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Has Kalas Got A Song?


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After hearing song for even our newest additions it got me thinking, had Kalas our record signing even got a song? I’m not one for making up songs, so this is a bit tongue in cheek but what about this after he once again clears:

’Super Kalas goes ballistic (insert opposition team name) are atrocious’ 

Eg ‘Super Kalas goes ballastic Hull City are atrocious’

Add a few oooohs to the build up or some Ahhhs to finish and it could be a go-er?

@Robbored, our forum song self proposed expert, what do you think

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33 minutes ago, RedM said:

After hearing song for even our newest additions it got me thinking, had Kalas our record signing even got a song? I’m not one for making up songs, so this is a bit tongue in cheek but what about this after he once again clears:

’Super Kalas goes ballistic (insert opposition team name) are atrocious’ 

Eg ‘Super Kalas goes ballastic Hull City are atrocious’

Add a few oooohs to the build up or some Ahhhs to finish and it could be a go-er?

@Robbored, our forum song self proposed expert, what do you think

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Let's maybe hold fire on this one until the 89th minute or later :laugh:

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1 hour ago, Port Said Red said:

How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since  he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all

Not bad - it’s Pinball Wizard though - we could sing the whole rock opera album by The Who that is entitled Tommy but it’s running time is well over an hour and that wouldn’t leave much time to serenade our other chaps ... ! 

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1 hour ago, iamalagerdrinker said:

Tomas Kalas is magic, he wears a magic hat - Should be it

Not having a go at you, but I hate that, it’s so over-used.

How about this for Kalas and Baker:

Kalas would catch a grenade for ya (yeah yeah)
Throw his head on a blade for ya (yeah yeah)

He'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah yeah)
You know He'd do anything for ya (yeah yeah)
Oh whoa oh
Kalas would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through his brain
Yes He would die for you Nathan 
And Bakes  you’d do the same

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52 minutes ago, The Original OTIB said:

Perhaps an "old school", not very PC, "back to basics", simple chant:

"He's big, he's Czech, he's going to break your neck, Tommy K, Tommy K...", etc ... (some latitude on the name, granted).

 

 

He’s big, he’s Czech, he’ll break your ******* neck Tom Kalas, Tom Kalas....

I’ll get that going Saturday!

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34 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Pisano still proudly uses his ‘ Gladiator picture ‘ in his social media profiles that a City fan composed for him !

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Ruined my day finding out that he hasn't got himself another club yet.

Poor fella. Sign him back!

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2 hours ago, Davefevs said:

Not having a go at you, but I hate that, it’s so over-used.

How about this for Kalas and Baker:

Kalas would catch a grenade for ya (yeah yeah)
Throw his head on a blade for ya (yeah yeah)

He'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah yeah)
You know He'd do anything for ya (yeah yeah)
Oh whoa oh
Kalas would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through his brain
Yes He would die for you Nathan 
And Bakes  you’d do the same

Haha never thought I'd see the day that a Bruno Mars song was a suggested chant!

Not sure it would catch on - but lyrically quite unique.

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It seems there’s a desire to create long and complicated chants for players nowadays, which is great if they work, but mostly they don’t. 

Perhaps we ought to show our appreciation for some players with some of the old and simple, easy classics such as :

”One Tomas Kalas, there’s only one Tomas Kalas”

or

“Duh duh duh duh, Tomas Kalas”

If you’re after a play on something established, such as the ‘one of our own’ song :

“He’s no longer on loan, he’s no longer on loan, Tomas Kalas, he’s no longer on loan”

 

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