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54 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

Non smoking STADIUM ???

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Events guidance from a local government enforcing authority:  

"On the basis of distance alone, where a toilet with no lobby is located 20 metres from an area where open food is handled and there is no food in the intervening area, then it could be reasonable not to enforce".  

So……that's ok then.  On Planet Gas, ALL numbers and measurements are multiplied by a ridiculous amount - so the 'GAP' between crapper and crap food is at LEAST 21 metres here.  Avoided a legislative bullet there, BRFC……..well done!

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20 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

"No disgrace in that result. Will be interesting to see what the B&HA fans who watched it have to say about our team."

Please say you love us, please.

Ugh, can you imagine it?

I expect right now there are Brighton fans trying to escape from Royston Veasey surrounded by needy, insecure Sagheads demanding to know if, after tonight, they prefer Rovers supporters to “da shit-eds”?

Please say you prefer us, we’ll ******* scream if you don’t, please, cmon just say it please...” etc

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Derek from Bishopston enjoyed his 7 hour stay at the Mem after his City workmates convinced him it was a 3pm kick off.

Now he'll have to sign-on tomorrow instead.

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2 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

You think it’s  the same pod that becomes Santa’s Grotto come December ?

Yeah, they just turn it inside out.

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1 minute ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Ugh, can you imagine it?

I expect right now there are Brighton fans trying to escape from Royston Veasey surrounded by needy, insecure Sagheads demanding to know if, after tonight, they prefer Rovers supporters to “da shit-eds”?

 

Its only a matter of time before some tit on that "forum" comes up with it;

"I was talking to some Brighton fans after the game...."

No you weren't you lying tosser.

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53 minutes ago, Unan said:
 
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Brighton are the club we should be looking to emulate.

Similar sized club, similar histories, similar ground issues(They had to play in Gillingham, and The Withdean) etc, etc, etc

New Stadium built, now looking to expand it even further.

Success on the pitch, promotions and winning Football gets the crowds flocking(They are Seagulls of course).

 

Are you sure?

League average attendances since 1970 - Brighton in Blue - fewers in Grey
While Brighton clearly had some lean years - looking at the graph I don't think I would assume they were "similar sized clubs". I would say Brighton are larger.

Bear in mind that in many cases even in Brighton's lean years they had similar or better attendance than the sags.

Their capacity to dream up utter crap about the status of their club is bordering on insanity 

 

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1 minute ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

Is that meant to be a piss take ?

You haven't got the hang of it have you..

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Whoever writes the Scum’s match reports is on some very strong drugs. A sampling:

“Rovers were…not plucky. We will not say plucky. That word conjures thoughts of trying hard with little quality. This was not the case. The side two divisions inferior showed genuine ability, time and again, and displayed intent to win the tie. Perhaps, ultimately, it was their downfall. But golly, the attempt was a valiant one.”

“Eight minutes into the game, there was a minor concern over a Rovers player, who took a ball full in the face from close range. One wonders if the shout came…”’Ed Up, Son”.”

“”VAR, VAR, VAR…” chanted the large contingent of Brighton fans taking up the South Stand. We are happy with our new big screen, Seagulls, but this is The Mem. Cool kit launch videos we can do, but VAR is not quite our responsibility yet.”

“there was not much to separate Pirates and Seagulls -let’s face it, both of them would nick your chips”

“Then, from Tom Nichols’ well-guided pass to the right flank, Josh Hare whipped in a cross which Adeboyejo was perfectly positioned to convert, only to be denied by a brilliant intervention by Adam Webster.”

<Webster obviously intimidated by the Whorefield Ultras... ? >

“Rover launched one final flurry...”

<He’s come out of his shell since Darrell left...>

“Cup chances, gone for a Burton. But a trip to Britain’s brewing capital will see Gasheads with glasses at least three-quarters full.”

...unlike their stadium. 

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In all fairness the attendance would have probably been much higher if the new series of Bake Off hadn't started tonight.

4 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

We dont care because you lost anyway. Xx

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3 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

Pssssssst

We sold him for more than your whole tinpot outfit is Worth lock stock barrel, and a fair bit of change

Not the brightest are you

#MINDHECHASM

CIty x

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4 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

Just the £22m for him, that could get you a new stadium in South Gloucestershire and the fruit market.. Another open top bus parade because your player scored against our former player..

Just clocked up your 117th post on a rival forum, who's obsessed again? 

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I just bumped into some Brighton fans and they said that....*

a) they’ve never seen such a loyal and vocal set of supporters as they did tonight and the welcome they received, definitely makes Bristol Rovers their favourite team in Bristol, if not Western Europe, apart from Brighton, obviously. 

b) They couldn’t believe the state of the ground and compared it to either Chernobyl or billy smarts circus. 

They found the portaloos hideous and couldn’t work out why when Adam Webster touched the ball, he was met with mongaloid sounding jeers of “shed”..?!

they see themselves as bigger than both City and Rovers but respect the Model of Bristol City and hadn’t actually realised, before this rounds cup draw, that Rovers were actually back in the football league. 

* both are a complete fabrication, but which is far more likely...? 

7 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

They gave us £20+ million, you ######## moron..! ??

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1 minute ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Pssssssst

We sold him for more than your whole tinpot outfit is Worth lock stock barrel, and a fair bit of change

Not the brightest are you

#MINDHECHASM

CIty x

What is it with these Pikeys coming on here and actually thinking they can take the piss ?

What are they on ?

They have absolutely no self awareness.

Stupid doesn't do it justice.

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