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Has Kalas Got A Song?

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You’ll never beat Tom Kalas, you’ll never beat Tom Kalas. Or...

Ooooohhh Nathan Baker’s magic, he wears a magic hat. If you throw a brick at him he’ll head the fecker back.

Tom Kalas is his partner & he would do the same and when we win promotion we’ll this song again.

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To the tune of that 'We've got Salah' song...


We've got Kalas...

Oh Nagy, Nagy...

Han Noah Massengo!

And don't forget Tommy Rowe...

aaaand repeat


Gets a few of the new boys into a pretty simple song :)

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Posted this previously... but here goes:


To the tune of the animals went in two by two/when johnny comes marching home.


He wanted to be a ciderhead-
Kalas! Kalas!
An easy choice for me he said-
Kalas! kalas!
Fed up with being a training cone,
He made Ashton Gate his home.
Tomas kalas! Citys twentytwo!

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20 hours ago, Harry said:

They tend to have professional song writers who create the lyrics, have fan groups who publicise the lyrics amongst the fans (often something like a ‘song sheet’, which most City fans would be in uproar about if that happened here), then of course they have more than about 30 people trying to actually sing it at a game. 

Didn't know that - interesting. Works for them, some of their songs are excellent and i'm always amazed how quickly they're adopted by a large % of their support.

20 hours ago, Harry said:

One thing I’ve learned over many years watching City, we have a very apathetic fan base. A simple song can sometimes see many join in, but any more than about 6 words and most of the fans can’t be arsed. 

That's also true. It's a shame because in comparison to lots of clubs at this level we've got some pretty unique songs and a distinct identity. More so than many similar sized clubs in my opinion.

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1 hour ago, Hartcliffe red said:

We got kalas

Super tom kalas i just dont think you understand

Hes a gert big czech

He Puts you on the deck

We got super tom kalaaaas


Do you know what - I think that works!!

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Yes if you can remember thee words.


Hear! Sons of Kalas

Hear! Daughters too.

The blood of battle washes clean

The Warrior brave and true.

We fight, we love, and then we kill.

Our lives burn short and bright,

Then we die with honor and join our fathers in the Black Fleet where we battle forever, battling on through the Eternal fight.

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