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Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

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2 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

I wouldn't know as I was a baby! ;)

I was only knee high to a grass hopper myself,in fact people say I still am.

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I was listening to the radio this morning and on came a song by The Clash, Rock The Casbah. For some reason this reminds me of the Sags and their fake sheikh.

Later whilst taking a dump, triggering thoughts of the Memorial Stadium, UWE plans and Hani's extreme dislike of football I had one of those inspiring moments and a chant came into my head which fitted with Rock The Casbah....

As soon as Steve Hamer told the tinpot tale

The Gasheads turned on Waeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

Haniiiiiiii don't like it,

**** the Gasbah

**** the Gasbah

Haniiiiiiiii don't like it 

(He really really hates it)

**** the Gasbah

**** the Gasbah

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1 hour ago, NOTBLUE said:

Ah, the summer of love.

Well I was 24 in 1967 and I don't think I was getting my share of The Summer of Love!  Come to think of it - not much has changed.

 

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55 minutes ago, pride of the west said:

Missed an open goal with a free header on Saturday.  I don't think he's good enough for a promotion chasing championship team but the thought of us putting a bid in makes me smile

and then loaning him to another League 1 side!

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13 minutes ago, 22A said:

and then loaning him to another League 1 side!

Oh my God, can you just imagine, hahahahhahaha

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2 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

I was listening to the radio this morning and on came a song by The Clash, Rock The Casbah. For some reason this reminds me of the Sags and their fake sheikh.

Later whilst taking a dump, triggering thoughts of the Memorial Stadium, UWE plans and Hani's extreme dislike of football I had one of those inspiring moments and a chant came into my head which fitted with Rock The Casbah....

As soon as Steve Hamer told the tinpot tale

The Gasheads turned on Waeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

Haniiiiiiii don't like it,

**** the Gasbah

**** the Gasbah

Haniiiiiiiii don't like it 

(He really really hates it)

**** the Gasbah

**** the Gasbah

All the best tunes were written on the khazi mate. Lennon used to swear he did his best work sat on the one round his Auntie Mimi`s.

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1 hour ago, wendyredredrobin said:

I think the Sags have worked out why the owners bought them:

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Why did the Al Qadis REALLY buy Rovers?
Is there oil under the Mem?
Can they afford to drill for it?

Followed up by - they thought they were buying a gasfield, not the Gas and a field.

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On 11/28/2017 at 20:09, Tomarse said:

fixed

On 11/28/2017 at 20:06, Sniper said:

Knowing how ******* thick the SAG parents are, 500 little sag shites will turn up with the old pound coin :laugh:

given the total intelligence factor of the entire outfit(not appropriate to call them club)  id wager that 97% of their admin would accept them.

 

 

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5 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Bodin can't be worth much as i believe he will soon be out of contract and go for nothing.  In reality, they would be forced to accept any reasonable bids.  Don't think he's anywhere good enough for us though TBH.

You really think we don’t know exactly how much to offer to get him..? We get all the insider info on their players details, remember..! 

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9 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

You really think we don’t know exactly how much to offer to get him..? We get all the insider info on their players details, remember..! 

Based on the value we calculated earlier I say offer £690 again but in Bodin's case we'll throw in a new gazebo...

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5 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Hasn't wael already said that he will accept no less than 5 camels for him?

Sorry, only available in packs of 20 now

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Not much on that web site.. Says at the end of that design section that submitting planning permission is imminent. But there are no drawings or renderings being shown so its just all text.. I smell gas.

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I am only here for the fans! That says it all for me. He is what we used to say, putting on a lot of front & fair play to him on that front. 
It’s very obvious that he is making the most of it & that he is not getting the backing and back up from above. That is how I heard it anyway. 
He said he had 3 choices fir every position he wanted during the summer so his comments on Aldi etc aren’t something new. 
I think we have a winged manager who is just unable to get the players he really wants and there is only the owners to blame for that. 
Maybe the owners would like us to go back to paying the players wage again ? There was me thinking we already did this by going to games. 
That interview has made me feel pity for DC. He’s been stitched right up as I view it

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Dopey has 3 lists: Waitrose, Aldi and Poundland.

He gives all 3 to the board and they choose off those.

Expect to see poundland employees on the pitch from Jan in new cost cutting measure. You heard it here first.

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4 minutes ago, Septic Peg said:

Dopey has 3 lists: Waitrose, Aldi and Poundland.

He gives all 3 to the board and they choose off those.

Expect to see poundland employees on the pitch from Jan in new cost cutting measure. You heard it here first.

Sorry breaking news Poundland does not fall within their budget, they have opted for another skip search in the hope that they can find another Swampy Sinclair.

 

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Feel sorry for DC, he’s obviously had enough based on that interview.  It would appear that the club is totally ****** though, which is hilarious after the comments made when the Al Qadi’s took over.   Higgs must be pissing himself.

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46 minutes ago, Septic Peg said:

Dopey has 3 lists: Waitrose, Aldi and Poundland.

He gives all 3 to the board and they choose off those.

Expect to see poundland employees on the pitch from Jan in new cost cutting measure. You heard it here first.

More like bargain bucket at the St. Peter’s hospice shop. 

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gashead txt's 20p saying they need a striker, two wingers and a defender in January all with Championship experience. Have they suddenly found £5m down the back of the sofa ?

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2 hours ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

This is classic Dopey speak in tonight's post.

However Rovers did release five players at the end of the previous campaign and then strengthened with eight new first team signings.

Let's hope that January brings even more 'strengthening' from Mr Clarke.

 

Well, if you use that definition of strengthened then their forward line will undoubtedly be when Bodin ***** off to Oxford or somewhere for about ten quid in January.

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2 hours ago, Septic Peg said:

Dopey has 3 lists: Waitrose, Aldi and Poundland.

He gives all 3 to the board and they choose off those.

Expect to see poundland employees on the pitch from Jan in new cost cutting measure. You heard it here first.

No Sainsburys list then? Funny that.

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4 minutes ago, myol'man said:

gashead txt's 20p saying they need a striker, two wingers and a defender in January all with Championship experience. Have they suddenly found £5m down the back of the sofa ?

They will end up with a couple of loans. Bodin will leave. Clarke will still be bumming the supporters. Then they will get relegated. Tick tock 

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2 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

They will end up with a couple of loans. Bodin will leave. Clarke will still be bumming the supporters DOGS then they will get relegated. Tick tock 

Corrected 

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Despite admitting he will be trying to offload some players in January, Clarke could not fault his squad for their attitude following another defeat last time out.

"The lads are fantastic," he beamed.

"They're a great group to work for. I can't fault them for it, even the Blackburn management team came into the office and said "We've watched the match back on video and your lads gave absolutely everything but don't you think it's about time you headed back home? I mean we've hung around and watched the entire 'kin game, not just the highlights, yet you're still here. We're waiting to lock up the ground ffs."

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3 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Despite admitting he will be trying to offload some players in January, Clarke could not fault his squad for their attitude following another defeat last time out.

"The lads are fantastic," he beamed.

"They're a great group to work for. I can't fault them for it, even the Blackburn management team came into the office and said "We've watched the match back on video and your lads gave absolutely everything but don't you think it's about time you headed back home? I mean we've hung around and watched the entire 'kin game, not just the highlights, yet you're still here. We're waiting to lock up the ground ffs."

Once a squatter...

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