TonyTonyTony Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, cheese said: Little Johnny is asked in class by teacher "what does your daddy do" "Well miss he works in a gay bar, he dances for gay men wearing a thong and accepts tips tucked in his thong for lap dances off old men" After class the teacher asks him to stay back. "Is that true about your dad?" she's asks still shocked. "Nah miss he plays in defence for Bristol Rovers but imagine the shit i would get off my mates if they found that out..." That was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 1 minute ago, TonyTonyTony said: That was hilarious. Glad you liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 Interesting to note that Accrington Stanley did not muster a single shot on target today. Two massive games coming up for the mucky mob - good luck to Matty and Swindon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Shadow Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 46 minutes ago, WessexPest said: Interesting to note that Accrington Stanley did not muster a single shot on target today. Two massive games coming up for the mucky mob - good luck to Matty and Swindon. Unfortunately Swindon and Wigan are totally useless. I'm relying on Jimmy Floyd revitalising Burton (great result today) and Wimbledon to get the gas in the bottom four. Not sure you can trust Northampton either. So many crap teams in that league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 50 minutes ago, Red Shadow said: Unfortunately Swindon and Wigan are totally useless. I'm relying on Jimmy Floyd revitalising Burton (great result today) and Wimbledon to get the gas in the bottom four. Not sure you can trust Northampton either. So many crap teams in that league. I like Cobblers, they were in that wonderful final day shake up (you know the one ) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Shadow Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: I like Cobblers, they were in that wonderful final day shake up (you know the one ) Ah yes, I remember laughing my head off with my brother-in-law! Let's hope they do enough this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 2 hours ago, cheese said: Little Johnny is asked in class by teacher "what does your daddy do" "Well miss he works in a gay bar, he dances for gay men wearing a thong and accepts tips tucked in his thong for lap dances off old men" After class the teacher asks him to stay back. "Is that true about your dad?" she's asks still shocked. "Nah miss he plays in defence for Bristol Rovers but imagine the shit i would get off my mates if they found that out..." LGBT week as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombsy Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 Now the fruit market has fallen through Bristol zoo now been mentioned 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 36 minutes ago, Coombsy said: Now the fruit market has fallen through Bristol zoo now been mentioned I can't see any problem atall with that plan. There's nothing stopping them acquiring god knows how many acres of land in just about the most expensive area of Bristol... Not to mention fitting the required 14 acres needed for a new build football stadium, into the 12 acre Bristol zoo site..! Great plan! Hopefully they spend the next couple of years focusing their attentions on that..! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Coombsy said: Now the fruit market has fallen through Bristol zoo now been mentioned Did they have a vermin exhibit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 24 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: I can't see any problem atall with that plan. There's nothing stopping them acquiring god knows how many acres of land in just about the most expensive area of Bristol... Not to mention fitting the required 14 acres needed for a new build football stadium, into the 12 acre Bristol zoo site..! Great plan! Hopefully they spend the next couple of years focusing their attentions on that..! Devaluing the most expensive real estate in the city. Of course it's nailed on! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 Just now, Ska Junkie said: Devaluing the most expensive real estate in the city. Of course it's nailed on! Everyone loves the gas. No objections whatsoever. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Coombsy said: Now the fruit market has fallen through Bristol zoo now been mentioned Close to their natural home, just over the road...... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 Well the development of the site will keep some of the historic zoo buildings intact, so the monkey temple will make a great stand/perch for the simian Gasheads. One good thing, the car-park will finally be big enough for visitors. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Coombsy said: Now the fruit market has fallen through Bristol zoo now been mentioned ????? It’s due to be finished in a few months according to what Wally said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchers Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 Who is going to pay for it ? Not the skint fake sheik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 They could of course have an exhibit of their fans in a cage grunting, picking fleas out of each other`s hair and throwing their faeces at each other. Just need to chuck in some out of date crisps and stale pasties now and again to feed them. People could take their kids to see it as a warning about what happens if they choose to support the s*gs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: They could of course have an exhibit of their fans in a cage grunting, picking fleas out of each other`s hair and throwing their faeces at each other. Just need to chuck in some out of date crisps and stale pasties now and again to feed them. People could take their kids to see it as a warning about what happens if they choose to support the s*gs. I can’t believe you missed the Fake Fanta..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 Just now, Numero Uno said: I can’t believe you missed the Fake Fanta..... That would be in the pond - it`s not as if they`d need water for washing is it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Coombsy said: Bristol zoo now been mentioned Can you imagine the great unwashed plotting up in Clifton ???? The Merchant Venturers mafia wont be having that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 Not sure what the residents of Clifton would have to complain about though. The opportunity to have your windows butted in every fortnight or a good fondling from an England Boob Cricket International has surely got to be appealing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidgeRed Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: They could of course have an exhibit of their fans in a cage grunting, picking fleas out of each other`s hair and throwing their faeces at each other. Just need to chuck in some out of date crisps and stale pasties now and again to feed them. People could take their kids to see it as a warning about what happens if they choose to support the s*gs. Usual “match day” experience? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 Am I right in thinking they were losing 65k a week when they had fans? Now there aren’t fans, it doesn’t take long to eat away your small fortune if you’re not worth a lot... I wonder how worried Wally is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 19 minutes ago, Numero Uno said: Not sure what the residents of Clifton would have to complain about though. The opportunity to have your windows butted in every fortnight or a good fondling from an England Boob Cricket International has surely got to be appealing? Don`t forget most Clifton residents own a pony or two.............................. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Coombsy said: Now the fruit market has fallen through Bristol zoo now been mentioned Of course it's all fallen through, was never anything but hot air and bullshit. They aren't ever going to get a new ground, and will never refurbish that piece of crap they currently call home. Wally and the Gas are made for each other- serial blaggers that expect everything to be handed to them for next to nothing. Edited February 7, 2021 by Taz 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Taz said: Of course it's all fallen through, was never anything but hot air and bullshit. They aren't ever going to get a new ground, and will never refurbish that piece of crap they currently call home. Wally and the Gas are made for each other- serial blaggers that expect everything to be handed to them for next to nothing. Surely they would have had one of their famous and much-admired watertight contracts wouldn`t they? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: Surely they would have had one of their famous and much-admired watertight contracts wouldn`t they? You would have thought so wouldn't you 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Roger Red Hat said: Close to their natural home, just over the road...... .....the dogging site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolmoose Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 7 hours ago, Coombsy said: Now the fruit market has fallen through Bristol zoo now been mentioned Surely a donkey sanctuary would be more appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinmans Love Child Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 On 06/02/2021 at 20:32, cheese said: Little Johnny is asked in class by teacher "what does your daddy do" "Well miss he works in a gay bar, he dances for gay men wearing a thong and accepts tips tucked in his thong for lap dances off old men" After class the teacher asks him to stay back. "Is that true about your dad?" she's asks still shocked. "Nah miss he plays in defence for Bristol Rovers but imagine the shit i would get off my mates if they found that out..." Your time machine is ready to take you back to the 70’s 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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