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Has Kalas Got A Song?

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After hearing song for even our newest additions it got me thinking, had Kalas our record signing even got a song? I’m not one for making up songs, so this is a bit tongue in cheek but what about this after he once again clears:

’Super Kalas goes ballistic (insert opposition team name) are atrocious’ 

Eg ‘Super Kalas goes ballastic Hull City are atrocious’

Add a few oooohs to the build up or some Ahhhs to finish and it could be a go-er?

@Robbored, our forum song self proposed expert, what do you think

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33 minutes ago, RedM said:

After hearing song for even our newest additions it got me thinking, had Kalas our record signing even got a song? I’m not one for making up songs, so this is a bit tongue in cheek but what about this after he once again clears:

’Super Kalas goes ballistic (insert opposition team name) are atrocious’ 

Eg ‘Super Kalas goes ballastic Hull City are atrocious’

Add a few oooohs to the build up or some Ahhhs to finish and it could be a go-er?

@Robbored, our forum song self proposed expert, what do you think

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Let's maybe hold fire on this one until the 89th minute or later :laugh:

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How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since  he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all

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37 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since  he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all

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Same as the Mo Salah chant for Liverpool....

Tom Kalas! Tom Kalas!...

Breaking players legs..

Kalas-las-las-las-laaaas...

Drinking cider by the kegs!

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1 hour ago, Port Said Red said:

How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since  he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all

Not bad - it’s Pinball Wizard though - we could sing the whole rock opera album by The Who that is entitled Tommy but it’s running time is well over an hour and that wouldn’t leave much time to serenade our other chaps ... ! 

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1 hour ago, iamalagerdrinker said:

Tomas Kalas is magic, he wears a magic hat - Should be it

Not having a go at you, but I hate that, it’s so over-used.

How about this for Kalas and Baker:

Kalas would catch a grenade for ya (yeah yeah)
Throw his head on a blade for ya (yeah yeah)

He'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah yeah)
You know He'd do anything for ya (yeah yeah)
Oh whoa oh
Kalas would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through his brain
Yes He would die for you Nathan 
And Bakes  you’d do the same

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3 hours ago, Meh said:

He does not have a song but he has been in a few films.

We could just hum the avengers theme all game.

 

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I bet he wished he looked like that!

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1 hour ago, kivsy said:

Tomas Kalas , Tomas Kalas , you might win the ball , but you ain’t getting past !

to the tune of the mighty Quinn by manfred Mann 

 

 

That's pretty good actually. 

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2 hours ago, Port Said Red said:

How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since  he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all

How do you think he does it ?

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7 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

How do you think he does it ?

What makes him so good?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Super said:

I bet he wished he looked like that!

Pisano still proudly uses his ‘ Gladiator picture ‘ in his social media profiles that a City fan composed for him !

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3 hours ago, Meh said:

He does not have a song but he has been in a few films.

We could just hum the avengers theme all game.

 

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Especially when we're leading Thor nil!

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52 minutes ago, The Original OTIB said:

Perhaps an "old school", not very PC, "back to basics", simple chant:

"He's big, he's Czech, he's going to break your neck, Tommy K, Tommy K...", etc ... (some latitude on the name, granted).

 

 

He’s big, he’s Czech, he’ll break your ******* neck Tom Kalas, Tom Kalas....

I’ll get that going Saturday!

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34 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Pisano still proudly uses his ‘ Gladiator picture ‘ in his social media profiles that a City fan composed for him !

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Ruined my day finding out that he hasn't got himself another club yet.

Poor fella. Sign him back!

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2 hours ago, Davefevs said:

Not having a go at you, but I hate that, it’s so over-used.

How about this for Kalas and Baker:

Kalas would catch a grenade for ya (yeah yeah)
Throw his head on a blade for ya (yeah yeah)

He'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah yeah)
You know He'd do anything for ya (yeah yeah)
Oh whoa oh
Kalas would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through his brain
Yes He would die for you Nathan 
And Bakes  you’d do the same

Haha never thought I'd see the day that a Bruno Mars song was a suggested chant!

Not sure it would catch on - but lyrically quite unique.

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It seems there’s a desire to create long and complicated chants for players nowadays, which is great if they work, but mostly they don’t. 

Perhaps we ought to show our appreciation for some players with some of the old and simple, easy classics such as :

”One Tomas Kalas, there’s only one Tomas Kalas”

or

“Duh duh duh duh, Tomas Kalas”

If you’re after a play on something established, such as the ‘one of our own’ song :

“He’s no longer on loan, he’s no longer on loan, Tomas Kalas, he’s no longer on loan”

 

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6 minutes ago, Harry said:

It seems there’s a desire to create long and complicated chants for players nowadays, which is great if they work, but mostly they don’t. 

Perhaps we ought to show our appreciation for some players with some of the old and simple, easy classics such as :

”One Tomas Kalas, there’s only one Tomas Kalas”

or

“Duh duh duh duh, Tomas Kalas”

If you’re after a play on something established, such as the ‘one of our own’ song :

“He’s no longer on loan, he’s no longer on loan, Tomas Kalas, he’s no longer on loan”

 

How do Man United get it to work? They seem to have an amazing back catalogue of unique songs for players that not only 'work' but are widely sung. Interested to know how they achieve this - that's the benchmark we should aim for in my opinion. So dull when people just sing '7 nation army' but add in X player name.

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15 minutes ago, Phileas Fogg said:

How do Man United get it to work? They seem to have an amazing back catalogue of unique songs for players that not only 'work' but are widely sung. Interested to know how they achieve this - that's the benchmark we should aim for in my opinion. So dull when people just sing '7 nation army' but add in X player name.

They tend to have professional song writers who create the lyrics, have fan groups who publicise the lyrics amongst the fans (often something like a ‘song sheet’, which most City fans would be in uproar about if that happened here), then of course they have more than about 30 people trying to actually sing it at a game. 

One thing I’ve learned over many years watching City, we have a very apathetic fan base. A simple song can sometimes see many join in, but any more than about 6 words and most of the fans can’t be arsed. 

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8 minutes ago, Harry said:

They tend to have professional song writers who create the lyrics, have fan groups who publicise the lyrics amongst the fans (often something like a ‘song sheet’, which most City fans would be in uproar about if that happened here), then of course they have more than about 30 people trying to actually sing it at a game. 

One thing I’ve learned over many years watching City, we have a very apathetic fan base. A simple song can sometimes see many join in, but any more than about 6 words and most of the fans can’t be arsed. 

We’em jus shy mind , in em .

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32 minutes ago, Harry said:

They tend to have professional song writers who create the lyrics, have fan groups who publicise the lyrics amongst the fans (often something like a ‘song sheet’, which most City fans would be in uproar about if that happened here), then of course they have more than about 30 people trying to actually sing it at a game. 

One thing I’ve learned over many years watching City, we have a very apathetic fan base. A simple song can sometimes see many join in, but any more than about 6 words and most of the fans can’t be arsed. 

Some City fans haven't yet mastered the words to " you reds"!   :) 

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(Need a new tune not copied off another club....panic by the Smith's....)

"Panic in the fans from London,

Panic in the fans from Birmingham,

Cardiff, Derby, Middlesbrough 

Hang your striker, hang your striker, hang your striker,

Tomas Kalas, Tomas Kalas,

Tomas Kalas, Tomas Kalas,

To-mas Kalas!

To-mas Kalas! "

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3 hours ago, The Original OTIB said:

Perhaps an "old school", not very PC, "back to basics", simple chant:

"He's big, he's Czech, he's going to break your neck, Tommy K, Tommy K...", etc ... (some latitude on the name, granted).

 

 

I literally just choked on my tea.... 🤣🤣

I like this. Chuck Norris goes to bed wearing a Tomas Kalas T Shirt 

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8 minutes ago, Alex_BCFC said:

Surely something to the tune of ‘Heart of Glass’?

’Once I had a love and it wasn’t the Gas. Soon turned out, it was Tomas Kalas.’

Nice one 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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At the moment this seems the only option...

 

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1 hour ago, Nick Wilde said:

And defending’s pretty easy now because we got Tomas Kalas

Kalas

Tomas ******* Kalas

We knew He wasn’t leaving

There was nowhere else He’d go

Chelsea gave him reasons

But He didn’t wanna know

But after 9 years on loan, we just knew we had to signnnnnn Kalas

Kalas, Tomas effin Kalas.

 

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20 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said:

Super Kalas is fantastic and he hates the Rovers. ( Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious )

He even thinks the smell of them is something quite malodorous,

When he hits you know you're hit its something quite ferocious,

Super Kalas is fantastic... etc...

Right side of poetic?

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4 hours ago, Alex_BCFC said:

Surely something to the tune of ‘Heart of Glass’?

’Once I had a love and it wasn’t the Gas. Soon turned out, it was Tomas Kalas.’

I can see that one catching on away from home as I doubt we’ll ever hear it at AG.

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Kalas he’s got lovely thighs

kalas hits you b’tween the eyes

kalas knocks you on your ass

Kalas always hates the gas

 

(Go West if it wasn’t obvious)

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