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41 minutes ago, Seneca the Younger said:

"Referring back to Wael al Qadi’s comments from last August, even if planning is a long and drawn out process and even if we don’t have the land to build anything on yet, 13 months seems an extraordinarily long time with virtually no updates or progress if we’re to believe work is going on behind the scenes towards it. Last we heard was Starnes saying that progress was being made and that we could hear something positive in the next few weeks and that was almost three months ago now."

It's all covid's fault. 

And Wycombe's

And ours, obviously..! 

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4 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

And they would have flocked there in their hordes.

Those temporary traffic lights are a conspiracy to do them down.

Though they haven't yet had a game they could attend, there were thousands of them lined up in their cars in Redcliffe and Victoria Streets wondering how they'll get to the hallowed ground. I suppose they could always get out of their cars and watch from the pavements.

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17 hours ago, Seneca the Younger said:

"Referring back to Wael al Qadi’s comments from last August, even if planning is a long and drawn out process and even if we don’t have the land to build anything on yet, 13 months seems an extraordinarily long time with virtually no updates or progress if we’re to believe work is going on behind the scenes towards it. Last we heard was Starnes saying that progress was being made and that we could hear something positive in the next few weeks and that was almost three months ago now."

Behind the scenes plan;

Develop Championship standard training ground (old school playing field with some portakabins)

Start drip feeding blue few stories about lack of council assistance with fruit market .

Apply for planning permission to build shiny new stadium on training ground, along with 'artists impression ' on front page of Post.

Get relegated so they can achieve another glorious League 2 promotion. 

Carry on playing at dilapidated Memorial Ground until some other mug comes along and buys the whole 5h!t show.

Regards, 

Wacky Al Qaeda 

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49 minutes ago, TomF said:

Billy, its probably because they'd only sell about 10 bottles and also due to the fact that the training ground is built on wasteland, from a former colony hospital, not some nice part of Wiltshire with apple trees surrounding it. 

 

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Thatchers’ Bramble and Dog S*** Cider’ just doesn’t have a ring about it.

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1 hour ago, TomF said:

Billy, its probably because they'd only sell about 10 bottles and also due to the fact that the training ground is built on wasteland, of a former colony hospital, not some nice part of Wiltshire with apple trees surrounding it. 

 

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Because nobody would buy it you ******* cretin

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1 hour ago, NOTBLUE said:

Thatchers’ Bramble and Dog S*** Cider’ just doesn’t have a ring about it.

 

1 hour ago, TomF said:

Billy, its probably because they'd only sell about 10 bottles and also due to the fact that the training ground is built on wasteland, of a former colony hospital, not some nice part of Wiltshire with apple trees surrounding it. 

 

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13 minutes ago, Jim Davey said:

Because nobody would buy it you ******* cretin

Rovers Four Quarters Cider - Makes you want to shag yer sister....again.

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On 17/09/2020 at 14:35, TomF said:

Billy, its probably because they'd only sell about 10 bottles and also due to the fact that the training ground is built on wasteland, of a former colony hospital, not some nice part of Wiltshire with apple trees surrounding it. 

 

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Only 10 bottles behind the bar and 10,000 barrels 'locked out' in storage but can't find the key apparently.

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On 16/09/2020 at 16:25, Bar BS3 said:

It's all covid's fault. 

And Wycombe's

And ours, obviously..! 

It is always Wycombe's fault for the following reasons.....

1) 2nd May 2001 - Basement Gas

2) They raved on about how super duper Joe Anyinsah was, but he was crap when playing for the Gas and he was also a Sheeeeeeed.

3) Played the Gas in a thunderstorm

4) Apparently played an ineligible player (Gas demanded the points but nothing came of it)

5) Won 3-0 on the final day of 2014 season, helping to send the Gas into the abyss of non league football and embarrassing them after the Gas had beaten Wycombe the week before, spilling onto the pitch, destroying advertising boards and celebrating in true 'family club' style.

They absolutely ******* detest Wycombe!

What a great club Wycombe are! ? 

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