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4 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

Yes this was on the previous page on the thread, along with their twitter feed which claimed it was a non-story because there were so many other distractions during this seasons home matches. You know like a washed out balloon festival and a cricket match that started 2 hours after they finished playing. 

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On 09/09/2019 at 10:28, Port Said Red said:

Really? I would charge them some ridiculous game by game fee and insist on the payment up front. I would also charge them clean up fees for every act of vandalism by their jealous ungrateful "fans", assuming there were some who would actually come to the gate to watch. (watch from the pavements remember?)

It might help if we buy the Fanta now then...

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League one average attendances this season so far;

Fair play to Lincoln and Tranmere.

And Sunderland supporters still turning up in great numbers as are Ipswich and Portsmouth.

In comparison, the Pikeys on 7,216 :laughcont:

             
1  Sunderland  bar_gray.jpg 30,788 29,140 33,498 92,363 48,707 63.3%
2  Ipswich Town  bar_gray.jpg 20,663 18,778 24,051 61,990 30,300 68.2%
3  Portsmouth  bar_gray.jpg 18,662 18,575 18,748 37,323 21,100 88.4%
4  Blackpool  bar_gray.jpg 10,356 9,104 11,359 31,068 17,338 59.7%
5  Rotherham  bar_gray.jpg 9,698 8,691 10,706 19,397 12,021 80.7%
6  Peterborough  bar_gray.jpg 9,345 7,958 10,071 28,034 15,314 61.0%
7  Doncaster  bar_gray.jpg 9,066 6,740 11,407 36,263 15,231 59.5%
8  Lincoln  bar_gray.jpg 8,682 8,361 9,016 26,045 10,120 85.8%
9  Milton Keynes  bar_gray.jpg 8,540 7,967 9,402 34,162 30,500 28.0%
10  Tranmere  bar_gray.jpg 7,762 6,687 8,568 23,287 16,789 46.2%
11  Bristol Rovers  bar_gray.jpg 7,216 6,524 7,871 28,865 12,300 58.7%
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23 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

League one average attendances this season so far;

Fair play to Lincoln and Tranmere.

And Sunderland supporters still turning up in great numbers as are Ipswich and Portsmouth.

In comparison, the Pikeys on 7,216 :laughcont:

             
1  Sunderland  bar_gray.jpg 30,788 29,140 33,498 92,363 48,707 63.3%
2  Ipswich Town  bar_gray.jpg 20,663 18,778 24,051 61,990 30,300 68.2%
3  Portsmouth  bar_gray.jpg 18,662 18,575 18,748 37,323 21,100 88.4%
4  Blackpool  bar_gray.jpg 10,356 9,104 11,359 31,068 17,338 59.7%
5  Rotherham  bar_gray.jpg 9,698 8,691 10,706 19,397 12,021 80.7%
6  Peterborough  bar_gray.jpg 9,345 7,958 10,071 28,034 15,314 61.0%
7  Doncaster  bar_gray.jpg 9,066 6,740 11,407 36,263 15,231 59.5%
8  Lincoln  bar_gray.jpg 8,682 8,361 9,016 26,045 10,120 85.8%
9  Milton Keynes  bar_gray.jpg 8,540 7,967 9,402 34,162 30,500 28.0%
10  Tranmere  bar_gray.jpg 7,762 6,687 8,568 23,287 16,789 46.2%
11  Bristol Rovers  bar_gray.jpg 7,216 6,524 7,871 28,865 12,300 58.7%

Exactly, potential wise they are right up there with the likes of Southampton, Wolves and West Ham........clubs who would all pull 30k for a top of the table clash in League 1 btw!!!!

#Gaslogic

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23 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

League one average attendances this season so far;

Fair play to Lincoln and Tranmere.

And Sunderland supporters still turning up in great numbers as are Ipswich and Portsmouth.

In comparison, the Pikeys on 7,216 :laughcont:

             
1  Sunderland  bar_gray.jpg 30,788 29,140 33,498 92,363 48,707 63.3%
2  Ipswich Town  bar_gray.jpg 20,663 18,778 24,051 61,990 30,300 68.2%
3  Portsmouth  bar_gray.jpg 18,662 18,575 18,748 37,323 21,100 88.4%
4  Blackpool  bar_gray.jpg 10,356 9,104 11,359 31,068 17,338 59.7%
5  Rotherham  bar_gray.jpg 9,698 8,691 10,706 19,397 12,021 80.7%
6  Peterborough  bar_gray.jpg 9,345 7,958 10,071 28,034 15,314 61.0%
7  Doncaster  bar_gray.jpg 9,066 6,740 11,407 36,263 15,231 59.5%
8  Lincoln  bar_gray.jpg 8,682 8,361 9,016 26,045 10,120 85.8%
9  Milton Keynes  bar_gray.jpg 8,540 7,967 9,402 34,162 30,500 28.0%
10  Tranmere  bar_gray.jpg 7,762 6,687 8,568 23,287 16,789 46.2%
11  Bristol Rovers  bar_gray.jpg 7,216 6,524 7,871 28,865 12,300 58.7%

Even if they were getting that figure every week, at least if it was around 90% of capacity, Like Portsmouth, you could still make a business case for a new stadium. But when they are only filling a very small stadium to only just over 50%, there seems to be no justification for it. It's yet another reason for the Council to turn down any plans they might have, but I am sure the deluded few will point to their away following which is totally irrelevant and made up anyway.

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33 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

League one average attendances this season so far;

Fair play to Lincoln and Tranmere.

And Sunderland supporters still turning up in great numbers as are Ipswich and Portsmouth.

In comparison, the Pikeys on 7,216 :laughcont:

             
1  Sunderland  bar_gray.jpg 30,788 29,140 33,498 92,363 48,707 63.3%
2  Ipswich Town  bar_gray.jpg 20,663 18,778 24,051 61,990 30,300 68.2%
3  Portsmouth  bar_gray.jpg 18,662 18,575 18,748 37,323 21,100 88.4%
4  Blackpool  bar_gray.jpg 10,356 9,104 11,359 31,068 17,338 59.7%
5  Rotherham  bar_gray.jpg 9,698 8,691 10,706 19,397 12,021 80.7%
6  Peterborough  bar_gray.jpg 9,345 7,958 10,071 28,034 15,314 61.0%
7  Doncaster  bar_gray.jpg 9,066 6,740 11,407 36,263 15,231 59.5%
8  Lincoln  bar_gray.jpg 8,682 8,361 9,016 26,045 10,120 85.8%
9  Milton Keynes  bar_gray.jpg 8,540 7,967 9,402 34,162 30,500 28.0%
10  Tranmere  bar_gray.jpg 7,762 6,687 8,568 23,287 16,789 46.2%
11  Bristol Rovers  bar_gray.jpg 7,216 6,524 7,871 28,865 12,300 58.7%

More to the point at least 3,000 on average away from their so called break even figure and with the Bury game one less to play at home that figure will be more.

I think the sags are doing a great job of putting themselves down the 5hitter by not turning up, but I expect it will be someone else's fault as usual.

 

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5 minutes ago, Swede said:

More to the point at least 3,000 on average away from their so called break even figure and with the Bury game one less to play at home that figure will be more.

I think the sags are doing a great job of putting themselves down the 5hitter by not turning up, but I expect it will be someone else's fault as usual.

 

Weal* anyone step in a bail them out?

*predictive text ?

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5 hours ago, Gert Mare said:

I know at least one who is on there. He purposely comes out with completely deluded comments that are really far fetched. Amazingly some of the delusional ones actually agree with and like some of his posts. I think he goes under the name of Henbury Gas or something like that?

If they play on a pitch we will watch them from the car park. It’s what we do because we’re so tight fisted like our owners!

I watched this in Longwell Green cinema and as soon as the Sag shirt came out with the camp pirate marker penned out I heard some Saggies shouting “Yes!” whilst spanking their monkeys inside of their popcorn tub.

So they popped their corn then.

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6 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

I would only consider going to the Mem to watch a small town club beat the Gas , wearing the Gas away kit and the result meant that the Jolly Rogers got relegated out of the League but we all know that is so far fetched that it could  never ever happen...

:rofl2br:

 

It’s still the funniest thing ever  in football. 

I would have loved to be there for that game.

Although, according to most gas conspiracists, I was, like most of you too. 

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2 hours ago, bcfc01 said:

League one average attendances this season so far;

Fair play to Lincoln and Tranmere.

And Sunderland supporters still turning up in great numbers as are Ipswich and Portsmouth.

In comparison, the Pikeys on 7,216 :laughcont:

             
1  Sunderland  bar_gray.jpg 30,788 29,140 33,498 92,363 48,707 63.3%
2  Ipswich Town  bar_gray.jpg 20,663 18,778 24,051 61,990 30,300 68.2%
3  Portsmouth  bar_gray.jpg 18,662 18,575 18,748 37,323 21,100 88.4%
4  Blackpool  bar_gray.jpg 10,356 9,104 11,359 31,068 17,338 59.7%
5  Rotherham  bar_gray.jpg 9,698 8,691 10,706 19,397 12,021 80.7%
6  Peterborough  bar_gray.jpg 9,345 7,958 10,071 28,034 15,314 61.0%
7  Doncaster  bar_gray.jpg 9,066 6,740 11,407 36,263 15,231 59.5%
8  Lincoln  bar_gray.jpg 8,682 8,361 9,016 26,045 10,120 85.8%
9  Milton Keynes  bar_gray.jpg 8,540 7,967 9,402 34,162 30,500 28.0%
10  Tranmere  bar_gray.jpg 7,762 6,687 8,568 23,287 16,789 46.2%
11  Bristol Rovers  bar_gray.jpg 7,216 6,524 7,871 28,865 12,300 58.7%

Ooh look at that....

We aren’t the only Franchise that gets bigger crowds than them...! ?

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23 hours ago, Ronnie Sinclair said:

MasterChef tonight (so I've been told.....) - they will be finding out tonight how to bake a stale pasty

but GBBO is in a tent so they'd feel more at home watching that, although the bake off tent has room for about a dozen people so the big crowd might scare them.

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14 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Well past 4 million views of this thread now, not sure how many noticed.

4 million is about the number of worldwide Gasheads isn't it?

We could check how many fans any of West Ham, Wolves, or Southampton exist globally - its pretty much the same thing 

#gaslogic

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We seem to be running a bit thin on Sag material by digressing to whether female commentators should be allowed in the men’s game.

All I know is that anyone who attends the Minimal Tented Village to report on their match and doesn’t blow smoke up the arses of the faithful and true will immediately be branded as a ‘Gert Ted’ and abused in their ‘loved all over the country’ family club manner.

Anyway, let’s get back on point......’Ave it!

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Page 20 of today's "Metro"; a Leeds fan applied to become Spurs manager in 1999. His only experience is the game Football Manager.

Spurs wrote back with a rejection letter. He now has a collection of 68 rejection letters and wants to complete a set of all 92 EFL & Prem clubs.

Due to his experience, would he get a rejection from the gas?

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4 minutes ago, 22A said:

Page 20 of today's "Metro"; a Leeds fan applied to become Spurs manager in 1999. His only experience is the game Football Manager.

Spurs wrote back with a rejection letter. He now has a collection of 68 rejection letters and wants to complete a set of all 92 EFL & Prem clubs.

Due to his experience, would he get a rejection from the gas?

No he would not. They gave him the job.

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7 minutes ago, 22A said:

Page 20 of today's "Metro"; a Leeds fan applied to become Spurs manager in 1999. His only experience is the game Football Manager.

Spurs wrote back with a rejection letter. He now has a collection of 68 rejection letters and wants to complete a set of all 92 EFL & Prem clubs.

Due to his experience, would he get a rejection from the gas?

He got a rejection from City after GJ left.

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http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/15029/praise-kosovo

Those thick ***** don't even know the offside rule. 

'how could lino not see Sancho 2 yards offside when he was right in line!!'

'Not a fan of VAR but when officials are so blatantly incompetent as last night , I mean the offside was not millimetres it was Metres!'

Square balls with the goalscorer being behind the ball obviously not a thing in League One.

 

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1 hour ago, 22A said:

Page 20 of today's "Metro"; a Leeds fan applied to become Spurs manager in 1999. His only experience is the game Football Manager.

Spurs wrote back with a rejection letter. He now has a collection of 68 rejection letters and wants to complete a set of all 92 EFL & Prem clubs.

Due to his experience, would he get a rejection from the gas?

91 ?

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18 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

It's been a few weeks since Wally talked about the new stadium at the fruit market.... 2 year delivery wasn't it?

Anyone seen how it is progressing?

Fruit?  Spike Milligan knew best 

 

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8 hours ago, Gert Mare said:

We seem to be running a bit thin on Sag material by digressing to whether female commentators should be allowed in the men’s game.

All I know is that anyone who attends the Minimal Tented Village to report on their match and doesn’t blow smoke up the arses of the faithful and true will immediately be branded as a ‘Gert Ted’ and abused in their ‘loved all over the country’ family club manner.

Anyway, let’s get back on point......’Ave it!

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Some of this will put a smile on your face...

https://threader.app/thread/1101542728263966721

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