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Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

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1 minute ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Well it’s OFFICIAL now 

The Teds are coming 

 

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Well, if it's official then I stand corrected. I mean. It can't be a load of old guff. Not if it's official.

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18 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Even better. They have having amnesty bins for people to surrender their inflatable snakes.

And they are also giving season ticket holders a free pasty.

If we are lucky, they'll lose on Saturday and then get a points deduction for missile throwing.

And even better still, they are suggesting that Matty Taylor has something to do with it! Just like how City, Oxford and Taylor have engineered this move just in time just to incite the Blue Few.

Direct quote from one of them ‘Obviously he’s one of those who can give it but not take it’

Just when you think their stupidity and lack of self awareness has peaked, they go and surprise you again and again... always the victims, never their fault.

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7 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Well it’s OFFICIAL now 

The Teds are coming 

 

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We now have this weekends excuse for the poor attendance

"I didn't go cos they gurt teds were coming to cause trouble"

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2 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

I’ve got my ticket for the Blackthorn

Hopefully I’ll blend in

 

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You will.

But mostly because you look short of a finger on your left hand.

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Looks like the game plan for Saturday is already in place too...

 

They've got a decent midfield and attack, but a very suspect defence. Mousinho and Dickie can both be got at, but I would imagine after the horror show on Tuesday that recent signing Moore will come into the side in place of Mousinho. Even though I rate their midfield, Gorrin can be a bit rash in the tackle and another one to target. Get Sercs or someone running at him and he will give away freekicks and has a potential yellow/red card in him. Looking forward to the game, bring it on!!!

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26 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Even better. They have having amnesty bins for people to surrender their inflatable snakes.

And they are also giving season ticket holders a free pasty.

If we are lucky, they'll lose on Saturday and then get a points deduction for missile throwing.

Not exactly the brightest of sparks down at Chernobyl are they? From the Billionaire camel toucher at the top all the way down to those perverted tit molesters who follow them. If it’s going to be as hostile as they are making out then I really don’t think giving away freebie shitty ginsters pasties is the greatest idea is it. (Was the Ted’s who threw them, a Sag seen it and told me)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Since Wally came with his mega millions (of pence) and since it has dawned on the Campers that he was a bit of a fraud in terms of the investment department that club has been nothing but a basket case.

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3 minutes ago, Numero Uno said:

Since Wally came with his mega millions (of pence) and since it has dawned on the Campers that he was a bit of a fraud in terms of the investment department that club has been nothing but a basket case.

The Fanbase are still the same though.

W4nkers

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1 minute ago, BCFC11 said:

The Fanbase are still the same though.

W4nkers

I suppose all this talk about the “Ted Collective” turning up “en masse” (as per the Fewers at Cov last week) makes these jokers feel relevant and important. Danny Baker has that lot spot on.

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I bet there isn't a single City fan there, regardless of whatever they make up.

 

In fact I will say it is OFFICIAL - which means I am telling the truth.

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36 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Well it’s OFFICIAL now 

The Teds are coming 

 

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Well, that proves it then. I suppose common sense would suggest anyway that we have nothing better to do on Saturday than fork out whatever they charge to visit their “stadium” for a game just to cheer on one of our players on loan to their opposition. 

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1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

This is superb.

How disgusting of City, Oxford and Matty Taylor for not taking into consideration the the feelings of butthurt, bedwetting Sagheads when when this transfer went through. The FA should’ve done something really....

Always the victims, it’s never their fault...

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To be fair, bidefordgas is usually quite a sensible poster, and I suspect, indeed, am convinced his comments are sarcastic and intended to point out to his fellow forum members just how infantile and paranoid they are in suggesting their ground will be invaded by City fans. 

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Remember when they were relegated to non league football  :rofl2br:. And those couple of belters said on the radio they won’t leave because there are city fans outside. It’s ingrained in the paranoid muppets. 

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1 minute ago, Red Army 75 said:

Remember when they were relegated to non league football  :rofl2br:. And those couple of belters said on the radio they won’t leave because there are city fans outside. It’s ingrained in the paranoid muppets. 

They were they cos they seen them, full city kit on, shinpads, boots the lot. Proper Full Kit W4nker. How else could they tell the Ted’s were there? Maybe they all had those signs around their necks like Bruce Willis?

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3 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

I feel in light of Saturday's event at Chernobyl its only fair to resurrect this absolute gem. 

 

He’s under surveillance surely 

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9 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Remember when they were relegated to non league football  :rofl2br:. And those couple of belters said on the radio they won’t leave because there are city fans outside. It’s ingrained in the paranoid muppets. 

 

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27 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

To be fair, bidefordgas is usually quite a sensible poster, and I suspect, indeed, am convinced his comments are sarcastic and intended to point out to his fellow forum members just how infantile and paranoid they are in suggesting their ground will be invaded by City fans. 

I dont know which ones are the sensible ones? I thought the grown ups usually post on their other forum but there’s been a few belters on there as well.

Of course you could be right, in which case I’ll give myself a ‘whoosh’.

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2 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

I’ve got my ticket for the Blackthorn

Hopefully I’ll blend in

 

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Fashion move on quickly these days Bob, that's so last year. New trend at the Land of Tents is ........

 

 

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10 minutes ago, David Brent said:

There will probably be about 4 city fans there. 

 

I’ll take a guess aswell then, I’ll go for 4 less than that.

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2 hours ago, Numero Uno said:

Since Wally came with his mega millions (of pence) and since it has dawned on the Campers that he was a bit of a fraud in terms of the investment department that club has been nothing but a basket case.

Not happy campers then!

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1 hour ago, Vincent Vega said:

I feel in light of Saturday's event at Chernobyl its only fair to resurrect this absolute gem. 

 

fcu king weirdo

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Let me get this right. The powers that be at the methanarium are taking inflatable snakes (which can't be thrown very far) off their supporters and giving them a crusty old pasty each which can be thrown?

Absolute geniuses aren't they? :nono: 

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5 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Let me get this right. The powers that be at the methanarium are taking inflatable snakes (which can't be thrown very far) off their supporters and giving them a crusty old pasty each which can be thrown?

Absolute geniuses aren't they? :nono: 

Not just any old pasty.....an out of date fake Ginsters pasty.

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4 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Let me get this right. The powers that be at the methanarium are taking inflatable snakes (which can't be thrown very far) off their supporters and giving them a crusty old pasty each which can be thrown?

Absolute geniuses aren't they? :nono: 

And they will be over cooked by hours and be rock hard n all. You could probably throw a rock hard pasty quite a distance if you get a bit of wrist on it. And we all know the fewer's wrists are stronger than the norm. 

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3 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

You have to admire their fore thought in their latest campaign to improve their fans matchday experience 

 

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Is that the new hospitality lounge?

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4 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

This is superb.

How disgusting of City, Oxford and Matty Taylor for not taking into consideration the the feelings of butthurt, bedwetting Sagheads when when this transfer went through. The FA should’ve done something really....

Always the victims, it’s never their fault...

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So if their troglodytes cause trouble, it’s City’s fault?

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1 minute ago, David Brent said:

You’re probably a lot closer 

I would imagine that Taylor has made a few mates in his time at City, it wouldn’t be a surprise if any of them went to watch him, especially if he gets them in for free.

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9 hours ago, Sniper said:

If I were Oxford I'd leave the kit behind, then Matty can pull on a Gas Shirt (he may initially puke up) then bag the winner, as a City Player, wearing a Gas Shirt. I'm pretty sure a few of them who aren't the brightest may have an outer body experience (like Bobby in the shower on Dallas) and actually think that Matty never actually left and is still playing for them.

They could always borrow a set of shirts from Scotty.

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I was explaining to a mate earlier there was a kid in front of me who was collecting his GCSE results, I also said it was 18 years since I collected mine n then I was like you know what else has been 18 years.....

MIND THE GAP

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4 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

You have to admire their fore thought in their latest campaign to improve their fans matchday experience 

 

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Can’t be them, this one is actually pegged to the ground. Wally’s done is limit on his credit card so couldn’t purchase any, same goes for the missing Row M.

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26 minutes ago, alexukhc said:

I was explaining to a mate earlier there was a kid in front of me who was collecting his GCSE results, I also said it was 18 years since I collected mine n then I was like you know what else has been 18 years.....

MIND THE GAP

Caw that long mind! It's gonna be at least another decade as it stands!

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1 hour ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

Caw that long mind! It's gonna be at least another decade as it stands!

Wonder what other same city derbies have gone from being competitive to just not at all like this.

Bradford and Bradford PA are the obvious one.

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2 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said:

Wonder what other same city derbies have gone from being competitive to just not at all like this.

Bradford and Bradford PA are the obvious one.

Nottingham ones?

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6 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

This is superb.

How disgusting of City, Oxford and Matty Taylor for not taking into consideration the the feelings of butthurt, bedwetting Sagheads when when this transfer went through. The FA should’ve done something really....

Always the victims, it’s never their fault...

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That sag should grow up, ffs. 

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1 minute ago, cityexile said:

Nottingham ones?

Good shout.

Possibly Oxford too, not sure whether there was every a sustained competition between the two sides though.

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👋🏻👋🏻 Hello pikeys , we know you’re reading this. 

Just to calm your paranoia , there will be no  City in the away end . Why the **** would anyone of sound mind resort to going to that shit hole. 

Absolute ******* belters. 

You can see them all running around like a benny hill sketch shouting city are coming city are coming 😂 

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1 minute ago, steviestevieneville said:

👋🏻👋🏻 Hello pikeys , we know you’re reading this. 

Just to calm your paranoia , there will be no  City in the away end . Why the **** would anyone of sound mind resort to going to that shit hole. 

Absolute ******* belters. 

You can see them all running around like a benny hill sketch shouting city are coming city are coming 😂 

I'll be going to a game in Bristol on Saturday.

Though before the gaseous ones get excited I'll be at Manor Farm (better facilities) as they take on Larkhall.

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13 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said:

I'll be going to a game in Bristol on Saturday.

Though before the gaseous ones get excited I'll be at Manor Farm (better facilities) as they take on Larkhall.

I should check that I'm sure larkhall are away to Bradford town in the FA cup

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4 minutes ago, winsleyred said:

I should check that I'm sure larkhall are away to Bradford town in the FA cup

You're right, Manor Farm Vs Larkhall is Monday!

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6 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Well it’s OFFICIAL now 

The Teds are coming 

 

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How can he or she ‘officially confirm it’ ?! How sad are they?! Every time they have any game that may possibly generate a few off field problems they automatically start spouting off that City fans will be in their shitty away end - thereby blaming Bristol City in advance for any potential problems that may occur - sad, delusional, obsessed plonkers ...

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If anyone has a spare ticket for row M of the canvas stand I'll take it off your hands, can meet you at Santa's Grotto, I'll be the be the one singing "Matty Taylor is a red"

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