BobBobSuperBob Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Hmmmmmm Think we can probably answer this one for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, BS3City said: One splash from the chip fryer and you get burnt whilst sat having a shit! When the vendor comes out of the portaloo and serves you up a hot dog with unwashed hands 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 30 minutes ago, myol'man said: Any half and half scarves on sale tonight? In a half and half stadium - half tented village, half shithole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Talk about the gift Credit where credits due , they keep us thoroughly amused and entertained , even when we don’t have a game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenred Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 49 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: WTF is that !! Looks like a feeding station in a refugee camp Good work BBSB. That made me laugh out loud. What an absolute dump that place really is! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Hmmmmmm Think we can probably answer this one for you Shall we give them a clue? In Dutch his name would be Schteve Lansjdown Oh he's already got a club and done that. Edited August 27, 2019 by Ska Junkie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, BS3City said: One splash from the chip fryer and you get burnt whilst sat having a shit! I would suggest whoever was sat in the crapper was already suffering from a burnt arse after consuming one of those stale pasties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Ska Junkie said: Shall we give them a clue? In Dutch his name would be Schteve Lansjdown Oh he's already got a club and done that. Shall we buy Nice ....... or Bristol Rovers......... Tough call 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: When the vendor comes out of the portaloo and serves you up a hot dog with unwashed hands I reckon that female steward with the erection lives in that Portaloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatknacker Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 29 minutes ago, wood_red said: They do realise that their owner (a certain Tony Bloom) is a REAL Billionaire and not one of those pretendee ones that they have. He’s an active member of my golf club and played behind my group on Sunday, as is Sammy Nelson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 16 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said: But they reached the most 2nd round in the most prestigious tournament ever created. This has to be a mistake. Yep come a long way since the time they failed to make the 1st round! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackofromSanJavier Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 54 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: Non smoking STADIUM Events guidance from a local government enforcing authority: "On the basis of distance alone, where a toilet with no lobby is located 20 metres from an area where open food is handled and there is no food in the intervening area, then it could be reasonable not to enforce". So……that's ok then. On Planet Gas, ALL numbers and measurements are multiplied by a ridiculous amount - so the 'GAP' between crapper and crap food is at LEAST 21 metres here. Avoided a legislative bullet there, BRFC……..well done! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Shall we buy Nice ....... or Bristol Rovers......... Tough call Better to buy ELP and two thirds of them are no more ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, BobBobSuperBob said: I reckon that female steward with the erection lives in that Portaloo Her facial expression lets everyone know she had to clean it first before using it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Shall we buy Nice ....... or Bristol Rovers......... Tough call I’d go for the packet of biscuits, every time..! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, RedLionLad said: Her facial expression lets everyone know she had to clean it first before using it... You think it’s the same pod that becomes Santa’s Grotto come December ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, bcfc01 said: "No disgrace in that result. Will be interesting to see what the B&HA fans who watched it have to say about our team." Please say you love us, please. Ugh, can you imagine it? I expect right now there are Brighton fans trying to escape from Royston Veasey surrounded by needy, insecure Sagheads demanding to know if, after tonight, they prefer Rovers supporters to “da shit-eds”? “Please say you prefer us, we’ll ******* scream if you don’t, please, cmon just say it please...” etc Edited August 27, 2019 by Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Derek from Bishopston enjoyed his 7 hour stay at the Mem after his City workmates convinced him it was a 3pm kick off. Now he'll have to sign-on tomorrow instead. 2 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: You think it’s the same pod that becomes Santa’s Grotto come December ? Yeah, they just turn it inside out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc01 Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Ugh, can you imagine it? I expect right now there are Brighton fans trying to escape from Royston Veasey surrounded by needy, insecure Sagheads demanding to know if, after tonight, they prefer Rovers supporters to “da shit-eds”? Its only a matter of time before some tit on that "forum" comes up with it; "I was talking to some Brighton fans after the game...." No you weren't you lying tosser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seventeen Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps. Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us. Much love, always in your minds, Rovers x 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Unan said: Gastafari Fans' Favourite a few seconds ago Quote Brighton are the club we should be looking to emulate. Similar sized club, similar histories, similar ground issues(They had to play in Gillingham, and The Withdean) etc, etc, etc New Stadium built, now looking to expand it even further. Success on the pitch, promotions and winning Football gets the crowds flocking(They are Seagulls of course). Are you sure? League average attendances since 1970 - Brighton in Blue - fewers in Grey While Brighton clearly had some lean years - looking at the graph I don't think I would assume they were "similar sized clubs". I would say Brighton are larger. Bear in mind that in many cases even in Brighton's lean years they had similar or better attendance than the sags. Their capacity to dream up utter crap about the status of their club is bordering on insanity Edited August 27, 2019 by cityal Added some explanation as graph is small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc01 Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Seventeen said: Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps. Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us. Much love, always in your minds, Rovers x Is that meant to be a piss take ? You haven't got the hang of it have you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Whoever writes the Scum’s match reports is on some very strong drugs. A sampling: “Rovers were…not plucky. We will not say plucky. That word conjures thoughts of trying hard with little quality. This was not the case. The side two divisions inferior showed genuine ability, time and again, and displayed intent to win the tie. Perhaps, ultimately, it was their downfall. But golly, the attempt was a valiant one.” “Eight minutes into the game, there was a minor concern over a Rovers player, who took a ball full in the face from close range. One wonders if the shout came…”’Ed Up, Son”.” “”VAR, VAR, VAR…” chanted the large contingent of Brighton fans taking up the South Stand. We are happy with our new big screen, Seagulls, but this is The Mem. Cool kit launch videos we can do, but VAR is not quite our responsibility yet.” “there was not much to separate Pirates and Seagulls -let’s face it, both of them would nick your chips” “Then, from Tom Nichols’ well-guided pass to the right flank, Josh Hare whipped in a cross which Adeboyejo was perfectly positioned to convert, only to be denied by a brilliant intervention by Adam Webster.” <Webster obviously intimidated by the Whorefield Ultras... > “Rover launched one final flurry...” <He’s come out of his shell since Darrell left...> “Cup chances, gone for a Burton. But a trip to Britain’s brewing capital will see Gasheads with glasses at least three-quarters full.” ...unlike their stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted August 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, bcfc01 said: Is that meant to be a piss take ? You haven't got the hang of it have you.. These things take time! And we've had many years of practice. I've lost count! Edited August 27, 2019 by 42nite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 In all fairness the attendance would have probably been much higher if the new series of Bake Off hadn't started tonight. 4 minutes ago, Seventeen said: Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps. Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us. Much love, always in your minds, Rovers x We dont care because you lost anyway. Xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Seventeen said: Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps. Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us. Much love, always in your minds, Rovers x Pssssssst We sold him for more than your whole tinpot outfit is Worth lock stock barrel, and a fair bit of change Not the brightest are you #MINDHECHASM CIty x 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Seventeen said: Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps. Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us. Much love, always in your minds, Rovers x Just the £22m for him, that could get you a new stadium in South Gloucestershire and the fruit market.. Another open top bus parade because your player scored against our former player.. Just clocked up your 117th post on a rival forum, who's obsessed again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) I just bumped into some Brighton fans and they said that....* a) they’ve never seen such a loyal and vocal set of supporters as they did tonight and the welcome they received, definitely makes Bristol Rovers their favourite team in Bristol, if not Western Europe, apart from Brighton, obviously. b) They couldn’t believe the state of the ground and compared it to either Chernobyl or billy smarts circus. They found the portaloos hideous and couldn’t work out why when Adam Webster touched the ball, he was met with mongaloid sounding jeers of “shed”..?! they see themselves as bigger than both City and Rovers but respect the Model of Bristol City and hadn’t actually realised, before this rounds cup draw, that Rovers were actually back in the football league. * both are a complete fabrication, but which is far more likely...? 7 minutes ago, Seventeen said: Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps. Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us. Much love, always in your minds, Rovers x They gave us £20+ million, you ######## moron..! Edited August 27, 2019 by Bar BS3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc01 Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Pssssssst We sold him for more than your whole tinpot outfit is Worth lock stock barrel, and a fair bit of change Not the brightest are you #MINDHECHASM CIty x What is it with these Pikeys coming on here and actually thinking they can take the piss ? What are they on ? They have absolutely no self awareness. Stupid doesn't do it justice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banjo Island Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 I noticed there was one thing missing tonight a tombola stall perhaps jake and his dad could organies one for the next game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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