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Julie ive actually done some work for the police.

Im not some loose lipped idiot i think this was why i was headhunted.

I was walking down coronation road years ago enjoying a joint before going on my daily shoplifting spree.

Things took a unexpected turn outside mad harrys.

Two offical looking guys in suits made a beeline for me, i sensed this wasnt the gis a fag brigade who i tend to attract.

I started fiddling in my pocket to chuck the weed.

Its ok mate, the first one said pulling out a card, do you want to earn some money for a hours work?

The 2nd 1 was sniffing indicating he smelt something on me.

Cut a long story short id been court marshalled into taking part in a id parade.

My new friends led me into a building over the road, where some other gentlemen were hanging around.This was the 1st convo i heard.

For the 3rd time he didnt have a beard you cant take part. Im just guessing here julie but i think some of these guys may have taken part in parades everyday?

Beardy had raised 30 pence and had had a dry shave in the street.We were good to go.

Obviously wont speak about the goings on, but on the way out i was handed 15 pounds in a brown packet.

Was this situation bona fide julie?

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