daored Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 Ipswich fans who followed club advice of an away friendly pub were recommended to go to the White Horse pub for a pre match drink prior to their game with Wycombe. Brought a smile to my face, in this day and age of being politically correct etc and the club recommended their fans go to a titty bar!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, daored said: Ipswich fans who followed club advice of an away friendly pub were recommended to go to the White Horse pub for a pre match drink prior to their game with Wycombe. Brought a smile to my face, in this day and age of being politically correct etc and the club recommended their fans go to a titty bar!! Its a bit more than a "titty bar" so a friend just told me........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 And I was thinking this was going to be a thread about a club that sacks its manager after a poor run leaves it mid table in the Championship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 4 hours ago, archie andrews said: Its a bit more than a "titty bar" so a friend just told me........ True, but a “bar where naked girls **** themselves with snickers bars and feed them the the watching crowd as the other girls penetrate them with a strap on” doesn’t really have the same ring to it...! Literally the most outrageous pub show I’ve ever seen, anywhere, and really hoping that Wycombe get promoted..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banjo Red Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 That titty bar had more penetration than a Lee johnson team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gakoe Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: True, but a “bar where naked girls **** themselves with snickers bars and feed them the the watching crowd as the other girls penetrate them with a strap on” doesn’t really have the same ring to it...! Literally the most outrageous pub show I’ve ever seen, anywhere, and really hoping that Wycombe get promoted..! Do they cater for those with a nut allergy? Asking for a friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Gakoe said: Do they cater for those with a nut allergy? Asking for a friend I’m sure it’s ok to take your own replacement mars bar. However I’m sure that you’d be scoffed at if you opted for a Twix, in the belief that 2 fingers would be anywhere near adequate..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highguy Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: I’m sure it’s ok to take your own replacement mars bar. However I’m sure that you’d be scoffed at if you opted for a Twix, in the belief that 2 fingers would be anywhere near adequate..! Kitkat 4 finger or kitkat chunky more suitable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: I’m sure it’s ok to take your own replacement mars bar. However I’m sure that you’d be scoffed at if you opted for a Twix, in the belief that 2 fingers would be anywhere near adequate..! I always thought that " a finger of fudge is just enough to give the girls a treat" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, downendcity said: I always thought that " a finger of fudge is just enough to give the girls a treat" ! Around the back of the bike sheds, yes, but really don’t think it would even produce a smirk of reaction amongst these lovely young ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Me The Money! Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: I’m sure it’s ok to take your own replacement mars bar. However I’m sure that you’d be scoffed at if you opted for a Twix, in the belief that 2 fingers would be anywhere near adequate..! Doubt it's a BYO type of establishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBristolian Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 One of the photo captions in this article is fantastic: https://indiatimespost.com/ipswich-fans-left-shocked-as-club-advise-them-to-visit-lap-dancing-club-for-pre-match-pints-against-wycombe/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 22 minutes ago, LondonBristolian said: One of the photo captions in this article is fantastic: https://indiatimespost.com/ipswich-fans-left-shocked-as-club-advise-them-to-visit-lap-dancing-club-for-pre-match-pints-against-wycombe/ It’s hardly a lap dancing club, FFS! I remember once popping in their for a pint before a midweek league cup game and it’s a deserted shitehole biker pub. Only on Saturday matchdays does it become like the playboy mansion on viagra..! 27 minutes ago, Show Me The Money! said: Doubt it's a BYO type of establishment. I think the ladies always bring their own. Unless you pay them to use yours..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey54 Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Gakoe said: Do they cater for those with a nut allergy? Asking for a friend Possibly the funniest reply I've seen on here for ages. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted January 2, 2020 Admin Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 The Ipswich fans looked like they had a good afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highguy Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 Wycombe away in the cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheshire_red Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 Yorkie's they're not for girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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