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I feel like we need a song for a few lads who are performing really well this season, so here's my attempt, to the tune of That's Entertainment by The Jam:

A po-lice car and a screaming si-ren,

A crunching tackle from To-mas Ka-las,

 

A pneumatic drill and ripped up con-crete

A-nother save from Da-niel Bent-ley

 

A baby wai-ling and stray dog how-ling

A 30 yarder - from Josh Brown-hill

 

The screech of brakes and lamp-lights blin-king

One Team in Bris-tol, its up the f*^king Ci-ty

 

That's Entertaaainment. That's entertaainment

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6 minutes ago, WestfieldRed said:

I feel like we need a song for a few lads who are performing really well this season, so here's my attempt, to the tune of That's Entertainment by The Jam:

A po-lice car and a screaming si-ren,

 

A crunching tackle from To-mas Ka-las,

 

 

A pneumatic drill and ripped up con-crete

 

A-nother save from Da-niel Bent-ley

 

 

A baby wai-ling and stray dog how-ling

 

A 30 yarder - from Josh Brown-hill

 

 

The screech of brakes and lamp-lights blin-king

 

One Team in Bris-tol, its up the f*^king Ci-ty

 

 

That's Entertaaainment. That's entertaainment

 

Still think Tomas Kalas fits with Town Called Malice!

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2 hours ago, Davefevs said:

Still think Tomas Kalas fits with Town Called Malice!

Not seen than referenced anywhere that’s a superb shout and original.

How about:

Stop apologising for the things we’ve never done
'Cos he’s not short and we won’t lose
Cost 8 mill with no change 
Tomas Kalas!
 
Ooh-ooh yeah

Ba-ba-ba-ba-bada-ba
Ba-ba-bada-ba
Oh, ba-ba-ba-ba-bada-ba
Ba-ba-bada-ba
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On 15/11/2019 at 16:04, WestfieldRed said:

I feel like we need a song for a few lads who are performing really well this season, so here's my attempt, to the tune of That's Entertainment by The Jam:

A po-lice car and a screaming si-ren,

 

A crunching tackle from To-mas Ka-las,

 

 

A pneumatic drill and ripped up con-crete

 

A-nother save from Da-niel Bent-ley

 

 

A baby wai-ling and stray dog how-ling

 

A 30 yarder - from Josh Brown-hill

 

 

The screech of brakes and lamp-lights blin-king

 

One Team in Bris-tol, its up the f*^king Ci-ty

 

 

That's Entertaaainment. That's entertaainment

 

I reckon my version of That’s Entertainment suggested on here a while back for Adam Webster was better...

“A superstar at the heart of our defence

”Stole him from Suffolk and he has been immense

”That’s Adam Webster, that’s Adam Webster..”

... this could easily be adapted for Kalas ... 

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On 16/11/2019 at 00:45, Sir Colby-Tit said:

LJ needs to play Brownhill on the wing, just so we can belt out some Boney M

Brownhill down the wing 

Tra la la la la 

There's a Brownhill down the wing 

Tra la la la la

And he hates the Gas ####ing scum 

Scum, scum 

 

One step further.

 

Brownhill on the wing

Tra la la la la

Brownhill  on the wing

Tra la la la la 

He’s going to score a goal

Tra la la la la 

 

he’s showing his magic

Tra la la la la

showing his magic 

Tra la la la la

showing his magic 

Tra la la la

 

too many red wines again for me I think 

 

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