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Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread


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1 hour ago, Fiale said:

A chair is always a seat

Normally I'd agree but given some of the 'chairs' ( of the patio, stacking variety) deployed at The House of Hair that isn't the case. As my lardy backside can attest the slightest lateral movement when under pressure is prone to lead to a deformed chair ( which you'll agree is still a chair) but one that no longer offers seating vantage.

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3 hours ago, Fiale said:

Are they chairs or seats ? A chair is always a seat, but is a seat always a chair ?

Doesn’t a chair have four legs? What’s the difference between a field and a meadow? Or a wood and a forest? These things keep me awake at night....

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2 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

We can't have a discussion on chairs and seats without a sneak preview of work going on at the Mem as Wally finally splashes the cash ... on new seating as well as a posh new pitch (and sand) ...

blue-plastic-chairs-row-garden-59797371.

 

Looks like they've forgotten not one but both 'rakes'....

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4 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Doesn’t a chair have four legs? What’s the difference between a field and a meadow? Or a wood and a forest? These things keep me awake at night....

Meadow is open land not grazed upon(usually) whereas a field is grazed or crops grown on, the exception of course are hay meadows where surprising hay is grown.

wood or to give it its correct name woodland is a small forest and tends to have more sunlight streaming through.

sleep well tonight.

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Henbury Gas owns his own IT business, yet his website looks like a fisher price my first web site effort

 

http://www.cjcomputing.com/page2.php

I surprised anyone uses him judging by the state of that... not the best way to advertise how great you are in IT field.  I would  have thought anyone in any part of the It world would have more respect for their own business than serving that piece of junk web site up

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On ‎23‎/‎05‎/‎2018 at 12:59, ZiderEyed said:

Quick google:

57 Westbury Hill, BS9 3AD

0117 962 4553

Wouldn't it be terrible if someone ordered skips and takeaway menus to that address...?

 

Done!

2 Large Skips

20 Portions of Prawn Crackers
18 Portions of Crispy Duck
16 Chicken Chow Mein
10 Chinese Roast Pork with Crispy Noodles
8 Prawn Foo Youngs
6 Bags of Chips
4 Jumbo Sausages
2 Pots of Curry Source

1 Blow up Doll

Bill sent to his long term customer Gary Glitter

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On 23/05/2018 at 14:24, Bristol Rob said:

It was all part of their stadium redevelopment plan.

 

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It seems their much talked about stadium tour has had another addition. Following recent trips to the Not Yetihad and the No Camp, they appear to now be playing at the Sand Siro.

Where will they be playing next?  

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3 minutes ago, BrightCiderLife said:

It seems their much talked about stadium tour has had another addition. Following recent trips to the Not Yetihad and the No Camp, they appear to now be playing at the Sand Siro.

Where will they be playing next?  

Camber sands 

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1 hour ago, TRL said:

Henbury Gas owns his own IT business, yet his website looks like a fisher price my first web site effort

 

http://www.cjcomputing.com/page2.php

I surprised anyone uses him judging by the state of that... not the best way to advertise how great you are in IT field.  I would  have thought anyone in any part of the It world would have more respect for their own business than serving that piece of junk web site up

I cannot believe that he has taken a phrase from The League of Gentlemen and adapted it on his front page, he really is a parody of himself....... 

 

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1 hour ago, BrightCiderLife said:

It seems their much talked about stadium tour has had another addition. Following recent trips to the Not Yetihad and the No Camp, they appear to now be playing at the Sand Siro.

Where will they be playing next?  

Take care, there was that season we played at Black Layer Road..... .

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3 hours ago, reddoh said:

Meadow is open land not grazed upon(usually) whereas a field is grazed or crops grown on, the exception of course are hay meadows where surprising hay is grown.

wood or to give it its correct name woodland is a small forest and tends to have more sunlight streaming through.

sleep well tonight.

Thanks - but I won’t  sleep tonight.....other things going round in my head include:-

Why is it called ‘rush hour’ when you don’t move?

Why are they called ‘apartments’ when they are all close together?

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

How do snowplough drivers get to work?

 

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28 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Thanks - but I won’t  sleep tonight.....other things going round in my head include:-

Why is it called ‘rush hour’ when you don’t move?

Why are they called ‘apartments’ when they are all close together?

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

How do snowplough drivers get to work?

 

Ok, so why are  all fire engines called Dennis?

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2 hours ago, BrightCiderLife said:

It seems their much talked about stadium tour has had another addition. Following recent trips to the Not Yetihad and the No Camp, they appear to now be playing at the Sand Siro.

Where will they be playing next?  

The San Giro?

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That lot wouldn’t know what a seat was if it smacked them in the face. 

Ohh hang on a minute one did when one of them decided to rip one out of the EE throw it at City fans who duly threw it back towards its rightful place only for them to whinge to anyone that would listen by saying we were the culprits by throwing seats at them.

#alwaysthevictims

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20 hours ago, Maesknoll Red said:

I cannot believe that he has taken a phrase from The League of Gentlemen and adapted it on his front page, he really is a parody of himself....... 

 

43A417AE-7578-48E4-92D6-5445E95B6268.jpeg

It's the careless cruelty to apostrophes that offends me more; as well as the wanton capitalisation of improper nouns.

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The irony is truly astounding!

"I see they're also getting some flack over their treatment of disabled fans, although to be fair to the retards who frequent One Turd they are unhappy about that. Kind of brings to mind the disabled fan who was ill treated at Trashton that Henners rehabilitated to The Gas. But that's somehing else the 6 digited Mongs don't like to talk about."

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42 minutes ago, Steve Watts said:

The irony is truly astounding!

"I see they're also getting some flack over their treatment of disabled fans, although to be fair to the retards who frequent One Turd they are unhappy about that. Kind of brings to mind the disabled fan who was ill treated at Trashton that Henners rehabilitated to The Gas. But that's somehing else the 6 digited Mongs don't like to talk about."

******* idiots. 

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2 minutes ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

Don't know why but some of their comments still surprise me.

I think it’s because just when you think they’ve plumbed the ultimate depths of narrow-minded pathetic stupidity they find yet more barrels of bile and lies to scrape.

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12 minutes ago, Bianconeri said:

I think it’s because just when you think they’ve plumbed the ultimate depths of narrow-minded pathetic stupidity they find yet more barrels of bile and lies to scrape.

But the cretins truly believe it . And Henbury ass is the pied piper . Imagine not being able to see through a gobshite like that . Duh 

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