WhistleHappy Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 On 04/10/2019 at 09:49, StGeorge said: Mmmmm.. If Carling did art.... This is surely the best thing since sliced bread.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDLEE Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 20 hours ago, WhistleHappy said: Tch, I dunno First Eastville .. now St Phillips … W T F has The (bloody) Gas got against Sunday Markets ffs ? The tents, I mean stands at the Minimal look like market stalls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 1 minute ago, REDLEE said: The tents, I mean stands at the Minimal look like market stalls Those 'market stalls' as you put it, are actually high end exhibition stands, meaning that the Fewers will be able to hit off pitch revenue targets almost immediately. Honest Dave and his knock off counterfeit sportswear is relishing the chance to seel his gear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 8 hours ago, Taz said: I think I've just accidentally stumbled on a formula for the Gashead attendance figures.. Gashead 1 will go to the match (if that's what they call it), and will take his mum, sister, aunt, granny, brother, dad, uncle and grandad - this is why they call themselves the family club. So, Gashead 1 counts everyone above, and takes a total 8 people with him. That's 9 people in total. Bear with me... Now as we all know, their sister is their mother etc etc, so in reality he's taking 2 people with him. Multiply that by 4, you get 8. Let's pretend their average attendance is 10,000 (again bear with me, I know I'm exaggerating), multiply that by 4, and you get 40,000. That's their Wembley attendance - unless they've added a few thousand more to it by now..... Amazing what you think of whilst sat on the loo that's why its loogical thinking 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/15129/rickie-lambert-flag Seems that somebody has stolen a Rickie Lambert flag from the 15ers. Firstly, why the f*** would somebody have gone to the trouble of making a flag to celebrate a player who has seemingly forgotten that he ever played for them? Secondly, it seems that theft is becoming a bit a of a problem over at Chernobyl... udson1883 First Team Posts: 788 Posting Level Next Level in 212 posts 2 hours ago via mobile gregsgas, clockendgas, and 1 more like this Quote Post by Hudson1883 on 2 hours ago If memory serves me, I’m sure certain items of Rovers kit were stolen from the changing rooms, during last years event? And now a rather expensive Rovers flag this time around? Two bouts of theft (presumably from different individuals/groups) two years on the bounce, from what you would presume is the club these people support. Words almost fail me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 hours ago via mobile gregsgas, clockendgas, and 1 more like this Quote Post by Hudson1883 on 2 hours ago If memory serves me, I’m sure certain items of Rovers kit were stolen from the changing rooms, during last years event? And now a rather expensive Rovers flag this time around? Two bouts of theft (presumably from different individuals/groups) two years on the bounce, from what you would presume is the club these people support. Words almost fail me.
Unan Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, elhombrecito said: http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/15129/rickie-lambert-flag Seems that somebody has stolen a Rickie Lambert flag from the 15ers. Firstly, why the **** would somebody have gone to the trouble of making a flag to celebrate a player who has seemly forgotten that he ever played for them? Secondly, it seems that theft is becoming a bit a of a problem over at Chernobyl... udson1883 First Team Posts: 788 Posting Level Next Level in 212 posts 2 hours ago via mobile gregsgas, clockendgas, and 1 more like this Quote Post by Hudson1883 on 2 hours ago If memory serves me, I’m sure certain items of Rovers kit were stolen from the changing rooms, during last years event? And now a rather expensive Rovers flag this time around? Two bouts of theft (presumably from different individuals/groups) two years on the bounce, from what you would presume is the club these people support. Words almost fail me. Probably a level headed sag* who was so embarrassed he had to get rid of it. *I know they don't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/15136/dribuild-collapses?page=1 Who's gonna put up their tents now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 53 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/15136/dribuild-collapses?page=1 Who's gonna put up their tents now? They have a plan. Rather than a pre season tour next year, Wally has arranged a jamboree where in amongst examining each others woggles, Cockman will be helping them get their camping badges so they can put the tents up themselves. Dib dib dib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 (edited) I can exclusively reveal that the new owner of BRFC is to be the appropriately named Mr G Cheever Loophole Edited October 7, 2019 by bert tann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, WhistleHappy said: http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/15136/dribuild-collapses?page=1 Who's gonna put up their tents now? they’ve signed Oswald Bailey on a free transfer to sort it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Helpless Hani: You're the man I've been dreaming of! G. Cheever Loophole: What do you eat before you go to bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Great quote from one of the few; "The only thing more embarrassing than a tent is a half empty tent. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigate Red Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 On 05/10/2019 at 07:43, Miah Dennehy said: We were due to play Bury. What with the international break they'll be rusty come the next game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 26 minutes ago, Reigate Red said: What with the international break they'll be rusty come the next game They`ve got Bolton in a couple of weeks. Imagine the shame of being the first team to lose to them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 hours ago, bert tann said: I can exclusively reveal that the new owner of BRFC is to be the appropriately named Mr G Cheever Loophole I thought it was Wolf J Flywael 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 30 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: I thought it was Wolf J Flywael Terje Andre Length: You know what I think? The guy who hit Wael on the head and knocked him out didn't like him. G. Cheever Loophole: Now let's not jump to concussions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 11 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: They`ve got Bolton in a couple of weeks. Imagine the shame of being the first team to lose to them. Of all the things that have happened to us over the past two decades, I'm going to suggest that being the first team to lose to a rejuvenated Bolton side, is going to rank fairly low on the shameometer. 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 17 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: Of all the things that have happened to us over the past two decades, I'm going to suggest that being the first team to lose to a rejuvenated Bolton side, is going to rank fairly low on the shameometer. I am struggling to find words to describe what a wonderful piece of self analysis this is. Is there any chance you guys could play Fort William on a tour of Scotland? A bad result there would surely feature highly on your beautifully named gauge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: Of all the things that have happened to us over the past two decades, I'm going to suggest that being the first team to lose to a rejuvenated Bolton side, is going to rank fairly low on the shameometer. Yes but not surely as low as Braintree, Bath City or Mansfield. It can't be that low, can it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 Latest information... the deal is apparently still on for this month and is set to be a re-run of the 1939 Marx Bros classic "At the Circus" Cast includes ... The redoubtable G Cheever Loophole Scandinavian wide boy Terje Andre Length A fragrant Miss Lavinia Securities And including a camay appearance by Nico "Michelin" Higgs (with moisturising cream) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Port Said Red said: I am struggling to find words to describe what a wonderful piece of self analysis this is. Is there any chance you guys could play Fort William on a tour of Scotland? A bad result there would surely feature highly on your beautifully named gauge. Are Bon Accord still going? 36-0 wasn't it? Even the sags would be embarrassed to lose to them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Port Said Red said: Is there any chance you guys could play Fort William on a tour of Scotland? A bad result there would surely feature highly on your beautifully named gauge. FW are not bottom of the Highland league. They were higher, but have fallen back to 16th. The bottom place is held by Lossiemouth. 16 9 1 0 8 9 32 -23 3 17 10 1 0 9 4 32 -28 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, 22A said: FW are not bottom of the Highland league. They were higher, but have fallen back to 16th. The bottom place is held by Lossiemouth. 16 9 1 0 8 9 32 -23 3 17 10 1 0 9 4 32 -28 3 They have a game midweek and play Lossiemouth at the weekend so they could get well up the table by Saturday night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 hour ago, bert tann said: Latest information... the deal is apparently still on for this month and is set to be a re-run of the 1939 Marx Bros classic "At the Circus" Cast includes ... The redoubtable G Cheever Loophole Scandinavian wide boy Terje Andre Length A fragrant Miss Lavinia Securities And including a camay appearance by Nico "Michelin" Higgs (with moisturising cream) Your clues are far too cryptic. If NTTDS and 3-2-1 wrote questions for a game show, the above would likely be the answer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Your clues are far too cryptic. If NTTDS and 3-2-1 wrote questions for a game show, the above would likely be the answer. Dusty bin done it, in the library, dressed as a gay pirate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 Clarke - Harris ruled out for 5 weeks. Bummer. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 18 hours ago, bert tann said: G. Cheever Loophole: Now let's not jump to concussions. Have Rovers ever had anything to do with A Cheever? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 37 minutes ago, Nogbad the Bad said: Clarke - Harris ruled out for 5 weeks. Bummer. That’s their season over then To quote a certain Walsall manager, happy days! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Nogbad the Bad said: Clarke - Harris ruled out for 5 weeks. Bummer. Shame that. Ah well, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 hours ago, 22A said: FW are not bottom of the Highland league. They were higher, but have fallen back to 16th. The bottom place is held by Lossiemouth. 16 9 1 0 8 9 32 -23 3 17 10 1 0 9 4 32 -28 3 Up the Buckie Thistle!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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