bert tann Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, myol'man said: Accepted. Make your cheque payable to Dwane Sports Ltd and post it to The Esplanade, Jersey, Near France 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loosey Boy Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 Agent Taylor to add to their woes on Saturday, followed by Agent Clarke-Harris the week after...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 “Missed every goal this half. Was five minutes late for the start of the second half, and it was already 2-1. Scrolled back through to see the goal, then got up to date to see it was 2-2. Scrolled back again to see the equaliser. Then got up to date to see it was 3-2.” Always the gift 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 (edited) They didn’t lose again did they? They really are crap? Saying that, we have a hard task tomorrow but the gas are properly useless aren’t they? Edited January 19, 2021 by Ska Junkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 hour ago, WessexPest said: From their website’s match report: “Bristol Rovers and Crewe Alexandra have all but been immovable constants in the English Football League but despite that, the two sides haven't met since April 2012, when the Gas suffered a 3-0 defeat at The Alexandra Stadium.” We all know how they like to over elaborate, bend the truth and rewrite history, but they're never going to get away from that one tiny insignificant detail - Colin Daniels scored against them, in their own away kit, which relegated them from the football league. Bristol Rovers and have all but been immovable constants in the English Football League. Oh the gift.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Lanterne Rouge said: One point outside the bottom four. Happy days No, no, no - they told us that Wael’s involvement meant they were the 6th richest club in England (source: YouTube), they told us they would be in the premier league within five years (source: YouTube), they told us “as Bristol’s richest club they would take over our club and their youth team would play at Ashton Gate” (source: YouTube), they told the world Matty Taylor would be sold for £10 million (source: Darrell Clarke) - we bought him for £300k and they told whoever was still listening that they were “coming for us” ... yet they are still light years behind, how strange ... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 59 minutes ago, Loosey Boy said: Agent Taylor to add to their woes on Saturday, followed by Agent Clarke-Harris the week after...... Fair shout, but can we claim an ‘agent’ who has never been associated with Bristol City?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 minute ago, BS4 on Tour... said: Fair shout, but can we claim an ‘agent’ who has never been associated with Bristol City?! I don't give one but I don't give a shite they are struggling to get relegated give them a hand help them out here! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 I didn't even know they were playing tonight.........so a REAL bonus for me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 2 hours ago, WessexPest said: From their website’s match report: “Bristol Rovers and Crewe Alexandra have all but been immovable constants in the English Football League but despite that, the two sides haven't met since April 2012, when the Gas suffered a 3-0 defeat at The Alexandra Stadium.” For benefit the deluded halfwits from horfield - There has been nothing either "immovable" or "constant" about your membership of the football league. You were NON-LEAGUE fewer than 10 years ago - The dictionary definition of constant from google: constant /ˈkɒnst(ə)nt/ adjective occurring continuously over a period of time. "the constant background noise of the city" a situation that does not change. "the condition of struggle remained a constant" The level of propaganda from the blue few (even on their official site) would make a North Korean government official blush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 hour ago, slartibartfast said: I didn't even know they were playing tonight.........so a REAL bonus for me! If you look at the highlights, they weren’t 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackofromSanJavier Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Red Army 75 said: Noticed they got Oxford away Saturday. Oh they could be having a proper meltdown if a certain someone scores. Love it if MT got a hat trick https://tenor.com/view/cant-wait-baby-gif-10989072 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, cityal said: For benefit the deluded halfwits from horfield - There has been nothing either "immovable" or "constant" about your membership of the football league. You were NON-LEAGUE fewer than 10 years ago - The dictionary definition of constant from google: constant /ˈkɒnst(ə)nt/ adjective occurring continuously over a period of time. "the constant background noise of the city" a situation that does not change. "the condition of struggle remained a constant" The level of propaganda from the blue few (even on their official site) would make a North Korean government official blush Their match reports are so shoddily written that they are always good for a giggle (especially when they lose), but usually it’s just fundamental typos and clumsy phrasing; this really took the biscuit. On a par for spin with the Swindle website a few years back neglecting to mention the teeny detail that the defeat meant they’d be dropping down a division. Here’s hoping we see the Gash webmaster needing to make the same glaring omission come May. It’s looking a distinct possibility the rate they are going. Edited January 20, 2021 by WessexPest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paignton red Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 8 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Well, there was that time... Is that the time they went into div. 5 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 On 17/01/2021 at 11:56, Tinmans Love Child said: Classic Rovers on Twitter today, I wonder how the ‘300 more were locked out’ figure was arrived at? Did they do a head count? Did they multiply the actual number by 10, then add 100, then round up to the nearest 100? I always think of this bloke when I see this reporter’s name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, Bristol Rob said: I thought they had more games in hand than they do. Give it a couple of weeks to clear their fixture backlog and I think there will be a much clearer idea of what relegation spot they will end up in. Edited January 20, 2021 by Major Isewater 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 Have Roverz issued a statement welcoming President Biden yet? Well they did for Brexit and Covid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 14 hours ago, myol'man said: Have Roverz issued a statement welcoming President Biden yet? Well they did for Brexit and Covid Some of their thickest fans thought they were new signings. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 On 20/01/2021 at 17:27, myol'man said: Have Roverz issued a statement welcoming President Biden yet? Well they did for Brexit and Covid I`m assuming they are massive Biden fans. After all, he stole the election and they steal anything they can get their grasping claws on. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTRFTG Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 12 hours ago, RedLionLad said: Some of their thickest fans thought they were new signings. Did they think Covid has been given squad number 19? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: I`m assuming they are massive Biden fans. After all, he stole the election and they steal anything they can get their grasping claws on. Please no! Can't get away from this on the news. Laughing at Rovers 3-2-1 begin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 New signing from Milton Keynes wondering why they've dressed him in a clowns outfit 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 hours ago, myol'man said: New signing from Milton Keynes wondering why they've dressed him in a clowns outfit Why is he in a 1970s social club? Looks about 50 too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 hours ago, myol'man said: New signing from Milton Keynes wondering why they've dressed him in a clowns outfit Wasn't he in The Sopranos? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 5 hours ago, myol'man said: New signing from Milton Keynes wondering why they've dressed him in a clowns outfit I reckon he’s a mechanic first and then an amateur footballer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Ska Junkie said: Why is he in a 1970s social club? Looks about 50 too. Apparently that’s their new gym. Looks like they’ll get to use it one at a time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 13 hours ago, myol'man said: New signing from Milton Keynes wondering why they've dressed him in a clowns outfit I'm amazed they've taken this long to find a suitable grotesque replacement for their last pikey mess..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banjo Island Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: I'm amazed they've taken this long to find a suitable grotesque replacement for their last pikey mess..! Just what the greasy haired stuck in the 70s fans crave a greasy haired stuck in the 70s player utopia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 13 hours ago, myol'man said: New signing from Milton Keynes wondering why they've dressed him in a clowns outfit Is that their currant kit ????? I know the old saying is you can't polish a turd, but **** me, looks like you can make one look worse !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolmoose Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 8 hours ago, RedLionLad said: I reckon he’s a mechanic first and then an amateur footballer. I love those FA Cup feel good stories. "This morning he was working on a Ford Cortina, and now he's turning out for his little team playing the mighty Doncaster United." 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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