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joe jordans teeth

LJ or FC

Who do you believe in more  

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7 minutes ago, Fordy62 said:

Ones a tubby little fella who runs around in red, the other is Father Christmas. 

Fordy - you missed the obvious one - ones got a sack, the others getting it! 🤣 

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1 hour ago, Davefevs said:

Fordy - you missed the obvious one - ones got a sack, the others getting it! 🤣 

Or the other one...   None of them can be for real.

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3 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said:

So it appears that Father Christmas is more popular than LJ.

Probably not one to crow too much about, Santa.

What formation does he like to play?

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Anyone familiar with Rene Descarte (played for Rennes in the 1700s) will know that we cannot be sure of anything we believe other than ourselves. In fact, the much more modern simulation theory would tell us that we should believe that by all probability, all of us are living not in the authentic world, but in a simulated world created by futuristic gamers. Which begs the question, why did they have to make City so ruddy frustrating in this simulation?! Why couldn't one of these latter day nerds have given Stephen Lansdown a 'lavish spending' rating of 99/100?! He could have bought us the Champions League by now if he'd been programmed to not give a toss about his money!!

I'm not sure I answered the question correctly...?

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Would be a better question if the name Boris Johnson was there instead of "non of the above"

'Cos i wouldn't be trusting that ****** further than I can piss.

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3 minutes ago, joe jordans teeth said:

The results are in and clearly the city public are not having Lee Johnson,now if I only knew how to close the bleeding poll because at this rate it will still be ongoing till next Christmas with the same result,help needed mods or anyone 

I demand a 2nd referendum...

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On 24/12/2019 at 21:25, joe jordans teeth said:

How far can you piss

When I was at school, I remember one kid who could piss right over the toilet door! 
It was amazing to watch, and he was quite a celebrity among the children. 

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