Rudolf Hucker Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 ... and behind me, for the first time as far as I can recall, was sat a young boy - I’d guess that his age was eight or nine - and his dad. I silently resolved to temper my normally bad language so as not to cause any upset to the lad or his parent. My wife, sat alongside me, also unnecessarily but quietly reminded me of my responsibilities. All was going well into the second half when Boro took the lead. I hadn’t transgressed. The linesman on the Dolman side then seemed to suffer a sudden meltdown prompting him to make a quickfire succession of dubious offside decisions. I could hardly control myself, yet managed to, when from behind me a (too) young, falsetto voice shouted: “What’s up linesman? Have you got shit in your eyes?”. I had to chuckle. Made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 This was slightly disappointing after the thread title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBW Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 They're the future of the club don't ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmycolour Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 6 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: ... and behind me, for the first time as far as I can recall, was sat a young boy - I’d guess that his age was eight or nine - and his dad. I silently resolved to temper my normally bad language so as not to cause any upset to the lad or his parent. My wife, sat alongside me, also unnecessarily but quietly reminded me of my responsibilities. All was going well into the second half when Boro took the lead. I hadn’t transgressed. The linesman on the Dolman side then seemed to suffer a sudden meltdown prompting him to make a quickfire succession of dubious offside decisions. I could hardly control myself, yet managed to, when from behind me a (too) young, falsetto voice shouted: “What’s up linesman? Have you got shit in your eyes?”. I had to chuckle. Made my day. according to the ref,(on sky) he was not offside, under the NEW rules,? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezo Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 I thought this was going to go a completely different way and was going to be about long lost child being reunited with his estranged father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: ... and behind me, for the first time as far as I can recall, was sat a young boy - I’d guess that his age was eight or nine - and his dad. I silently resolved to temper my normally bad language so as not to cause any upset to the lad or his parent. My wife, sat alongside me, also unnecessarily but quietly reminded me of my responsibilities. All was going well into the second half when Boro took the lead. I hadn’t transgressed. The linesman on the Dolman side then seemed to suffer a sudden meltdown prompting him to make a quickfire succession of dubious offside decisions. I could hardly control myself, yet managed to, when from behind me a (too) young, falsetto voice shouted: “What’s up linesman? Have you got shit in your eyes?”. I had to chuckle. Made my day. You don't sit in the Dolman, block C in old money by any chance? There was a youngsters sat by me who went on the odd rant, to the amusement of his guardian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 Reminds me of the old Den. Sat in the stand (for obvious reasons) a father and son (aged no more than six) sat in front of me. A robust tackle from one of our lads was met with said youngster entreating his parent to "...........dad, call him a ***" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyC Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 9 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: My wife I've had her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abraham Romanovich Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 Biggest surprise for me was that Rudolf is married , must be a very understanding girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Abraham Romanovich said: Biggest surprise for me was that Rudolf is married , must be a very understanding girl. He is the Papa Lazarou of BS3. They are all his wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 31 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: He is the Papa Lazarou of BS3. They are all his wives. That’s why he is not responding - he is in negotiations with Kasey’s agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDziek Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Bristol Rob said: You don't sit in the Dolman, block C in old money by any chance? There was a youngsters sat by me who went on the odd rant, to the amusement of his guardian. Not @CyderInACan and youngcyderinacan was it?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, SuperDziek said: Not @CyderInACan and youngcyderinacan was it?! I’m still chuckling at the vitriolic attacks on the linesman by Sipowicz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, SuperDziek said: Not @CyderInACan and youngcyderinacan was it?! I was referring to the young lad to my left. He knew words I never knew at that age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 13 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: I could hardly control myself, yet managed to, when from behind me a (too) young, falsetto voice shouted: “What’s up linesman? Have you got shit in your eyes?”. I had to chuckle. Made my day. Had your wife moved seats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Redmycolour said: according to the ref,(on sky) he was not offside, under the NEW rules,? What about all the other offsides? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watkins1983 Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 I have to laugh when my 8 year old boys sing along to the kasey Palmer song adamant they know all the words. apparently it’s “Shanghai wife” I even managed to get away last year with another songs lyrics by saying “your buckets split” on repeat. Not this year though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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