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Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

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I’m surprised that Rovers haven’t developed their youth set up and promoted more under 20’s into the first team. 

They’d only have to pay them £5.60 per hour..! 

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52 minutes ago, Tomarse said:

State of some of the whoppers they have.

 

 

 

 

Still banging on about our financial difficulties 35 years ago. 

Brave....

If I was a Gashead I’d be more concerned about the financial situation at Rovers right now. Detestable dumb bastards.

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Next up ;

Saaaffend United.

They've got a few well known old boys in their squad including ex QPR Anton Ferdinand, ex Hull City Michael Turner, big old beast Marc-Antoine Fortune',

ex Reading striker Simon Cox and well known ex Swindon sex offender Vile Ranger, who missed a game earlier this season due to a tagging curfew! and has recently been dropped for "a disciplinary procedure" Hope the blue few give him some sh!t 

Their wage bill must be massive

2-1 to the Shrimpers?

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7 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Still banging on about our financial difficulties 35 years ago. 

Brave....

If I was a Gashead I’d be more concerned about the financial situation at Rovers right now. Detestable dumb bastards.

It's all they've got. Nothing about either club, since 1982 has any comparison, other than we share the name of Bristol.

Non league, tent dwelling, supporters club funds stealing, season ticket scamming, horse punching, racist incidents a plenty...

Prowed to wear da quarterzzzz......

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1 minute ago, glynriley said:

It's all they've got. Nothing about either club, since 1982 has any comparison, other than we share the name of Bristol.

Non league, tent dwelling, supporters club funds stealing, season ticket scamming, horse punching, racist incidents a plenty...

Prowed to wear da quarterzzzz......

Best Boob Cricket team in Bristol though. Unbeaten in fact. Except by the magistrates.

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1 hour ago, Monkeh said:

both factually incorrect,

Even if you only go back as far as 82 we've won more then the gas have since 1883,

and both clubs have 39 banning orders so how that is 7th i don't know,

they are so full of horse shit 

Yeah saw that myself, we are above them on alphabetical order and that’s it. I’m sure there’s a list somewhere about animal cruelty and they and the manger will be top!

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6 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Best Boob Cricket team in Bristol though. Unbeaten in fact. Except by the magistrates.

Forgot about that dick!! Palace fan as well aint he?

Hope he's enjoying the outstanding season his 2 teams are having.

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1 hour ago, DANWRENBCFC4LIFE said:

Yeah saw that myself, we are above them on alphabetical order and that’s it. I’m sure there’s a list somewhere about animal cruelty and they and the manger will be top!

Does Darrell’s favourite pass time really class as cruelty..?!

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1 minute ago, redsquirrel said:

can someone do a compilation please of a history of events for them for 2017. every time ive heard them mentioned it has been comical. would make a good read for xmas

I don’t think the World Wide Web has enough capacity to cope with such large files. 

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6 hours ago, Port Said Red said:

At the risk of sounding like I am defending the gas here, a lot of these businesses have fallen foul of the changes in calculating basic pay. Either because their payroll systems can't calculate it correctly, or because it has been configured incorrectly. One of the Companies on this list uses the payroll software I train on and they decided they could set it up instead of paying for us to help them, I know which would have been cheaper. 

Maybe, but at least those other companies, even Sports Direct, have the good grace to put their hands up and apologise. All we've had from the gas is a 'no comment'. 

I want to know whether this is their stadium staff being underpaid, or their central defenders? 

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4 minutes ago, italian dave said:

Maybe, but at least those other companies, even Sports Direct, have the good grace to put their hands up and apologise. All we've had from the gas is a 'no comment'. 

I want to know whether this is their stadium staff being underpaid, or their central defenders? 

Sports Direct and especially their owner are very good at apologising aren't they? A cynical man might say they should look to putting things right in the first place.

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2 minutes ago, redsquirrel said:

can someone do a compilation please of a history of events for them for 2017. every time ive heard them mentioned it has been comical. would make a good read for xmas

Maybe to the tune of 12 days of Christmas?  Here’s a start, fill in the blanks please!

12 thousand locked out

11 hopeless players

10 dogs for Darryl

9 ???

8 ???

7 ???

6 brand new sprinklers

5 horses punched

4 ???

3 ???

2 ???

And a Chairman with no money!

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22 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said:

Maybe to the tune of 12 days of Christmas?  Here’s a start, fill in the blanks please!

12 thousand locked out

11 hopeless players

10 dogs for Darryl

9 Goals for Tottenham

8 thousand Home crowds

7 ???

6 brand new sprinklers

5 horses punched

4 ???

3 s**t grounds

2 racist shouts

And a Chairman with no money!

 

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34 minutes ago, redsquirrel said:

can someone do a compilation please of a history of events for them for 2017. every time ive heard them mentioned it has been comical. would make a good read for xmas

Here's a few to start you off.....

 

April - Police investigate gAsshole headbutting a minibus  http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/police-investigation-launched-after-fan-28959

July - Supporters club treasurer given 2 year suspended sentence for theft of £176,000. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/treasurer-stole-176000-bristol-rovers-192623

August - Club forced to issue statement after racism at 2 consecutive matches https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2017/august/statementracialabuse/

...not forgetting this little beauty  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-40811022

October - Following trouble between rival Oxford and Roverzzz fans, a woman is witnessed punching a horse outside of the Wellington pub. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-seen-punching-police-horse-628590

 

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22 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said:

Maybe to the tune of 12 days of Christmas?  Here’s a start, fill in the blanks please!

12 thousand locked out

11 hopeless players

10 dogs for Darryl

9 ???

8 ???

7 ???

6 brand new sprinklers

5 horses punched

4 ???

3 ???

2 ???

And a Chairman with no money!

SEVENteen years? :ph34r:

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8 minutes ago, glynriley said:

Here's a few to start you off.....

 

April - Police investigate gAsshole headbutting a minibus  http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/police-investigation-launched-after-fan-28959

July - Supporters club treasurer given 2 year suspended sentence for theft of £176,000. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/treasurer-stole-176000-bristol-rovers-192623

August - Club forced to issue statement after racism at 2 consecutive matches https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2017/august/statementracialabuse/

October - Following trouble between rival Oxford and Roverzzz fans, a woman is witnessed punching a horse outside of the Wellington pub. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-seen-punching-police-horse-628590

 

August- Bristol Rovers face the stark realisation that their billionaire owner isn’t actually as rich as Steve Lansdown. In fact, he’s probably not even as rich as some of the people stood on the Blackthorn End terrace with him..! 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-40811022

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1 minute ago, Carey 6 said:

SEVENteen years? :ph34r:

I think "7 teen years behind us" fit's slightly better, but good one. :) 

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12 thousand locked out

11 hopeless players

10 dogs for Darryl

9 goals for Tottenham

8 thousand Home crowds

7 teen years behind us

6 fingered fanbase

5 HORSES PUNCHED

4 quartered cr*p

3 striped tents

2 racist chants

And a Chairman with no money!

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3 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said:

Getting there!

 

12 thousand locked out

11 hopeless players

10 dogs for Darryl

9 ???

8 ???

7 teen years behind us

6 fingered fanbase

5 horses punched

4 quartered cr*p

3 striped tents

2 ???

And a Chairman with no money!

2 boobs a-fondled

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4 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said:

12 thousand locked out

11 hopeless players

10 dogs for Darryl

9 goals for Tottenham

8 thousand Home crowds

7 teen years behind us

6 fingered fanbase

5 HORSES PUNCHED

4 quartered cr*p

3 striped tents

2 racist chants

And a Chairman with no money!

:clap::clap:

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22 minutes ago, DANWRENBCFC4LIFE said:

Yeah because dogs have a season and imagine having to be constantly arroused all year round?

It’s not easy, I can tell you..!

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2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Still banging on about our financial difficulties 35 years ago. 

Brave....

If I was a Gashead I’d be more concerned about the financial situation at Rovers right now. Detestable dumb bastards.

Illiterate ******* as well, it is "they're" which is an abbreviation of they are, not "there".

Stupid, horse punching, racist, ridiculously gullible former non league *****, aren't they?

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9 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Talking of Christmas, will they be repeating this initiative again to keep their star player fed and watered and off the streets?

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Anything that you can give to make his earnings up to just below the minimum wage would be really appreciated..

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59 minutes ago, glynriley said:

Here's a few to start you off.....

 

April - Police investigate gAsshole headbutting a minibus  http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/police-investigation-launched-after-fan-28959

July - Supporters club treasurer given 2 year suspended sentence for theft of £176,000. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/treasurer-stole-176000-bristol-rovers-192623

August - Club forced to issue statement after racism at 2 consecutive matches https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2017/august/statementracialabuse/

...not forgetting this little beauty  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-40811022

October - Following trouble between rival Oxford and Roverzzz fans, a woman is witnessed punching a horse outside of the Wellington pub. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-seen-punching-police-horse-628590

 

Not forgetting January of course....

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25 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Talking of Christmas, will they be repeating this initiative again to keep their star player fed and watered and off the streets?

homeless.thumb.jpg.6acb09e521652361aaacd4059fcfcdc3.jpg

I know this cracking owl sanctuary 

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44 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Talking of Christmas, will they be repeating this initiative again to keep their star player fed and watered and off the streets?

homeless.thumb.jpg.6acb09e521652361aaacd4059fcfcdc3.jpg

That is brilliant! They've got one 'player' that looks like a down and out meth head and could have used anyone else for that pic but, no, not r*vers! ;)

Another beauty...

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1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Talking of Christmas, will they be repeating this initiative again to keep their star player fed and watered and off the streets?

homeless.thumb.jpg.6acb09e521652361aaacd4059fcfcdc3.jpg

Perhaps they ought to realise that charity begins at home especially when Wally makes them homeless next year

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2 minutes ago, pride of the west said:

Perhaps they ought to realise that charity begins at home especially when Wally makes them homeless next year

You missed 'all being well' off the end potw.

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2 hours ago, glynriley said:

Here's a few to start you off.....

 

April - Police investigate gAsshole headbutting a minibus  http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/police-investigation-launched-after-fan-28959

July - Supporters club treasurer given 2 year suspended sentence for theft of £176,000. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/treasurer-stole-176000-bristol-rovers-192623

August - Club forced to issue statement after racism at 2 consecutive matches https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2017/august/statementracialabuse/

...not forgetting this little beauty  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-40811022

October - Following trouble between rival Oxford and Roverzzz fans, a woman is witnessed punching a horse outside of the Wellington pub. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-seen-punching-police-horse-628590

 

January: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years. 

February: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years.

March: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years.

April: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years.

May: The season ends with Rov*rs in mid-table obscurity. The gap will last for another year.

June-August: To close the off-field gap and the give the loyal and few the facilities they deserve, the curtains and carpets are cleaned and a canopy is built.

September: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 17 years etc etc etc

December: 2 dirty Teds provide much needed good cheer across North Bristol and appear as Rov*rs' festive pin-up boys. 

 

Tick Tock

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2 minutes ago, BrightCiderLife said:

January: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years. 

February: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years.

March: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years.

April: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 16 years.

May: The season ends with Rov*rs in mid-table obscurity. The gap will last for another year.

June-August: To close the off-field gap and the give the loyal and few the facilities they deserve, the curtains and carpets are cleaned and a canopy is built.

September: Rov*rs are just one win away from starting their play-off charge that will see them leapfrog the Teds for the first time in 17 years etc etc etc

December: 2 dirty Teds provide much needed good cheer across North Bristol and appear as Rov*rs' festive pin-up boys. 

 

Tick Tock

October 29th 2000. We're coming for you teds

November 2000. We're coming for you teds

December 2000. We're coming for you teds

January 2001... You get the picture.

 

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3 hours ago, Sticks said:

4 quarters shit kit ?

 

FOURT goals scored by City at Eastville Christmas seventy FOUR.

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8 hours ago, myol'man said:

...and well known ex Swindon sex offender Vile Ranger....

I have no admiration for Nile Ranger whatsoever, but he was found not guilty after a trial when charged with rape...

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Another disappointing night for the blue few huddled round the Redifussion show room on the Gloucester Road hoping to see those gert teds get turned over tonight, only to shuffle back to their cold bedsits without a 50 p between for the electricity meter. 

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13 minutes ago, Sergio Georgini said:

 

 

:rofl2br::rofl2br::rofl2br::rofl2br:

Probably the same kind of bloke who tells everybody that any girl that turns him down must be a lesbian.

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