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20 hours ago, myol'man said:

New signing from Milton Keynes wondering why they've dressed him in a clowns outfit 

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I'm surprised that grease monkey hasn't got a hairband on. Perhaps he's just about to change a tyre so he's grabbed the nearest cheap rag to put on.

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7 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Every mechanic needs an oily rag. They just don`t normally wear them.

Some (too many) years ago, I used to frequent a rather pretentious wine bar in Ascot prior to a weekend evening out.

Whilst my regular pre-dinner drink was invariably a dry white wine, a young, attractive, but equally pretentious hostess (more fur coat and no knickers, if truth be told) would often try to tempt me to try one of their ridiculously overpriced apéritifs or cocktails.

I would always decline, but, boorish young man that I was (little has changed, apart from my age), I would often delight in asking her whether she had a particular French vermouth.

As I am sure you are aware, the 'T' is rarely pronounced in French, but it is for this particular drink, and though I now I cringe when I recall those decadent times, I cannot help but giggle when I picture myself asking the poor young lady:

Do you have a 'Noilly Prat'?

Quite pathetic and embarrassing when I think about it now, but how I laughed at the time. 

 

 

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On 21/01/2021 at 21:57, myol'man said:

New signing from Milton Keynes wondering why they've dressed him in a clowns outfit 

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Same dead look in the eyes.

photo taken in a scout hut and you can just make out parts of plastic chairs photo bombing ,  bottom right and left.

Well done son at Milton Keynes you didn’t think it could get any worse...

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4 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

Same dead look in the eyes.

photo taken in a scout hut and you can just make out parts of plastic chairs photo bombing ,  bottom right and left.

Well done son at Milton Keynes you didn’t think it could get any worse...

The usual " when I heard Bristol Rovers were in for me it was a no brainer . . . " yes; as in I needed a full frontal Lobotomy and a heavy dose of Tramadol before I could sign.

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