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42nite

Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

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What about the mocking choruses of 'We've got our stadium' at AG in 2013 after Ashton Vale had been frustrated?

Nearly 4 years on and still eff all you imbecilic planks!

 

 

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52 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Feng phooey prank cons the Rovers

A football club was caught offside when it fell for a feng shui scam at the hands of television pranksters.

Guy de Beaujeu and Patrick Stockhausen persuaded Bristol Rovers officials they could enhance the club's results by such devices as installing a fish tank containing plastic fish behind the goal and ordering staff to make sure all toilet seats were down at all times.

Their other requirements included erecting an ornamental ceramic frog above the stadium entrance, placing potted house plants in all four corners of the players' dressing room, and hanging wind chimes around the stadium.

Gullible staff carried out all the recommendations made by the "experts in the ancient Chinese art" in an effort to beat second division rivals Gillingham. But the mumbo jumbo failed to create the right aura - and Rovers lost 1-0.

Yesterday Mr De Beaujeu, 32, said: "They fell for it, hook, line and sinker. They did everything we asked without question."

Mr De Beaujeu and Mr Stockhausen, who are based in Bristol, staged the stunt for a comedy series, The Gatecrashers, which they filmed last year for ITV2.

One of their producers telephoned Bristol Rovers and told the club they were making a documentary about the power of feng shui.

The ancient art is believed to balance one's surroundings and induce general well-being.

Rovers agreed to let the pair into their Memorial Ground stadium in the hope that this might boost the team's performance.

The duo duly arrived with a cameraman two hours before the kick-off of Rovers' tie against Gillingham, armed with bags of supposed feng shui paraphernalia.

Wow, I didn't know that one. Just... wow

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At least we aren't Bristol City 1982 Sport Franchise Ltd tax dodging in the Channel Islands.....said the 2015 Dwayne Sports franchise based out of the Channel Islands....:clap::rofl2br:

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When you view all that lot together, I can't help thinking if the words of the song should be changed to "stand up if you can't stop laughing at the Gas".

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Just now, 42nite said:

Just gone past one and a third million views.  :blink:

That's a lie, I've seen that image of the clown headbutting the van at least that many myself, funniest thing I've seen since the day of the horse punch

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3 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

I've had a really stressy day at work and this has made I laugh out loud. Nice one!

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3 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

Hilarious !

What about the awesome "Tent End" and Dopey blubbing (saves money on pitch sprinklers!) when they got relegated from Division Two?

 

 

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4 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

My top three, in no particular order.

2, 4 and 17

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Oooh! Another one.

Didn't they used to rent out one of their stands to Wimbledon for use on one of the outside courts?

And another!

Proudly sponsored by a local pub. Apt for a pub side.

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4 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

The famous beard ...

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Only a club which should declare itself an irony free zone could include a picture of someone who looks like a tramp above a story about helping the homeless.

Are there really people out there more unfortunate than the sags?

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On 17 April 2017 at 21:26, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I was just about to post the same thing.

Its ******* hilarious.

Forgot to try to open the van door as well I notice, always a good move when ACTUALLY wanting to have a gonat someone behind a door.

Did you see the thing lurking "menacingly" in the background, he are not stand in the gutter for fear of slipping down a slat in a drain cover, kid made Kate Moss look like a sumo wrestler, "frightening"!!!!!

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On 17 April 2017 at 22:13, B block said:

I can see this video deterring the millwall firm coming down in a few weeks, they might send their wives

Jesus wept what a tool

You can see he's never had a proper scrap before, he almost knocked himself out, why not just try openingthe door....

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2 minutes ago, YorkshireSection said:

You can see he's never had a proper scrap before, he almost knocked himself out, why not just try openingthe door....

I like the way the Oldham fans just laughed and made jokes. :laughcont:

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On 18 April 2017 at 22:39, Miah Dennehy said:

As cringeworthy as the video of the Rovers 'lads' having a go at a minibus is, let's not pretend that doesn't happen at your place either.

It doesn't, we arent known for attacking family's, animals, shirters or innocent Windows!!!!

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The mighty 

Gypo Horse Punchers

The GHS the "firm" that plotted up in an empty BS3 pub no one ever new existed then realizing that they were in South Bristol and were going to get a hiding asked A&S Pokice for an escort!!!

Also a few years earlier the same PROWD bunch before an evening game with us were given a police escort to the minimal for their own safety.

Pretty easy to see now why you'd want to head butt windows and try to gain association with such a great bunch of human beings!

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44 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Not forgetting all the City fans in the away end kicking off ...

 

'We're a ******* joke', 'a ******* disgrace', '******* rubbish'..............telling us all the things we've known for years!

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7 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

28.......jimmy Saville with the gas tattoo.........29.....blackthorn barry........

 

feel free to add folks

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33 minutes ago, archie andrews said:

28.......jimmy Saville with the gas tattoo.........29.....blackthorn barry........

 

feel free to add folks

28. Someone please tell me this is not true, it can't be surely 

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8 hours ago, archie andrews said:

yup tis true wish I could put pic up....

why did he have a rovers tattoo , I always thought he was a Grimsby fan .mind you if its true that does explain a few things .forking weirdo would fit right in up there

Edited by Star of a gunner

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