Bristol Rob Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Tam? It's Tim. You won't believe this, but Bristol want me on loan! Oh, brother! This is brilliant for you, great fans, great stadium, brilliant inventive training, first class travel and accommodation, ambitious; you can even crash your team mates car! Epic news. Delighted for you mate. Err, not so sure about that. The first thing I need to do apparently is to go to the doctors and get a jab in case I fall in some fox shit. Did you have to do that? Hang on, are you signing for the Fewers? YOU AIN'T MY BRUVVA. *EastEnders drums* 13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 36 minutes ago, bristolmoose said: They're also lining up Barry Kane, Jason Mount and Jasper Schmeichel before the deadline. or is that grasshopper kane, peggy mount and schmrichel Barrymore ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Tammy says "That's great bruv, I am sure the club will put you up in one of those nice flats". Timmy "No mate, I am living above Irene's cafe, the bathroom I share with four others is down the hall" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolmoose Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Tammy says "That's great bruv, I am sure the club will put you up in one of those nice flats". Timmy "No mate, I am living above Irene's cafe, the bathroom I share with four others is down the hall" "On the plus side, I've got all the Wotsits I can e...OH GOD, THEY'RE ALL SOGGY!!!!" 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Silvio Dante said: He doesn’t look best pleased about it either. ”Tammy bruv, what’s it like in Bristol?” ”Great Tim, good stadium, 20k plus a week, great training facilities and fans without six fingers on each hand” ”No tents? I hate tents” ”No tents bro” ”Awesome” Two hours later... ”Ah....****....” Nice striker. Whatever. Looks a bit like mine. Who is yours? Tammy Abraham. Expensive. Yours? Timmy Abraham Edited January 30, 2020 by David Brent 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfOfWestStreet Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, David Brent said: Nice striker. Whatever. Looks a bit like mine. Who is yours? Tammy Abraham. Expensive. Yours? Timmy Abraham This guy goes the best crashing his teammates car impression ... Oh sorry it's not you, it's the other one ... the other what? Abraham? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider_boy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Some nice quotes from sags on the post website re the news about signing Timmy (til the end of the season): Nathan Clothier: This club is being run properly, let them get on with it and back them! Harry Blannin: If he's as good as his brother then he'll be a very decent signing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoystonFoote'snephew Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Mattyisared said: Just signed Tammy’s younger brother , the gift Signed from Fulham? I thought Timmy was a young Ram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 13 minutes ago, Cider_boy said: Harry Blannin: If he's as good as his brother then he'll be a very decent signing. That would be 'Tammy Tap-in' who they didn't rate.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 On 29/01/2020 at 21:33, Lanterne Rouge said: Profit. There`s a word you don`t often hear when discussing the fewers. Prophet maybe 3 hours ago, Pickle Rick said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolmoose Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Cider_boy said: Some nice quotes from sags on the post website re the news about signing Timmy (til the end of the season): Nathan Clothier: This club is being run properly, let them get on with it and back them! Harry Blannin: If he's as good as his brother then he'll be a very decent signing. If he's as good as his brother then he wouldn't be signing for Bristol Rovers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 But, but, but.. We're hated by all fans across the globe?!?! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 Timmy Abraham? Who next? Alan Webster? Nobby Reid? John Bryan? Alan Flint? Marvin Pack? Desperadoes ! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 9 hours ago, Cider_boy said: Harry Blannin: If he's as good as his brother then he'll be a very decent signing. Very decent? If he’s as good as his brother, he will be (by orders of magnitude) the best player they have EVER had. Very decent! Can imagine that guy saying “well, I was hoping for Messi, but this kid might be decent”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 So Timmy has no league experience and is a bench warmer for his parent club's U23s and then goes to the Fewers on loan. This effectively makes the Gas the Bath City of league one, taking untried kids on loan and hoping they can get a tune out of them. No wonder they are underwhelmed. I'll bet Wally is praying that the maximum number of loan players rule gets scrapped, he will be able to save a fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 I can’t wait to hear if they opt for “ohh Timmy Timmy, Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Abraham...”! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 Seems like some of them are finally getting it... darkbluegas First Team Posts: 711 Member is Online Posting Level Next Level in 289 posts 52 minutes ago via mobile Quote Post by darkbluegas on 52 minutes ago about an hour ago Topper Gas said: 2 hours ago holmes said: Even if you own your ground, if you can’t pay your bills you will lose it. The clock is ticking. Why, what bills aren't the club paying?? In simple terms it’s like someone taking out an interest only mortgage on their own home to pay the monthly bills, without increasing their income. Eventually the money runs out and there’s no asset to borrow anymore money against. The consequences are if you’ve still not increased your income you still can’t pay your bills and now you have a mortgage to pay. Then your house gets repossessed. That’s why the clocks ticking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
52 minutes ago via mobile Quote Post by darkbluegas on 52 minutes ago about an hour ago Topper Gas said: 2 hours ago holmes said: Even if you own your ground, if you can’t pay your bills you will lose it. The clock is ticking. Why, what bills aren't the club paying?? In simple terms it’s like someone taking out an interest only mortgage on their own home to pay the monthly bills, without increasing their income. Eventually the money runs out and there’s no asset to borrow anymore money against. The consequences are if you’ve still not increased your income you still can’t pay your bills and now you have a mortgage to pay. Then your house gets repossessed. That’s why the clocks ticking
The Joker Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 16 minutes ago, elhombrecito said: Seems like some of them are finally getting it... Oh they will be getting it alright, right up the rusty washer when wally flogs the ground and buggers off, dire straights springs to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanjita Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 (edited) And they’ve even upset people in Liberia Edited January 31, 2020 by fanjita 2 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Bazooka Joe said: Timmy Abraham? Who next? Alan Webster? Nobby Reid? John Bryan? Alan Flint? Marvin Pack? Desperadoes ! Leaked: Rovers’ latest transfer targets.. 2 14 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTRFTG Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, elhombrecito said: In simple terms it’s like someone taking out an interest only mortgage on their own home I assure you lenders only secure against bricks, mortar and land. One may not borrow against canvas, guy ropes and plastic extruded furnishings... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 Timpot 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 minute ago, RedLionLad said: Timpot Not even that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: Timpot Pisspot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porto Red Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 49 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: Leaked: Rovers’ latest transfer targets.. You've got the wrong Nikki Wells there mate... more Babestation 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 Cian Harries is actually a player with some potential.... shame he's gone and done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 (edited) Latest in...gas new 'director of football.. Nice curtains - must be at the London office.. Edited January 31, 2020 by Robert the bruce 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, Robert the bruce said: Latest in...gas new 'director of football.. Nice curtains - must be at the London office.. Can't see this without hearing the music. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 Today seemed to be going well for the Sags , sensible signing and all that.......... Then..... 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 I see their prolific striker Nichols has joined a bigger club today (Cheltenham Town) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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