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Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

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4 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

State of that...

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BRFC training vests now on sale at the club shed shop - price £39.99 (they pay you £39.99 to take one off their hands)

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On 09/09/2019 at 14:38, elhombrecito said:
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I'm quite impressed with the Gas in this instance actually...

In the face of dwindling support, instead of laying off crowd control stewards, look closely at the above pic. It clearly shows the stewards have been reassigned to new duties as toilet attendants.

A bloody good ratio of attendants to cubicles too, almost one per urinal, very impressive, far above industry standards.

I'm sure the fella taking a pee in trap 11 appreciates the excellent service provided.  

(note the discrete 'gents' sign on the far wall … well done The Gas! 👍)   

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On 09/09/2019 at 14:38, elhombrecito said:
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Flipping heck.  Where have all the Gasheads gone?, 

Seems like its such boring place to be nowadays that even the camp Pirate has resorted to amusing himself by attacking the phonelines with his cutlass.

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13 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

It's been a few weeks since Wally talked about the new stadium at the fruit market.... 2 year delivery wasn't it?

Anyone seen how it is progressing?

Wally has walked away, rotten tomatoes spoiled his appetite - tight arsed SAGS could not afford fresh ones!

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20 hours ago, 22A said:

Page 20 of today's "Metro"; a Leeds fan applied to become Spurs manager in 1999. His only experience is the game Football Manager.

Spurs wrote back with a rejection letter. He now has a collection of 68 rejection letters and wants to complete a set of all 92 EFL & Prem clubs.

Due to his experience, would he get a rejection from the gas?

If his salary demands are well below the national minimum wage and his philosophy is ‘lump it forward and aim for Big Dev’ then he will no doubt displace the foinal turd currently at the helm.

19 hours ago, cidercity1987 said:

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/15029/praise-kosovo

Those thick ***** don't even know the offside rule. 

'how could lino not see Sancho 2 yards offside when he was right in line!!'

'Not a fan of VAR but when officials are so blatantly incompetent as last night , I mean the offside was not millimetres it was Metres!'

Square balls with the goalscorer being behind the ball obviously not a thing in League One.

 

They’ve never seen a proper football match in their lives. Goal hanging hoofball is more their style.

14 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

It's been a few weeks since Wally talked about the new stadium at the fruit market.... 2 year delivery wasn't it?

Anyone seen how it is progressing?

It now becomes obvious why Wally doesn’t give timescales.....However, I know a man who does......”Unlucky Da Shit”!

10 hours ago, BanburyRed said:

Is that who the GHS went to see at the Man Bar in Blackpool?...

Be careful of the liberal snowflakes taking your jibe at the Sags completely out of context and turning it into a direct attack on the LGBT community mind!

6 hours ago, WhistleHappy said:

Flipping heck.  Where have all the Gasheads gone?, 

Seems like its such boring place to be nowadays that even the camp Pirate has resorted to amusing himself by attacking the phonelines with his cutlass.

As per my warning to BanburyRed....beware the snowflakes.

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15 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

It's been a few weeks since Wally talked about the new stadium at the fruit market.... 2 year delivery wasn't it?

Anyone seen how it is progressing?

Maybe he's slipped up on another 'potential banana skin' - although there's a better than average chance that this time the banana is real! 

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On ‎09‎/‎09‎/‎2019 at 14:38, elhombrecito said:
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Fans enter the ground through the North Terrace Entrance ahead of the Carabao Cup Second Round match at the Memorial Stadium, (Image: PA)

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Ah yes, stewards struggling to hold back the hordes there :laugh:

This image has obviously been photoshopped.

No ground in even the lowliest of leagues in this country can be that tinpot and shi-ite.

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14 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Another 'blog' from an American.....Some of his comments reguarding the Mem :)

https://englishsoccerguide.com/english-soccer-game-day-bristol-rovers-v-port-vale/

Massive club :laugh:

"with my visit to tiny League One Bristol Rovers" 

"Bristol Rovers are, indeed, a small club"

"the man in the club shop, which was smaller than a box car"

"the whole ground looks a bit like they took it apart to fix something and haven’t put it back together yet"

"past the VIP parking area (six cars)"

"the Press Room (another aspiring box car)"

Oh, and my favourite from his blog on his trip to Ashton Gate...

"Good food, big crowd, modern stadium. We’re not at Rovers anymore!"

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Had some spare time on the way to work and had the pleasure of re-reading this beautiful thread.

I do wonder why this wasn't merged with this thread though?

Anyway, enjoy the read!

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13 minutes ago, Sturman 1 said:

Had some spare time on the way to work and had the pleasure of re-reading this beautiful thread.

I do wonder why this wasn't merged with this thread though?

Anyway, enjoy the read!

I wonder if it was automatically archived due to the date?

The date of the last post on that thread is ironically the same as the first one of this thread

I don't want to merge them in case I archive this current thread in error

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1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Look how happy the players are with the launch of their online shop ...

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...and more happy looking players here ....

https://brfcdirect.co.uk/

 

 

...but there are some exciting bargains to be had ...

 

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Please tell me the colouring book comes with crayons? That would be so apt but at least the saggies would have something to eat apart from the moisture they lick off the windows. 

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20 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Please tell me the colouring book comes with crayons? That would be so apt but at least the saggies would have something to eat apart from the moisture they lick off the windows. 

it comes with whiteboard markers, so they can colour in a whiteboard in quarters for their UWE display to entice more fans to the Minimal (or scare them off for life)

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42 minutes ago, Roger Red Hat said:

Is that bloke about to beat himself up?

Looks like he's already beaten himself to it...

41 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Would you feel safe wearing that abomination in public? :boxing:

Imagine trying to get a girlfriend whilst wearing that heap of shite

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2 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

Please tell me the colouring book comes with crayons? That would be so apt but at least the saggies would have something to eat apart from the moisture they lick off the windows. 

I just hope it comes with an instruction manual.🤔

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5 hours ago, Gert Mare said:

 

Be careful of the liberal snowflakes taking your jibe at the Sags completely out of context and turning it into a direct attack on the LGBT community mind!

As per my warning to BanburyRed....beware the snowflakes.

What does this crap have to do with the thread? Take your tiresome persecuted right winger sob story elsewhere.

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3 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

Please tell me the colouring book comes with crayons? That would be so apt but at least the saggies would have something to eat apart from the moisture they lick off the windows. 

It's  a 'retro' colouring book - that's Gas-speak for it comes with a lump of charcoal.  

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3 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Looks like he's already beaten himself to it...

Imagine trying to get a girlfriend whilst wearing that heap of shite

 

There's always Eileen!   😉👍

 

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1 hour ago, Sir Geoff said:

Or it's been previously used and some of the pages have already been coloured in by real 5 yr olds.

Page 3, oddly enough for a football publication, has a section of various dog breeds to colour In, for some mysterious reason it appears that most of the pages 2, 3 & 4 are stuck together.. (any idea why?)  🐕🐩🐶🐩

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1 hour ago, WhistleHappy said:

Page 3, oddly enough for a football publication, has a section of various dog breeds to colour In, for some mysterious reason it appears that most of the pages 2, 3 & 4 are stuck together.. (any idea why?)  🐕🐩🐶🐩

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25 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

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That's not excitement. Just utter desolation having realised what a plonker he was to turn down the Leeds job. 

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1 hour ago, Loon plage said:

What is GJ doing lifting him up ?

He's trying to lift him up by the gonads, and then drop him onto his head for interfering with his dog.

That's fury in that face :ranting:

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14 minutes ago, Taz said:

He's trying to lift him up by the gonads, and then drop him onto his head for interfering with his dog.

That's fury in that face :ranting:

And the blonde is just about to slap GJ on the head, typical gashead hitting the opposition.

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9 hours ago, phantom said:

I wonder if it was automatically archived due to the date?

The date of the last post on that thread is ironically the same as the first one of this thread

I don't want to merge them in case I archive this current thread in error

I think we talked about it at the time and the consensus was that we start a new dustbin thread after they scraped their way back into the league.

We can resurrect the other one in a season or two or start another called something like `Bristol Rovers administration/bankruptcy dustbin thread`.

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10 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

Please tell me the colouring book comes with crayons? That would be so apt but at least the saggies would have something to eat apart from the moisture they lick off the windows. 

You've just got to hope that the colouring book has a stadium to fill in - oh, the irony!

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9 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

Would you feel safe wearing that abomination in public? :boxing:

As sh*te as it is and what it actually represents, I'd rather see these worn around the city than prem team shirts/merch.

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25 minutes ago, BanburyRed said:

You've just got to hope that the colouring book has a stadium to fill in - oh, the irony!

It`ll be a dot-to-dot where you join two up every time Wally says `These things take time`.

Eventually you end up with a picture of the mem looking just like it does now only more decrepit.

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13 hours ago, Sturman 1 said:

Had some spare time on the way to work and had the pleasure of re-reading this beautiful thread.

I do wonder why this wasn't merged with this thread though?

Anyway, enjoy the read!

Blimey, there was an amazingly accurate prediction here!!!

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On 22/04/2014 at 11:33, OddBallJim said:

My main gripe is that if Rovers did go down, I can see them being something of a marquee club for the Skrill,

If they go down, I can see them being a marquee club as well.  They'll start work on their new ground, and run out of money, so will just have a few large tents around the pitch instead of proper stands.

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13 hours ago, Red Right Hand said:

I think we talked about it at the time and the consensus was that we start a new dustbin thread after they scraped their way back into the league.

We can resurrect the other one in a season or two or start another called something like `Bristol Rovers administration/bankruptcy dustbin thread`.

The ‘Bristol Rovers Liquidation thread’ has a nice ring to it.

 

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Train & Travel like a Gashead?

Clear up dog sh*t and cut the grass first then practice hoofball all morning.

Take a trip on a tatty old bus while a spotty yoof headbutts the window.

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37 minutes ago, Porto Red said:

Wow, pretty comprehensive list there. I think they are completely justified in staying away after reading that.....

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2 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Walking past the Mem this morning and was pleasantly surprised at how nice the sunshine looked...

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Imposing. 

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1 hour ago, Porto Red said:

"A lack of excitement is a good reason not to attend fixtures".

That's utter garbage. What true fan gives up going after 2 or 3 games due to a lack of excitement?

The real reason is the gas have very few true fans at all. 

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1 hour ago, Porto Red said:

Looks to me like a list of very shit excuses.

Several signings but no ‘big name’, Football is a bit defensive and they’re mid table League 1 without concrete plans for a huge stadium they don’t need.

Boo ******* hoo

Plenty of clubs are worse off and their fans don’t desert them at the drop of a hat.

The real reason Rovers crowds have dropped - Gasheads aren't as loyal as they pretend they are.

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