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Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread


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17 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

They even obsess at tea time  !

 

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Typical sag resting after a hard day of shoplifting - he's still got the price tag on his crappy trousers!

Peas with fried egg as well - needs to try harder when nicking food and choose a better supermarket.

Sainsbury's perhaps?

 

 

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On 02/10/2019 at 08:17, Mike Hunt-Hertz said:

When he's in a hospital bed, with congestive heart disease, he can at least rest easy that he's not a gurt ted.

My thoughts. 15% is the healthy level of protein in a meal. Think he's looking at about 60% plus saturated cheap fats. 

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                                                                      Investor’s Chronic...Breaking News

                                                 Connie set for a jump

Shares in Bob Where’s AIM listed ConnieFrancis Investment Company look set to surge after it’s latest coup is announced. The canny slicker has adopted a “Robin Hood” style strategy of pillaging from the rich to feed the poor and investors are now licking their lips at the prospect of extraordinary profits gushing from “the Barca of the West” as Where’s latest football acquisition is being hailed.

Fund manager Nigel Woodford is said to be piling in and when asked which direction he thought the money was taking told our correspondent “ I anticipate it will go down the M1, across on the M42, south on the M5, along the M4, off at the A4174 and then in on the Bath Road.”

Nicholas Higgs is not 69

 

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On 02/10/2019 at 06:32, Vincent Vega said:

They even obsess at tea time  !

 

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Saddest thing is, someone had to deliberately find those characters in a frozen bag of potato letters. I can't imagine anyone on here a) would eat that combination or b) spell out 'sag' or 'gashead' if they did. Obsessed.

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1 hour ago, Dolman Block B said:

That lot are pretty convinced that there will be an announcement on the 11th October that the new staduim is to get the go ahead 

Not sure if they meant Oct 11th 2075 though 😁

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/14794/fruit-market-consortium-thread-developments?page=165

There is one sensible comment on their forum:
 

“Must confess, I am slightly wary of what I have been told of the consortium in talks to buy the club.. Seem to have 90% interest in the land at both the Fruit Market and the Memorial Stadium and 10% interest in the actual football”

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On 02/10/2019 at 06:32, Vincent Vega said:

They even obsess at tea time  !

 

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Doesn't surprise me one bit.....

They talk shit, sit in a shit tent in a shitty excuse for a stadium, consume shitty out of date stadium drinks and snacks, wear shit blue and shite quartered shirts with shit names on the back... and watch a shit team playing shitty football week after shitty week of their shitty little lives... So it stands to reason that they eat shit as well! ".... Dunnit. 

 

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12 hours ago, Dolman Block B said:

That lot are pretty convinced that there will be an announcement on the 11th October that the new staduim is to get the go ahead 

Not sure if they meant Oct 11th 2075 though 😁

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/14794/fruit-market-consortium-thread-developments?page=165

 

10 hours ago, pongo88 said:

There is one sensible comment on their forum:
 

“Must confess, I am slightly wary of what I have been told of the consortium in talks to buy the club.. Seem to have 90% interest in the land at both the Fruit Market and the Memorial Stadium and 10% interest in the actual football”

I have been told that the sale of the Fruit Market land has been agreed, and there definitely won't any objections by anyone to a stadium there whatsoever, and the council are all on board with it.

I still do not understand why anyone would not just buy the land and build housing and commercial/retail and sell it and off they go? Now add in the Mem land there is obviously profit involved building on that as well so another positive to this so called consortium. The trouble with buying the club or even getting it free, they are losing £3 million per year, and have to pay £40 million for a stadium on top, £20 million in debt and £30 million for the land. The clubs debt will still keep rising as they will still be in the mem with their poor crowds (I suppose they will be getting £15 million for Clarke Harris though).

Why would this consortium suddenly be throwing money at the club - they won''t? I just see another "billionaire Jordanian bankers" owners coming along trying to line their own pockets. The whole situation is odd, seeing as they will be around £100 million in debt with the current debt, cost of land and stadium. Is there really that much profit in the building trade - if it does happen be interesting to see how many houses/flats are being built.

I didn't think Marvellous Marvin wanted a stadium down there anyway, so surely he will be objecting........

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43 minutes ago, wood_red said:

 

I have been told that the sale of the Fruit Market land has been agreed, and there definitely won't any objections by anyone to a stadium there whatsoever, and the council are all on board with it.

I still do not understand why anyone would not just buy the land and build housing and commercial/retail and sell it and off they go? Now add in the Mem land there is obviously profit involved building on that as well so another positive to this so called consortium. The trouble with buying the club or even getting it free, they are losing £3 million per year, and have to pay £40 million for a stadium on top, £20 million in debt and £30 million for the land. The clubs debt will still keep rising as they will still be in the mem with their poor crowds (I suppose they will be getting £15 million for Clarke Harris though).

Why would this consortium suddenly be throwing money at the club - they won''t? I just see another "billionaire Jordanian bankers" owners coming along trying to line their own pockets. The whole situation is odd, seeing as they will be around £100 million in debt with the current debt, cost of land and stadium. Is there really that much profit in the building trade - if it does happen be interesting to see how many houses/flats are being built.

I didn't think Marvellous Marvin wanted a stadium down there anyway, so surely he will be objecting........

Buy the land. Get to the stage of convincing the council a football club isn't workable there, then sell the derelict land for housing.

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I know they will say they will sell it out every week etc, but they will need a lot more people in there than their paltry crowds they get now just to cover the larger overheads and to keep the losses at 65k per week. Assuming it will be a massive loaning facility the new owners will want their investment back so how do they survive?

Still, we all know that no questions will be asked of the new owners and their intentions, and will just be shouting how rich they are and discussing a 30k stadium and Premiership in 5 years. I can see it all turning sour myself.

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10 minutes ago, wood_red said:

I know they will say they will sell it out every week etc, but they will need a lot more people in there than their paltry crowds they get now just to cover the larger overheads and to keep the losses at 65k per week. Assuming it will be a massive loaning facility the new owners will want their investment back so how do they survive?

Still, we all know that no questions will be asked of the new owners and their intentions, and will just be shouting how rich they are and discussing a 30k stadium and Premiership in 5 years. I can see it all turning sour myself.

Of course, it could be that the proposed new owners are fans, and are happy to underwrite the annual loss.

Whilst I would imagine that SL would rather not have to shell out every year to keep City a float, these people do exist. And Rovers are probably starting from a higher base position (in so far that accrued losses are significantly lower than the losses on the City balance sheet).

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14 hours ago, BanburyRed said:

Saddest thing is, someone had to deliberately find those characters in a frozen bag of potato letters. I can't imagine anyone on here a) would eat that combination or b) spell out 'sag' or 'gashead' if they did. Obsessed.

Mmmmm..

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On 02/10/2019 at 23:44, SX227 said:

Typical sag resting after a hard day of shoplifting - he's still got the price tag on his crappy trousers!

Peas with fried egg as well - needs to try harder when nicking food and choose a better supermarket.

Sainsbury's perhaps?

 

 

This sad **** has taken the time to go through a bag of Alphabet potatoes pick out those letters and then cook them all for a 'pun'. What a cretin. I hope he choked on those sausages. 

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Lifted from CTID FB page, but I thought it funny enough to post here 😃

A City fan & Rovers fan were driving down a country lane late one night when they collided head on, the cars were both smashed to pieces but to their amazement neither party was injured.
To celebrate their good fortune they agree to put their sporting differences behind them and the City fan goes to the boot of his car and produces a 12 year old bottle of Single Malt & hands it to the Rovers fan.
“May the City fans & the Rovers fans live together in peace & harmony” says the Rovers fan and he takes several large gulps and passes the bottle back to the City supporter. 
“Are you not going to have a drink?” says the Gas head
“Not yet” replied the City fan, “I’ll wait until after the police have arrived you sad blue nosed **** “

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3 hours ago, wood_red said:

 

I have been told that the sale of the Fruit Market land has been agreed, and there definitely won't any objections by anyone to a stadium there whatsoever, and the council are all on board with it.

I still do not understand why anyone would not just buy the land and build housing and commercial/retail and sell it and off they go? Now add in the Mem land there is obviously profit involved building on that as well so another positive to this so called consortium. The trouble with buying the club or even getting it free, they are losing £3 million per year, and have to pay £40 million for a stadium on top, £20 million in debt and £30 million for the land. The clubs debt will still keep rising as they will still be in the mem with their poor crowds (I suppose they will be getting £15 million for Clarke Harris though).

Why would this consortium suddenly be throwing money at the club - they won''t? I just see another "billionaire Jordanian bankers" owners coming along trying to line their own pockets. The whole situation is odd, seeing as they will be around £100 million in debt with the current debt, cost of land and stadium. Is there really that much profit in the building trade - if it does happen be interesting to see how many houses/flats are being built.

I didn't think Marvellous Marvin wanted a stadium down there anyway, so surely he will be objecting........

Hahaha. Well he will be diverting public funds from where it should be spent won't he, and he is a gashead.

This consortium doesn't have any Malaysian money behind it does it ?

I hope uncle Steve has his legal eagles primed and ready.

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