Ziderarmy Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Pre match it appears in the “gentleman’s” toilets someone decided to have a dirty protest outside the cubicle in the toilets by block 21. Others then proceeded to march through it into the concourse. A few weeks back I’m told by the steward at half time that a shit stained pair of boxers and jeans were also found in those toilets. Whats wrong with some people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Classy !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 and I don't know which stank most, today's performance or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banjo Island Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Sounds like an overdose of cheddar valley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 We're Bristol City we poo where we want right ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Pre match nerves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 My mate is definitely a suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 26 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: Pre match it appears in the “gentleman’s” toilets someone decided to have a dirty protest outside the cubicle in the toilets by block 21. Others then proceeded to march through it into the concourse. A few weeks back I’m told by the steward at half time that a shit stained pair of boxers and jeans were also found in those toilets. Whats wrong with some people? Shit Heads … some people take things far too literally, arseholes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziderarmy Posted October 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 It was disgusting. I can’t believe what the steward told me mind, they found a pair of 44 inch waist jeans and boxers both shit stained in the toilet. Like the steward said what did this person (animal) wear to leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeRed Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Was Gus Poyet maybe at the game today doing some scouting?..........he does have form for this kind of thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: It was disgusting. I can’t believe what the steward told me mind, they found a pair of 44 inch waist jeans and boxers both shit stained in the toilet. Like the steward said what did this person (animal) wear to leave? ... skinning up in the bogs? thats definitely illegal . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Vile creature goblin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Maybe the culprit thought we'd be turd in the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 We just wanna know poo done it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posset red Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 50 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: Pre match it appears in the “gentleman’s” toilets someone decided to have a dirty protest outside the cubicle in the toilets by block 21. Others then proceeded to march through it into the concourse. A few weeks back I’m told by the steward at half time that a shit stained pair of boxers and jeans were also found in those toilets. Whats wrong with some people? Can you please tell me who I need to contact to collect my boxers and jeans please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Kodjias Wrist said: We just wanna know poo done it It'll all come out in the end and when it does Mark Kelly will wipe the floor with him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 48 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: It was disgusting. I can’t believe what the steward told me mind, they found a pair of 44 inch waist jeans and boxers both shit stained in the toilet. Like the steward said what did this person (animal) wear to leave? Nobody noticed a pregnant looking pissed up bloke wandering around the South Stand ‘plums out’? **** me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziderarmy Posted October 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Nobody noticed a pregnant looking pissed up bloke wandering around the South Stand ‘plums out’? **** me Do tell more? Was he after his jeans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveybadger Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Roger Red Hat said: Gas. If it was only just....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scare_Man Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Has it even been considered that this person might have chronic bowel problems that don’t give you much warning in the toilet department? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziderarmy Posted October 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Scare_Man said: Has it even been considered that this person might have chronic bowel problems that don’t give you much warning in the toilet department? No, cause surely in that case you wouldn’t go into a toilet and shit just outside the door as the cubicles we’re engaged? Do you have experience in said condition? 28 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: Do tell more? Was he after his jeans? Are you a 44 inch waist? I fear this could end up cinders shoe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scare_Man Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: No, cause surely in that case you wouldn’t go into a toilet and shit just outside the door as the cubicles we’re engaged? Do you have experience in said condition? I’m just speculating as to explanations why this might have occurred, it might have been some disgusting, pissed up mess or as I suggested someone with an uncontrollable condition. I am speaking from experience as having lived with ulcerative colitis for 20 years you always need to be near a toilet as if you are having a flare up, you don’t get much indication of when it will strike. Mickey Flanagan probably describes it best when he talks about getting Delhi belly - you have about 5 seconds before you think you’re going to shit yourself and actually shitting yourself. Public situations can be a nightmare, especially if access to the toilets are not readily available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziderarmy Posted October 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Scare_Man said: I’m just speculating as to explanations why this might have occurred, it might have been some disgusting, pissed up mess or as I suggested someone with an uncontrollable condition. I am speaking from experience as having lived with ulcerative colitis for 20 years you always need to be near a toilet as if you are having a flare up, you don’t get much indication of when it will strike. Mickey Flanagan probably describes it best when he talks about getting Delhi belly - you have about 5 seconds before you think you’re going to shit yourself and actually shitting yourself. Public situations can be a nightmare, especially if access to the toilets are not readily available. So it was you then mate. Why not just hold your hands up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scare_Man Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: So it was you then mate. Why not just hold your hands up? If it was me, do you honestly think I’d be commenting on it? It’s not a nice place to be but luckily I’m currently in remission so don’t have the symptoms, but well done for your thoughtful consideration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 28 minutes ago, Scare_Man said: I’m just speculating as to explanations why this might have occurred, it might have been some disgusting, pissed up mess or as I suggested someone with an uncontrollable condition. I am speaking from experience as having lived with ulcerative colitis for 20 years you always need to be near a toilet as if you are having a flare up, you don’t get much indication of when it will strike. Mickey Flanagan probably describes it best when he talks about getting Delhi belly - you have about 5 seconds before you think you’re going to shit yourself and actually shitting yourself. Public situations can be a nightmare, especially if access to the toilets are not readily available. then surely if you are having a flare up,you wouldn't risk going somewhere with lengthy access to toilets and the risk of an accident in front of 20000 people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scare_Man Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, redsquirrel said: then surely if you are having a flare up,you wouldn't risk going somewhere with lengthy access to toilets and the risk of an accident in front of 20000 people? That’s right - if you are unwell then you should just shut yourself off from society until you feel better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 if I thought there was a possibility of needing a toilet within 5 seconds then I think I might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scare_Man Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, redsquirrel said: if I thought there was a possibility of needing a toilet within 5 seconds then I think I might Well that can be a dark, dark place my friend, let me tell you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Scare_Man said: I’m just speculating as to explanations why this might have occurred, it might have been some disgusting, pissed up mess or as I suggested someone with an uncontrollable condition. I am speaking from experience as having lived with ulcerative colitis for 20 years you always need to be near a toilet as if you are having a flare up, you don’t get much indication of when it will strike. Mickey Flanagan probably describes it best when he talks about getting Delhi belly - you have about 5 seconds before you think you’re going to shit yourself and actually shitting yourself. Public situations can be a nightmare, especially if access to the toilets are not readily available. You would suspect that someone with a condition like that would likely have made someone aware of the mess where as drunk person probably wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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