RedM Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 After hearing song for even our newest additions it got me thinking, had Kalas our record signing even got a song? I’m not one for making up songs, so this is a bit tongue in cheek but what about this after he once again clears: ’Super Kalas goes ballistic (insert opposition team name) are atrocious’ Eg ‘Super Kalas goes ballastic Hull City are atrocious’ Add a few oooohs to the build up or some Ahhhs to finish and it could be a go-er? @Robbored, our forum song self proposed expert, what do you think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 33 minutes ago, RedM said: After hearing song for even our newest additions it got me thinking, had Kalas our record signing even got a song? I’m not one for making up songs, so this is a bit tongue in cheek but what about this after he once again clears: ’Super Kalas goes ballistic (insert opposition team name) are atrocious’ Eg ‘Super Kalas goes ballastic Hull City are atrocious’ Add a few oooohs to the build up or some Ahhhs to finish and it could be a go-er? @Robbored, our forum song self proposed expert, what do you think Let's maybe hold fire on this one until the 89th minute or later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 He does not have a song but he has been in a few films. We could just hum the avengers theme all game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaspberryRed Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 37 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 How about “Kalas train to Clarksville” by the Monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamalagerdrinker Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Tomas Kalas is magic, he wears a magic hat - Should be it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City fan 1982 Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Tomas Kalas , Tomas Kalas , you might win the ball , but you ain’t getting past ! to the tune of the mighty Quinn by manfred Mann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Same as the Mo Salah chant for Liverpool.... Tom Kalas! Tom Kalas!... Breaking players legs.. Kalas-las-las-las-laaaas... Drinking cider by the kegs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all Not bad - it’s Pinball Wizard though - we could sing the whole rock opera album by The Who that is entitled Tommy but it’s running time is well over an hour and that wouldn’t leave much time to serenade our other chaps ... ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 “Tommy K...” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, iamalagerdrinker said: Tomas Kalas is magic, he wears a magic hat - Should be it Not having a go at you, but I hate that, it’s so over-used. How about this for Kalas and Baker: Kalas would catch a grenade for ya (yeah yeah) Throw his head on a blade for ya (yeah yeah) He'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah yeah) You know He'd do anything for ya (yeah yeah) Oh whoa oh Kalas would go through all this pain Take a bullet straight through his brain Yes He would die for you Nathan And Bakes you’d do the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original OTIB Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Perhaps an "old school", not very PC, "back to basics", simple chant: "He's big, he's Czech, he's going to break your neck, Tommy K, Tommy K...", etc ... (some latitude on the name, granted). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Meh said: He does not have a song but he has been in a few films. We could just hum the avengers theme all game. I bet he wished he looked like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, kivsy said: Tomas Kalas , Tomas Kalas , you might win the ball , but you ain’t getting past ! to the tune of the mighty Quinn by manfred Mann That's pretty good actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Port Said Red said: How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all How do you think he does it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: How do you think he does it ? What makes him so good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince1994 Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, Super said: I bet he wished he looked like that! You're right. Chris Hemsworth can only dream of looking like Kalas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 17 minutes ago, Super said: I bet he wished he looked like that! Pisano still proudly uses his ‘ Gladiator picture ‘ in his social media profiles that a City fan composed for him ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Meh said: He does not have a song but he has been in a few films. We could just hum the avengers theme all game. Especially when we're leading Thor nil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuxHarry Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 52 minutes ago, The Original OTIB said: Perhaps an "old school", not very PC, "back to basics", simple chant: "He's big, he's Czech, he's going to break your neck, Tommy K, Tommy K...", etc ... (some latitude on the name, granted). He’s big, he’s Czech, he’ll break your ******* neck Tom Kalas, Tom Kalas.... I’ll get that going Saturday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 He’s big, he’s Czech, he’ll brake your f@££ing legs Tom Kalas, Tom Kalas... sorry, slow day in work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuxHarry Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 minute ago, 1960maaan said: He’s big, he’s Czech, he’ll brake your f@££ing legs Tom Kalas, Tom Kalas... sorry, slow day in work See above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider-manc Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 There was an attempt by section 82 to do a version of the Van Dijk song for him. It didn't really take off (I like most of their efforts but this one I'm not a fan of). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Just now, TuxHarry said: See above Beat me by seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuxHarry Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, 1960maaan said: Beat me by seconds Let’s get it going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxy27 Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 34 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Pisano still proudly uses his ‘ Gladiator picture ‘ in his social media profiles that a City fan composed for him ! Ruined my day finding out that he hasn't got himself another club yet. Poor fella. Sign him back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, TuxHarry said: He’s big, he’s Czech, he’ll break your ******* neck Tom Kalas, Tom Kalas.... I’ll get that going Saturday! See post #13 above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Davefevs said: Not having a go at you, but I hate that, it’s so over-used. How about this for Kalas and Baker: Kalas would catch a grenade for ya (yeah yeah) Throw his head on a blade for ya (yeah yeah) He'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah yeah) You know He'd do anything for ya (yeah yeah) Oh whoa oh Kalas would go through all this pain Take a bullet straight through his brain Yes He would die for you Nathan And Bakes you’d do the same Haha never thought I'd see the day that a Bruno Mars song was a suggested chant! Not sure it would catch on - but lyrically quite unique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 It seems there’s a desire to create long and complicated chants for players nowadays, which is great if they work, but mostly they don’t. Perhaps we ought to show our appreciation for some players with some of the old and simple, easy classics such as : ”One Tomas Kalas, there’s only one Tomas Kalas” or “Duh duh duh duh, Tomas Kalas” If you’re after a play on something established, such as the ‘one of our own’ song : “He’s no longer on loan, he’s no longer on loan, Tomas Kalas, he’s no longer on loan” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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