Merrick's Marvels Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 4 hours ago, Super said: How much is the Mem?! Free! Or was the time I got to play on it. Pitch was effing awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 27 minutes ago, Merrick's Marvels said: Free! Or was the time I got to play on it. Pitch was effing awful. And you get to watch Babestation in the bar afterwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 @reddogkev Perhaps we could get @Miah Dennehy or one of our blue visitors to see if gaschat want to organise a squad? OTIB v Gaschat. Imagine the scenes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Septic Peg said: @reddogkev Perhaps we could get @Miah Dennehy or one of our blue visitors to see if gaschat want to organise a squad? OTIB v Gaschat. Imagine the scenes. I use the other Rovers forum rather than Gaschat, where I think the average age may make raising a squad capable of anything more than a gentle afternoon stroll somewhat difficult. Even more of a problem would be getting Rovers fans to donate several thousand pounds to the Ashton Gate coffers for the 'privilege' of playing on their pitch ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 I won’t play, I have no knees these days....but i’ll come along, and slag you all off with my post-match player ratings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Lerring Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 205 quid each??? Jesus, that's extortionate... do you get a complimentary Easter egg with that? A mate played on the forest pitch a couple of years ago, the price was under £100 a player I think. Seems far more reasonable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 46 minutes ago, Davefevs said: I won’t play, I have no knees these days....but i’ll come along, and slag you all off with my post-match player ratings I was thinking exactly the same thing Dave...mind has it, knees screwed though If I could stand in the middle and spray balls like Jan Molby I'd be up for it though haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 56 minutes ago, spudski said: I was thinking exactly the same thing Dave...mind has it, knees screwed though If I could stand in the middle and spray balls like Jan Molby I'd be up for it though haha I'm waiting for 2 knee replacements also but would come along to open the beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 4 hours ago, CyderInACan said: And you get to watch Babestation in the bar afterwards! Or @Dollymarie in the showers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberDan Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 I'd defo be interested! For as long as my knee lasts! Would depend on date for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, BigTone said: I'm waiting for 2 knee replacements also but would come along to open the beers. My specialist (Rugby man Jon Webb) asked if I would put mine off for 20 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 hour ago, spudski said: I was thinking exactly the same thing Dave...mind has it, knees screwed though If I could stand in the middle and spray balls like Jan Molby I'd be up for it though haha I could stand in the middle and spray as well but more of an incontinence thing really !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Davefevs said: My specialist (Rugby man Jon Webb) asked if I would put mine off for 20 years! I've been waiting 20 years !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, BigTone said: I could stand in the middle and spray as well but more of an incontinence thing really !!! We’ve find the wanted man....Mr Collander Cock from the Dolman Toilets! 1 minute ago, BigTone said: I've been waiting 20 years !!! He’s not very quick then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogkev Posted May 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 46 minutes ago, Davefevs said: We’ve find the wanted man....Mr Collander Cock from the Dolman Toilets! He’s not very quick then! Dave, thanks to that classic, you've made into my top three of all-time comedy geniuses on OTIB, along with the Major and of course the legendary Big Tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogkev Posted May 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 51 minutes ago, CyberDan said: I'd defo be interested! For as long as my knee lasts! Would depend on date for me. Well, based on the dates they've made available for this year, it's looking like May 2020. Plenty of time for us to practice, and make sure we save the £200 for the fee! Watch this space next year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Davefevs said: I won’t play, I have no knees these days....but i’ll come along, and slag you all off with my post-match player ratings My knees would prevent my engine-room past enjoying a resurgence too .... mind you, that’s probably a good thing ... I’d be unable to resist questioning every single refereeing decision from a pedantic angle and if I wasn’t sent off for my inquisitive nature that would add about 72 minutes onto the game .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 9 hours ago, glen humphries said: I think jbfc 11 should be manager, captain, penalty taker, free kick taker , linesman and referee. Who's jbfc 11? Never heard of the bloke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 I will play if I can play in goal. Not just cos I am unfit. I did used to play in goal Play weekday. 2 x 15 squad and one manager each. £3500 across 32 is £110 each. Happy to pay that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big dosser Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 count me in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen humphries Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 8 hours ago, JBFC II said: Who's jbfc 11? Never heard of the bloke... He’s the don on here , absolute a fountain of knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 hour ago, glen humphries said: He’s the don on here , absolute a fountain of knowledge. Weird, he doesn't even have an account.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen humphries Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, JBFC II said: Weird, he doesn't even have an account.. You sad enough to check, your better off not knowing him right little know it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, glen humphries said: You sad enough to check, your better off not knowing him right little knowitall Calm down glen, we're all one happy family now. And it doesn't take long to check for a member and jbfc 11 doesn't exist... Oh and it's *you're Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen humphries Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 minute ago, JBFC II said: Calm down glen, we're all one happy family now. And it doesn't take long to check for a member and jbfc 11 doesn't exist... Oh and it's *you're Perfectly calm mucker, thanks for the grammar lesson, fancy a pint a hull Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, glen humphries said: Perfectly calm mucker, thanks for the grammar lesson, fancy a pint a hull Sunday? Unfortunately I'm working, bit disappointed after how good milwall was. Maybe for the play off semi though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen humphries Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 minute ago, JBFC II said: Unfortunately I'm working, bit disappointed after how good milwall was. Maybe for the play off semi though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JulieH Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 We could put up an opposition team, could probably raise 11 football officers who would play if that would help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 minute ago, JulieH said: We could put up an opposition team, could probably raise 11 football officers who would play if that would help? All female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Super said: All female? Ahhh, now you're up for it. Can you play in the hole, Super? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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