The turtle Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 Dear football, I always thought I knew you, thought I understood our relationship. I mean I knew it was a one way thing. I get everything from you, and give very little back. But last night I truly understood you. Life is good, I'm happy in life, but sometimes there are so many stresses, little things from all angles, you get caught up in them, with not enough release. Last night I came to understand you, for one hour I played you. In that hour, I thought of nothing else but you. Getting the ball, moving the ball, the why do I have to mark the cristianó Messi on the pitch, how is it possible I've hit that 700000 yards wide? Why are you shooting from th...... Nice goal. We came off having won 6-5, got to be honest I had no idea. But I do know I came off feeling a new person. A break from my own thoughts. A break. perspective. Adrenaline. Reinvigoration. Thank you football, Never change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 Wacky backy effect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, cidered abroad said: Wacky backy effect? Good shout............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 59 minutes ago, The turtle said: Dear football, I always thought I knew you, thought I understood our relationship. I mean I knew it was a one way thing. I get everything from you, and give very little back. But last night I truly understood you. Life is good, I'm happy in life, but sometimes there are so many stresses, little things from all angles, you get caught up in them, with not enough release. Last night I came to understand you, for one hour I played you. In that hour, I thought of nothing else but you. Getting the ball, moving the ball, the why do I have to mark the cristianó Messi on the pitch, how is it possible I've hit that 700000 yards wide? Why are you shooting from th...... Nice goal. We came off having won 6-5, got to be honest I had no idea. But I do know I came off feeling a new person. A break from my own thoughts. A break. perspective. Adrenaline. Reinvigoration. Thank you football, Never change. Who was this ‘ new person ‘ you were feeling. No wonder you’re happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen humphries Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 hour ago, The turtle said: Dear football, I always thought I knew you, thought I understood our relationship. I mean I knew it was a one way thing. I get everything from you, and give very little back. But last night I truly understood you. Life is good, I'm happy in life, but sometimes there are so many stresses, little things from all angles, you get caught up in them, with not enough release. Last night I came to understand you, for one hour I played you. In that hour, I thought of nothing else but you. Getting the ball, moving the ball, the why do I have to mark the cristianó Messi on the pitch, how is it possible I've hit that 700000 yards wide? Why are you shooting from th...... Nice goal. We came off having won 6-5, got to be honest I had no idea. But I do know I came off feeling a new person. A break from my own thoughts. A break. perspective. Adrenaline. Reinvigoration. Thank you football, Never change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 Knowing @The turtle personally, I can confirm that this is just how he communicates, and there is no 'wacky backy' or suchlike involved. You should see how long it takes me to decipher some of the WhatsApp messages I recieve from him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 27 minutes ago, elhombrecito said: Knowing @The turtle personally, I can confirm that this is just how he communicates, and there is no 'wacky backy' or suchlike involved. You should see how long it takes me to decipher some of the WhatsApp messages I recieve from him He's coming out of his shell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 Down the pub after 5 a side by any chance ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 2 hours ago, elhombrecito said: Knowing @The turtle personally, I can confirm that this is just how he communicates, and there is no 'wacky backy' or suchlike involved. You should see how long it takes me to decipher some of the WhatsApp messages I recieve from him I hope you weren't the 'new person' he 'felt'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leveller Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 We won a match 6-5? Sounds like us, but I must have missed it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 7 hours ago, elhombrecito said: Knowing @The turtle personally, I can confirm that this is just how he communicates, and there is no 'wacky backy' or suchlike involved. You should see how long it takes me to decipher some of the WhatsApp messages I recieve from him 6 hours ago, BigTone said: He's coming out of his shell Touché ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 The turtle AKA Phillip Cocu , DCFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 9 hours ago, cidered abroad said: Wacky backy effect? Cannabis makes you hyper sensitive & more aware. This is more like alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, knewtropics said: Cannabis makes you hyper sensitive & more aware. This is more like alcohol. Thanks for that info. As I have never used it, I haven't the faintest idea of it's smell or effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, cidered abroad said: Thanks for that info. As I have never used it, I haven't the faintest idea of it's smell or effect. Thank you, Bill Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Bazooka Joe said: Touché ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveybadger Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 Cantona? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 17 hours ago, steveybadger said: Cantona? Seagulls, trawlers & sardines slang to my mind as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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