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Johnson Out!!!


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He specifically told us that if Bobby Reid could finish he would be worth 5 million.

Well he did teach Bobby Reid to finish, and moved him up front, and built the team round him, and then what?

He sold him for 10 million.

He lied to us all.

And now it has happened again. After Ryan Kent was a flop for us, Johnson said there might be a 9 million pound player in there.

Except he has now been sold for 7 million, not 9 million. If you are going to correctly forecast that a misfit failed youngster is in fact a multi-million pound player, can you get the transfer fee 100% right please Lee, not 90% right?

This is otib.co.uk, and we have standards.

Where will this all end, this correctly predicting that nobody young players are in fact worth millions?

Next thing you know, we will be selling our own youth team products to the Premier League for 20 million. 

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32 minutes ago, Boston Red said:

He specifically told us that if Bobby Reid could finish he would be worth 5 million.

Well he did teach Bobby Reid to finish, and moved him up front, and built the team round him, and then what?

He sold him for 10 million.

He lied to us all.

And now it has happened again. After Ryan Kent was a flop for us, Johnson said there might be a 9 million pound player in there.

Except he has now been sold for 7 million, not 9 million. If you are going to correctly forecast that a misfit failed youngster is in fact a multi-million pound player, can you get the transfer fee 100% right please Lee, not 90% right?

This is otib.co.uk, and we have standards.

Where will this all end, this correctly predicting that nobody young players are in fact worth millions?

Next thing you know, we will be selling our own youth team products to the Premier League for 20 million. 

Tbf, Kent was a 19 or 20 year old playing pre season for Liverpool and I'm fairly sure he played in the bundesliga the season before. Not really a misfit 

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16 minutes ago, City18 said:

Tbf, Kent was a 19 or 20 year old playing pre season for Liverpool and I'm fairly sure he played in the bundesliga the season before. Not really a misfit 

He'd struggled in the bundesliga, no? Scotland was his third attempt to establish himself.

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And he lied to us about £350 million a week going to the NHS if we left the EU.  And the number of kids he has.  And virtually everything else that comes out of his gob is a lie.  Never trust a Johnson (even if its your own!). Unless his name is Lee, he's OK when he's on a good streak...

As Ben Elton would say "a little bit of politics" in the footie forum!

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1 hour ago, New Dazzler said:

And he lied to us about £350 million a week going to the NHS if we left the EU.  And the number of kids he has.  And virtually everything else that comes out of his gob is a lie.  Never trust a Johnson (even if its your own!). Unless his name is Lee, he's OK when he's on a good streak...

As Ben Elton would say "a little bit of politics" in the footie forum!

And more than one knob gag!

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10 hours ago, Boston Red said:

He specifically told us that if Bobby Reid could finish he would be worth 5 million.

Well he did teach Bobby Reid to finish, and moved him up front, and built the team round him, and then what?

He sold him for 10 million.

He lied to us all.

And now it has happened again. After Ryan Kent was a flop for us, Johnson said there might be a 9 million pound player in there.

Except he has now been sold for 7 million, not 9 million. If you are going to correctly forecast that a misfit failed youngster is in fact a multi-million pound player, can you get the transfer fee 100% right please Lee, not 90% right?

This is otib.co.uk, and we have standards.

Where will this all end, this correctly predicting that nobody young players are in fact worth millions?

Next thing you know, we will be selling our own youth team products to the Premier League for 20 million. 

Rather than predict Kent's value it would have been better if he'd realised the value himself. He gets no points for that! 

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20 hours ago, Boston Red said:

 

And now it has happened again. After Ryan Kent was a flop for us, Johnson said there might be a 9 million pound player in there.

Except he has now been sold for 7 million, not 9 million. If you are going to correctly forecast that a misfit failed youngster is in fact a multi-million pound player, can you get the transfer fee 100% right please Lee, not 90% right?

Except Lee wasn't 90% right if he went for 7 million rather than 9 million.  He was 77.77% right.  The standard of your maths is unacceptable.

BOSTON RED OUT!

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16 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

You only want to get a sneak peek inside her despatch box.

There's been a few hands on that box over the years!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Phillip Hammond

George Osborne

Alistair Darling

Gordon Brown

Kenneth Clarke

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15 hours ago, mozo said:

Lee Johnson as prime minister? Yeah I'd probably prefer that to any other current options. Holden as Chancellor, McAllister can do Defence and Cisse as Foreign Secretary. Scotty can lead the Raving Loony Party...

🤣🤣🤣👆 I'd actually vote for that line up chucking in MA an SL aswell for good measure.... 

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