadays does it, I mean their greatest ever has never even played for them!

Seen him earlier presumably off for talks with the Dog Toucher, as he was by the slip road for the M32 trying to hitch a lift to Birmingham, obviously the Fewers couldn’t raise enough from their Murder Mystery thingy, or Babestation free for all, to fund a £10 one way Megabus ticket for him, the stingy to$$ers.

 

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59 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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I think that could be a new watch ! That's where the money has gone ??

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1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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I bet he had to pay for that shirt can't see the Gas being able to afford to give shirts away.

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13 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield

In west Jordan town born and raised
In the watch shop where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in da fional turd
I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield”

I whistled for a dog and when it came near

The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear
I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine
But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time

I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge”
Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed 
To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield 

Outstanding.

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16 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield

In west Jordan town born and raised
In the watch shop where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in da fional turd
I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield”

I whistled for a dog and when it came near

The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear
I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine
But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time

I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge”
Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed 
To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield 

Unbelievable Jeff  :clap:

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3 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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Will Smith is saying "look pal I don't need no cleaning products as I leave all that side of thing to my chauffeur, hence he gets to choose what rags are preferable for the care of my vehicles, now **** off. 

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40 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield

In west Jordan town born and raised
In the watch shop where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in da fional turd
I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield”

I whistled for a dog and when it came near

The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear
I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine
But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time

I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge”
Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed 
To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield 

Won't be a patch on yours, but I'll have a go.

Now, this is a story all about time,

'Cos the Gas don't work from 9 till 5.

I'd suggest you take a moment, and sit right there.

As I tell how to snatch defeat from the jaws of despair.

 

See, once upon a time, couple of year ago

Plans were submitted for a shiny new home.

Terracing, patios, replaced by a fool

With money he'd get from a grocery-store.

 

When a couple of guys, who were legally sound,

Found the contract wasn't quite so nonporous bound.

With the swish of a pen and a note in the press

Those Fewers started to feel somewhat depressed.

 

They cried 'unfair' as they went to appeal,

And all they got was a big legal bill.

If anything you could say that this is a laugh,

But no, the alternative is a move back to Bath.

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4 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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Who gets an invitation to a film viewing, in the presence of starring cast members then thinks “I know. I’ll have a shirt made up with his name on it and take it with me on the off chance that I can present it to him (and have my photo taken with a celeb)”? I bet his kids cringed. 

I suspect that Wael has a drawer full of Jester shirts with “Keanu”, “Rebel”, “Benedict” etc on the back reminding him of galas he’s attended but not met the stars. 

What a two-bit glory hunter!

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