Eddie Hitler Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 59 minutes ago, BS2 Red said: No booking required? I wonder why! So that everyone can share in the authentic Rovers' "locked out" experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Ska Junkie said: The tramp, in Santa’s grotto with fake Fanta and out of date crisps. Has to be. Not a clue, doh! Whilst we are on the subject of the unclean, piss smelling freak, the Sags are labelling him a Legend despite most of them agreeing that he isn’t actually that good at football he always gives it his all, doesn’t take much to be a Sag Legend nowadays does it, I mean their greatest ever has never even played for them! Seen him earlier presumably off for talks with the Dog Toucher, as he was by the slip road for the M32 trying to hitch a lift to Birmingham, obviously the Fewers couldn’t raise enough from their Murder Mystery thingy, or Babestation free for all, to fund a £10 one way Megabus ticket for him, the stingy to$$ers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 So 50,000 cars needed to raise 1/2 million..this could take some time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, The Joker said: So 50,000 cars needed to raise 1/2 million..this could take some time ... as Wael foretold ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Dopey, with the dog, in Row M? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highburnred Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 10,000 in the car park with Wally's watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 11 hours ago, The Joker said: So 50,000 cars needed to raise 1/2 million..this could take some time If you look after the pennies the pounds will look after themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Highburnred said: 10,000 in the car park with Wally's watch Watching Home Alone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 I just filled out my questionnaire for Glastonbury. I couldn’t resist, it is the correct answer isn’t it? 1 1 15 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 On 11/05/2019 at 10:37, Red Army 75 said: Henbury Gas is a massive weapon tool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 On 11/05/2019 at 17:04, Southport Red said: Just noticed that. Free parking from £10. So, you only have to pay £10 for the free parking? Bargain! It's OK, you only have to pay once and pass the ticket through the fence for your mates to use 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 On 11/05/2019 at 08:54, Drew Peacock said: Not even Rudolf would go there. The only time Rudolph has said no. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Wally is back ... ... and he is still absolutely determined ... ... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weepywall Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 59 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Wally is back ... ... and he is still absolutely determined ... ... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")! I think that could be a new watch ! That's where the money has gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weepywall Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Wally is back ... ... and he is still absolutely determined ... ... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")! I bet he had to pay for that shirt can't see the Gas being able to afford to give shirts away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 2 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Wally is back ... ... and he is still absolutely determined ... ... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")! The skint prince of hot-air. Lyric challenge anyone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Silvio Dante Posted May 13, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Wally is back ... ... and he is still absolutely determined ... ... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")! Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield In west Jordan town born and raised In the watch shop where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in da fional turd I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield” I whistled for a dog and when it came near The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge” Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield Edited May 13, 2019 by Silvio Dante 4 2 49 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield In west Jordan town born and raised In the watch shop where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in da fional turd I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield” I whistled for a dog and when it came near The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge” Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield Outstanding. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield In west Jordan town born and raised In the watch shop where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in da fional turd I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield” I whistled for a dog and when it came near The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge” Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield Unbelievable Jeff 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 1 hour ago, weepywall said: I bet he had to pay for that shirt can't see the Gas being able to afford to give shirts away. Which made it 279 they’ve sold this season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redcityman Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 3 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Wally is back ... ... and he is still absolutely determined ... ... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")! Will Smith is saying "look pal I don't need no cleaning products as I leave all that side of thing to my chauffeur, hence he gets to choose what rags are preferable for the care of my vehicles, now **** off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 40 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield In west Jordan town born and raised In the watch shop where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in da fional turd I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield” I whistled for a dog and when it came near The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge” Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield Won't be a patch on yours, but I'll have a go. Now, this is a story all about time, 'Cos the Gas don't work from 9 till 5. I'd suggest you take a moment, and sit right there. As I tell how to snatch defeat from the jaws of despair. See, once upon a time, couple of year ago Plans were submitted for a shiny new home. Terracing, patios, replaced by a fool With money he'd get from a grocery-store. When a couple of guys, who were legally sound, Found the contract wasn't quite so nonporous bound. With the swish of a pen and a note in the press Those Fewers started to feel somewhat depressed. They cried 'unfair' as they went to appeal, And all they got was a big legal bill. If anything you could say that this is a laugh, But no, the alternative is a move back to Bath. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 4 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Wally is back ... ... and he is still absolutely determined ... ... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")! Who gets an invitation to a film viewing, in the presence of starring cast members then thinks “I know. I’ll have a shirt made up with his name on it and take it with me on the off chance that I can present it to him (and have my photo taken with a celeb)”? I bet his kids cringed. I suspect that Wael has a drawer full of Jester shirts with “Keanu”, “Rebel”, “Benedict” etc on the back reminding him of galas he’s attended but not met the stars. What a two-bit glory hunter! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 7 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Wally is back ... ... and he is still absolutely determined ... ... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")! Fresh Prince of Bellend? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 7 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Wally is back ... ... and he is still absolutely determined ... ... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")! Drake next..........hopefully. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, Numero Uno said: Drake next..........hopefully. This one? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said: This one? Hello my darlings! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Back in the day, The Worker used to be one of my favourite TV comedies. He was also quite a talented comedy singer and was very funny in the Sinderella pantomime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Which made it 279 they’ve sold this season. Not bad Rudolf, only just over 15,000 less that us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BessexRED Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Lines has joined Northampton. Clarke tried to hijack it and all, think they'd have all gone and gotten cheap season tickets at Walsall instead of paying the extortionate rates Wael charges if he'd have gone there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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