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'Gaylefarce'. When your opponents have been awarded a penalty due to their star forward conning the ref by channelling Tom Daley, in order to appear felled by a gust of wind.

As in, "City have been struck by a Gaylefarce there, Jeff."

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On 23/05/2019 at 09:44, Major Isewater said:

ide Yardage - when your keeper kicks it straight out of play thus gaining distance up the side of the pitch .

More affectionately known as the ‘ Fielding ‘. 

Hart had three Fieldings in the first half .

 

Half Dolman and full Dolman are both Fieldings.

Teams who play in diamonds and use triangle movements play with diangles.

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1 hour ago, downendcity said:

When city defend a lead by dropping deeper and deeper they are adopting the reverse or backward press. 

AKA "the cider press"

(Referencing the inevitable behavioural driver of City fans seeking to shed the pain and frustration through post match oblivion)

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Cross cum-shot 

 

“oh deary me, we usually say cross cum-shot when a player puts in a cross that could be a shot, but that is NOT what we’ve just seen.... the children are crying, you don’t expect that from van Winkle” 

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