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Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

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1 hour ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

And it gets better another piece of gashead click bait that tells their adoring fans sweet **** all and answers even less, the bloke is full of shit.

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-president-wael-al-867366

This crowd would give snake-oil salesmen a bad name.

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7 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

7531 AND decreasing ............how much is THAT they've lost on the day ?

7,531 at home on a cold winters day. 

What are we expecting on that very same day, with our game being shown live on tv..? 

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23 minutes ago, havanatopia said:

Hehehehehehheeeeee..... You know what... As soon as I hit send i realised i was well wrong.. I had quoted a friend of mine and just took his word as gospel.. What a bell end.. I will flick his ear for my embarassment. Thanks for putting me bang to rights. :)

P.s. Tranny are Conference!

Yes Tranny are National League but you said “....in English football..” - Birkenhead is definitely in England!!

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3 minutes ago, Cider_boy said:

1-1 apparently the city fan's scored again

They have much fonder names for him than that, remember..! 

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6 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

7,531 at home on a cold winters day. 

What are we expecting on that very same day, with our game being shown live on tv..? 

Only about 12-13k more

They are still coming for us mind

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10 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Yes Tranny are National League but you said “....in English football..” - Birkenhead is definitely in England!!

I did. Duhhhh. I meant league. Oh its all wrong from all angles!!!

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50 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

7531 AND decreasing ............how much is THAT they've lost on the day ?

7.5k at home in L1...my word.

Now I totally understand why their owners, the Bristol Post and every other ****** blows smoke up their ass about how supposedly amazing their support is.

 

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2 hours ago, Cider_boy said:

2-1 to the gas, and finish against 10 men again.

Never liked Rotherham

(or the Gas)

 

How many more games are they going to end up playing against 10 men?! Must be the luckiest, spawniest team alive...

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Had a little chuckle myself walking to the game tonight. Had R. Bristol on and the Gas' game was coming to an end when the commentator says "Well, the roof really came off the stadium when that 2nd goal went in"

Roof?

And then a text from some clown "Keep playing like that, and we'll soon be seeing Championship football at the Mem" 

Ooh scary, they ARE coming for us still.

Shame we won't be there any more when they finally turn up.

 

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2 hours ago, AppyDAZE said:

Had a little chuckle myself walking to the game tonight. Had R. Bristol on and the Gas' game was coming to an end when the commentator says "Well, the roof really came off the stadium when that 2nd goal went in"

Roof?

And then a text from some clown "Keep playing like that, and we'll soon be seeing Championship football at the Mem" 

Ooh scary, they ARE coming for us still.

Shame we won't be there any more when they finally turn up.

 

Yeah because 19th in the form table means they'll be going up :rofl2br:

https://www.footballwebpages.co.uk/league-one/form-guide

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6 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

I wonder where the other 1,200 mongerals disappeared from their last home game?

Christmas market anyone?

They probably just decided to watch on sky.

Oh wait....

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4 hours ago, Red Right Hand said:

Will they be all seater?

No.

They have decided to adopt the 'hole in the ground' style of bathroom.

This decision was made for two reasons. 1. Because it was far less expensive. 2. As an acknowledgment of all the years they've spent squatting.

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1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said:

No.

They have decided to adopt the 'hole in the ground' style of bathroom.

This decision was made for two reasons. 1. Because it was far less expensive. 2. As an acknowledgment of all the years they've spent squatting.

It's not yet widely known but the FA has decreed that one auto promotion place from League 1 will go to the club with the best bogs. Coming for us? No, dumping for us.

 

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16 hours ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

And it gets better another piece of gashead click bait that tells their adoring fans sweet **** all and answers even less, the bloke is full of shit.

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-president-wael-al-867366

On my phone, right where it says that the project will not be scaled down, there is an advert for garden sheds. :P

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59 minutes ago, RidgeRed said:

It's not yet widely known but the FA has decreed that one auto promotion place from League 1 will go to the club with the best bogs. Coming for us? No, dumping for us.

 

Flushed with success.

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18 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

7,531 at home on a cold winters day. 

What are we expecting on that very same day, with our game being shown live on tv..? 

That's 7,531 including 226 Rotherham supporters, making just 7,305 home supporters. It's plain to see how badly they need a 20+k seater stadium. Or flushing toilets.

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30 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

That's 7,531 including 226 Rotherham supporters, making just 7,305 home supporters. It's plain to see how badly they need a 20+k seater stadium. Or flushing toilets.

7,305 home supporters versus our 17,500 ish home supporters on the same day.

OTIB

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34 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

That's 7,531 including 226 Rotherham supporters, making just 7,305 home supporters. It's plain to see how badly they need a 20+k seater stadium. Or flushing toilets.

Was there any cycling events on yesterday 

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9 minutes ago, Kid in the Riot said:

7,305 home supporters versus our 17,500 ish home supporters on the same day.

OTIB

and City's game was being televised live!

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9 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Look what Wally picked up as a job lot at a car boot this morning ...

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... and I believe that have been certified as championship-ready

When will the club shop start selling toilet paper with a blue & white quarter design on each sheet? The toilet seat in the picture is mainly two shades of blue. Is that to remind the gasheads of  WYCOMBE's shirt design?

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I see that the pikey's pitch that apparently cost thousands to re lay plus the extra drainage was a big hit with the Rotherham boss, it looks as though they have once more turned back the clock and realised that their best chance of winning games is to turn the pitch into a ploughed field just like when the real owners the rugby club used to play there.

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rotherham-united-boss-paul-warne-869146

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17 hours ago, AppyDAZE said:

Had a little chuckle myself walking to the game tonight. Had R. Bristol on and the Gas' game was coming to an end when the commentator says "Well, the roof really came off the stadium when that 2nd goal went in"

.

 A sharp gust of wind over the favela at the same time they scored? What are the chances?

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2 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

I think the other 10,000 of them were dressed as Santa auditioning for the role in the grotto ...

The 13th annual Santa’s on a Bike ride

Saturday 2nd December 2017

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https://www.santasonabike.org.uk/

 

I love that Santa is red.

"Daddy I want an inflatable red Santa decoration with Rudolph and his red nose! Please Daddy?"

"Get out of my house you gurt Ted!"

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Gas fans unimpressed by recent interview with Wael where he outlines the planned ground improvements at the Mem:

We are having a new shop and toilets.Defo ready for the Championship now.

He also says he can't give a timescale for the job as it is "such a lot of work"

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8 hours ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

I see that the pikey's pitch that apparently cost thousands to re lay plus the extra drainage was a big hit with the Rotherham boss, it looks as though they have once more turned back the clock and realised that their best chance of winning games is to turn the pitch into a ploughed field just like when the real owners the rugby club used to play there.

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rotherham-united-boss-paul-warne-869146

Surely the funniest part of that link is the bit where Comical Ali (Jack Vittles) says "neither side trusted the pitch so couldn't commit to passing football".

Do your own jokes on that one, after all it was a L1 game with one team who had lost nine out of their last ten against a team with no win in their last six.

Not because they are both ******* shit, then?

 

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I've never heard such utter bull5hit from Wally. He obviously thinks his club's fans are the thickest planks going . . . .

He's right! Keep sucking it up morons, he's pi55ing in your pockets.

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10 hours ago, GrahamC said:

Surely the funniest part of that link is the bit where Comical Ali (Jack Vittles) says "neither side trusted the pitch so couldn't commit to passing football".

Do your own jokes on that one, after all it was a L1 game with one team who had lost nine out of their last ten against a team with no win in their last six.

Not because they are both ******* shit, then?

 

Worst bit is that they'll lap it up like the faithful little lemmings they are.

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11 hours ago, Swede said:

I've never heard such utter bull5hit from Wally. He obviously thinks his club's fans are the thickest planks going . . . .

He's right! Keep sucking it up morons, he's pi55ing in your pockets.

Just check out their deluded forum. He's correct in his assumption. They'll buy any bull at the moment. They are that desperate!

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On 12/2/2017 at 16:21, slartibartfast said:

7531 AND decreasing ............how much is THAT they've lost on the day ?

2,000 under their previously quoted break even figure (although that's gone up to more than their capacity IIRC) at say £15, that's nearly a whole Tilson they lost on Saturday! 

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Just received this via Henbury Gas. We now know for sure exactly what list Darrell will be choosing his players from in January. He tried to hide his face but nobody could get a word in edgeways when he kept butting in on conversations inside the store by saying "Naaaah, LISTEN.....". He accosted a shelf stacker putting out the Brut and Old Spice Christmas Gift packs and started demanding several players without offering any cash in return. Security guards got very suspicious as he then started trying to tempt a blind persons guide dog with some doggy treats whilst touching his groin area with his other hand inside of his Errea shell suit bottoms. As he was thrown out into the street he disturbed one of his players Stuart Sinclair who has set up home in the doorway. Sinclair immediately acknowledged the disguised man as boss Darrell Clarke. As Clarke was led away by police he could be heard shouting "It's them lot down the road....PRINT THAT BASTARD!"

Clarke is set to appear in Bristol Magistrates Court on 25th December......

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Clarke disguised as a GHS window butter....

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Sinclair, whose home was disturbed by the ranting Dogophile.

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5 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Just received this via Henbury Gas. We now know for sure exactly what list Darrell will be choosing his players from in January. He tried to hide his face but nobody could get a word in edgeways when he kept butting in on conversations inside the store by saying "Naaaah, LISTEN.....". He accosted a shelf stacker putting out the Brut and Old Spice Christmas Gift packs and started demanding several players without offering any cash in return. Security guards got very suspicious as he then started trying to tempt a blind persons guide dog with some doggy treats whilst touching his groin area with his other hand inside of his Errea shell suit bottoms. As he was thrown out into the street he disturbed one of his players Stuart Sinclair who has set up home in the doorway. Sinclair immediately acknowledged the disguised man as boss Darrell Clarke. As Clarke was led away by police he could be heard shouting "It's them lot down the road....PRINT THAT BASTARD!"

Clarke is set to appear in Bristol Magistrates Court on 25th December......

 

 

Very good!

I wonder if he might have been happy and left if the assistant offered him a No.6  ?

 

 

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