Bar BS3 Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 29 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: I like your thinking, would you like a job? I'm sure diversity laws require us to employ a few teds anyway I employ a gashead. It makes the bad days feel better and she’s not on social media, so I like being the one to tell her about our new signings and keeping them updated on the latest “updates” from her favourite club - fresh from here. I’d recommend everyone has a gashead in their workplace. They are far more therapeutic that a stress ball..! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: No! I’d rather shite in my pants and walk Wimbledon for the duration of the second week, than go to watch Rovers. I was just curious as to which of the many, many tents you were lucky enough to win the opportunity to sponsor..? It’s so good of Wael to let you give him some money. What a top guy he is! Talking of Wimbledon, didn't R*vers used to pimp out their 'South Stand' for the tennis? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Gert Mare said: These things take time...... 36 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said: A shirt sponsor would help as well GM ! Rest assured they are currently interviewing several project management consultancy companies in respect of this. It worked for the Colony didn’t it?! Edited July 8, 2019 by Gert Mare 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 20 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said: Our keepers' shirt would be far more complicated than quarters and we managed okay. Don't you ever take the piss out of our shirts again if you are allowing your players to go round wearing monstrosities like that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: Don't you ever take the piss out of our shirts again if you are allowing your players to go round wearing monstrosities like that! You’ve missed the twist Miah If you focus closely on the pattern of stripes and shapes it says ‘ OTIB ‘ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: My granny had some old shit that would have done the job. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: Don't you ever take the piss out of our shirts again if you are allowing your players to go round wearing monstrosities like that! Excuse me 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) On 06/07/2019 at 11:00, bristolmoose said: Didn't mean to post. Sorry. Edited July 8, 2019 by GreedyHarry Fat fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 10 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: Don't you ever take the piss out of our shirts again if you are allowing your players to go round wearing monstrosities like that! 7 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: You’ve missed the twist Miah If you focus closely on the pattern of stripes and shapes it says ‘ OTIB ‘ Just now, Red Army 75 said: Excuse me You’ll have to excuse his clear lack of taste & style. Clearly demonstrated by his choice of football team. The delusion has well and truly set in and it’s far to late to do anything about it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: Excuse me I wonder what was contained in a 'Snack Box' - I'm imagining a pasty, packet of crisps and Fanta all way past their sell-by date (rather like the club themselves) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, richwwtk said: You see amateur teams playing hockey/rugby etc around various parks wearing blue and white quarters quite often, so I can't imagine it's a template that takes any longer than other kits to produce. Billingham Synthonia (admittedly, much bigger than the cesspit cleaners) seem to get their green/ white quarters fairly easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Ronnie Sinclair said: I wonder what was contained in a 'Dirt Box' - I'm imagining a pair of grey y-fronts, Tena for men pad and pile suppository all way past their sell-by date (rather like the club themselves) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: Excuse me I had forgotten that abortion. Now I cannot unsee it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: I had forgotten that abortion. Now I cannot unsee it. They've had some crap sponsors over the years - do they still do that raffle where the loser gets to sponsor the kit for a season? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Ronnie Sinclair said: They've had some crap sponsors over the years - do they still do that raffle where the loser gets to sponsor the kit for a season? I remember the appropriately chosen "Roaming Gas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Net Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, myol'man said: Talking of Wimbledon, didn't R*vers used to pimp out their 'South Stand' for the tennis? Wimbledon had it first, then we came along and stole it. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 termination technology, the end of the road coming?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Ronnie Sinclair said: how long does it take to procure a shirt that is somewhat reminiscent of a jester / mouldy battenburg pattern? They could always revert to the whiteboard coloured in quarters idea, get plain white t-shirts and colour in the quarters themselves with blue felt tip (colour by {massive} numbers perhaps?) There's plenty of fancy dress companies around selling jesters costumes. They could even be supplied with a nice big crayon so that even their average pathetic window licker could scrawl "Windyass 9" on the back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Red Army 75 said: Excuse me UUUURRRGGGGHHH there's my dinner on the floor & they have the temerity to criticise our goalkeeper kits. Gaslogic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted July 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: It's the South West stand that has the honour of being known as the Termination Technology stand next season ! That'll be a box of matches then? Edited July 8, 2019 by 42nite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, redsquirrel said: termination technology, the end of the road coming?? We'll be back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Davey Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Billingham Synthonia (admittedly, much bigger than the cesspit cleaners) seem to get their green/ white quarters fairly easily. everton and shrewsbury managed to get their kits on time when they played in quarters and that was back when the spinning jenny was the latest bit of technology. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Davey Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Red Army 75 said: Excuse me vile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Red Army 75 said: Excuse me I am surprised Tesco’s never sued Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 3 hours ago, In the Net said: Wimbledon had it first, then we came along and stole it. They’ve probably progressed and built something permanent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dicks Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 Just noticed from reading their forum that Tyrone Mings was released by the sags as a kid, oh dear not a good move that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Alan Dicks said: Tyrone Mings 5 minutes ago, Alan Dicks said: Just noticed from reading their forum that Tyrone Mings was released by the sags as a kid, oh dear not a good move that. Probably made up by them, as that “fact” doesn’t get a mention on his Wikipedia page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaw Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Alan Dicks said: Just noticed from reading their forum that Tyrone Mings was released by the sags as a kid, oh dear not a good move that. Yea,yea,yea but.....once a gashead, always a gashead....innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: Don't you ever take the piss out of our shirts again if you are allowing your players to go round wearing monstrosities like that! I take it you would't like the goalkeepers change shirt then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) Here you go Miah- the Gas are certainly coming for us , I popped into a local Supermarket and they had hundreds of gas replica shirts available ttps://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/methode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F72327d56-93f1-11e7-8177-dcdb1e4e95ab.jpg?crop=2000%2C1125%2C0%2C1518&resize=685 Edited July 8, 2019 by eastonboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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