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42nite

Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

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4 minutes ago, East End Old Boy said:

Unfortunately, as advertising is now personalised, they may not see it, not to ruin a good post though! 🤐

They won't see that. Turns out that a computer shop owner in Henbury actually manages the entire Pro Boards storage and server network globally and it was only the other day that the CEO popped in to see him and it was then that he said, 'No red shirt advertising please' which the CEO immediately agreed to do.

I heard he had other requests as well, but he never got time to discuss them as Mark Zukerberg was waiting in line and wanted his opinion one some redesigns Facebook are thinking of making, and with him having the best webpage in the world EVER where else could he go!

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25 minutes ago, East End Old Boy said:

Unfortunately, as advertising is now personalised, they may not see it, not to ruin a good post though! 🤐

Actually its the boards advertising fella.

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3 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

Wally shafting them up the arse bareback again?

They have previous.. Poor old Dopey can't have enjoyed being that close to the fans by the looks of things..

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2 hours ago, East End Old Boy said:

I couldn’t see it, maybe because I declined cookies?

I love clicking "Sorry, I'll do it next time"; because I'm not sorry and I don't do it next time :)

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1 hour ago, Loon plage said:

They have previous.. Poor old Dopey can't have enjoyed being that close to the fans by the looks of things..

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Typical over-reaction on hearing they need planning permission for the tents.

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It’s not long until ‘the gap’ is bigger than the time between Rovers last being above us and our near-insolvency in 1982.

And to think of all that we’ve achieved since then and all that the sags have failed with.

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3 hours ago, East End Old Boy said:

Unfortunately, as advertising is now personalised, they may not see it, not to ruin a good post though! 🤐

It’s not personalised on that site as I got the same rather than the usual Viagra and Thai bride ads.

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45 minutes ago, Flounder said:

Darrel Clarke attending last weeks Planning Committee meeting at Bristol City Council.

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I thought the chap in the brown jacket had just inserted a suppository the size of a pineapple up his arse

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3 hours ago, Loon plage said:

They have previous.. Poor old Dopey can't have enjoyed being that close to the fans by the looks of things..

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Looks like a perv that's been kidnapped from Police custody...

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1 hour ago, Flounder said:

Darrel Clarke attending last weeks Planning Committee meeting at Bristol City Council.

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Is that bloke in the glasses fisting DC..?

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2 hours ago, Flounder said:

Darrel Clarke attending last weeks Planning Committee meeting at Bristol City Council.

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Shaun Of The Dead. The Sequel.

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2 hours ago, Flounder said:

Darrel Clarke attending last weeks Planning Committee meeting at Bristol City Council.

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What a ridiculous looking idiot. One for ‘up the arse corner’ in the Viz.

Presumably these scenes took place shortly after a City defeat.

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3 hours ago, Flounder said:

Darrel Clarke attending last weeks Planning Committee meeting at Bristol City Council.

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The bloke with the blue shirt must be the fake shiek, that watch looks worth at least £5,000.

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On 03/10/2018 at 15:03, Mr Popodopolous said:

Ah you're not wrong there @Swede .

Truthfully, laughing at Rovers? Like fish in a barrel in most instances, we're so far ahead there's little point- but this is a very good exception! :laughcont:

Technically it must be bloody hard shooting fish in a barrel , firstly the image distortion caused by refraction  and secondly after the first shot you'd have a hole in the barrel where the water would leak out . 

 

 

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11 hours ago, Flounder said:

Darrel Clarke attending last weeks Planning Committee meeting at Bristol City Council.

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I bet his wife loves it when he’s ready to pop . Ugly git 

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57 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Technically it must be bloody hard shooting fish in a barrel , firstly the image distortion caused by refraction  and secondly after the first shot you'd have a hole in the barrel where the water would leak out . 

 

 

 

You use a shotgun.

Sorted!

 

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5 minutes ago, luke_bristol said:

That picture of Clarke reminds me of this.

Darrell Clarke, the Thicker Man.

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That's the Swedish crew making their way to breakfast this morning.

 

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12 hours ago, City exile 79 said:

I thought the chap in the brown jacket had just inserted a suppository the size of a pineapple up his arse

Definitely intent there mate. The look of love as ABC said.

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11 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

What a ridiculous looking idiot. One for ‘up the arse corner’ in the Viz.

Presumably these scenes took place shortly after a City defeat.

Darrel's celebrity "Shit in a bucket"....

Or is it "Bargain @unt"...??

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13 hours ago, nebristolred said:

It’s not long until ‘the gap’ is bigger than the time between Rovers last being above us and our near-insolvency in 1982.

And to think of all that we’ve achieved since then and all that the sags have failed with.

I'm guessing you failed 'O' Level maths :)

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2 hours ago, cityloyal473 said:

Over on SlagChat: "I couldn't put it better. This is why we are a special club with amazing fans" 👍👍👍 http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/13036/new-stands?page=17

They truly believe this bile.

I like the way that any poster voicing dissent on there is immediately shouted down by world class **** Henbury Gas and his coterie of ****wits, who would sooner delude themselves with made up bollocks about how 'unique' and 'special' they are, when in fact they are a complete laughing stock outside of their own echo chamber.

They are absolute dogshit, their ground is more of a humiliation than a home, their club is far less well run than a car boot sale and they are going down.

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2 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

Technically it must be bloody hard shooting fish in a barrel , firstly the image distortion caused by refraction  and secondly after the first shot you'd have a hole in the barrel where the water would leak out . 

 

 

Sorry major, you’ve highlighted a good point but missed the significance of hit. You fire one shot into the barrel to make a hole and let the water leak out. When it’s gone, you shoot the fish that are lying at the bottom of the empty barrel. 

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9 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

Sorry major, you’ve highlighted a good point but missed the significance of hit. You fire one shot into the barrel to make a hole and let the water leak out. When it’s gone, you shoot the fish that are lying at the bottom of the empty barrel. 

Would there be anything left of a fish after having shot it ?

You'd have to consider a Dillinger.

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2 hours ago, cityloyal473 said:

Over on SlagChat: "I couldn't put it better. This is why we are a special club with amazing fans" 

They truly believe this bile.

Yes, absolutely. Because it is subjective, and you can say and think and convince yourself of anything that is unmeasurable and purely down to your own preferences. "We are loyal and true, they are fickle and get on their players' backs." 

Unlike objective stuff, like league tables and past playing record which no amount of gaslogic can twist to portray them as more "special" than us. 

They have nowhere to go with cold, hard and transparent facts like what division we are in respectively, how long ago it was that we played in the same division, that they were above us, who won the last time we played each other, who has played in the top division in England and who was relegated from the bottom one etc etc (mind you, they have a good go with away support coming up with all sorts of bollocks on that one, ie, shouting loud and long about their trip to QPR but not a word about Rochdale or Bradford in the past week!)

So, instead, they concentrate on the grey area of what our respective support are like in backing the team, who sings more and has a "better" atmosphere and who is more "special" where you can say and think and convince yourself of whatever you want to believe.

Anytime they win a couple and we lose a couple the "we're coming for you" is wheeled out, another fantasy that keeps them going for another week/month/season. Same nonsense. Same escape from reality into the softer realm of wishful thinking. 

If the roles were reversed and we were as shite/sad/odd/desperate/L1 as them, we'd have to do the same.

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57 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

Sorry major, you’ve highlighted a good point but missed the significance of hit. You fire one shot into the barrel to make a hole and let the water leak out. When it’s gone, you shoot the fish that are lying at the bottom of the empty barrel. 

I thought you got in the barrel and shot at fish outside of it?

 

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18 hours ago, Loon plage said:

 They have previous.. Poor old Do pey can't have enjoyed being that close to the fans by the looks of things..

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Anyone else reminded of the Indiana Jones  N a z i face melt scene by the above picture?

What Happens Next??? 

Does a complete melt down await Darrell and the Gas?  

 

#darrellclarkeandthememofdoom 

  

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9 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said:

 

Anyone else reminded of the Indiana Jones  N a z i face melt scene by the above picture?

What Happens Next??? 

Does a complete melt down await Darrell and the Gas?  

  

 

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15 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

They are holding him down whilst someone is having their wicked way with him. "Grape" he cried.  Surely you mean "Rape" Dopey? "No" he said, "there were a bunch of them".

“there were a bunch of them”

Is that their official home attendance numbers?

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2 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

I'm guessing you failed 'O' Level maths :)

It’s 18 years either side. What are you (or we) missing here...?!

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