BigTone Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 When not in France I stay at my place in Wandsworth. Was sitting outside on the terrace of the East Hill pub about an hour ago. Guy comes up to me Him: can I have a cigarette Me: Sorry Pal I don't smoke (i don't) Him: ah come on, one won't hurt Me: Buddy i don't smoke Him: ah come on, you are sat outside so you must smoke and don't be a mean synt Me: i can sit outside and it doesn't mean i smoke so go and **** right off Him: you're just a complete synt He was last seen running towards Wandsworth Town station !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coach Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 So did you give him a cigarette? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 Maybe your avatar confused him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipps69 Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 I trust you weren’t chasing him Tone, not with your knees & I hope you weren’t giving him a W-anchors wave either, not with your carpal tunnel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC Grim Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 Tight bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Tipps69 said: I trust you weren’t chasing him Tone, not with your knees & I hope you weren’t giving him a W-anchors wave either, not with your carpal tunnel I think he took one look at my face and scarpered pronto. Knees or Carpal Tunnel I wasn't in the mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Tipps69 said: I trust you weren’t chasing him Tone, not with your knees & I hope you weren’t giving him a W-anchors wave either, not with your carpal tunnel 3 ops on my knees scheduled Nick. 7th Feb, 14th Feb and 25th Feb. Means I can attend AG for hospitality on 22nd Feb vs WBA. Might not be too mobile but who cares. Its a treat for my Godson. Ops for Carpal Tunnel in June. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: Maybe your avatar confused him It confuses me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 You could have at least bought some and then given him one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted January 3, 2020 Admin Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 What's a synt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 19 minutes ago, phantom said: What's a synt? Big Tone apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 See you next Tuesday.Please dont ask me to expand on that Phantom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipps69 Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 1 hour ago, BigTone said: 3 ops on my knees scheduled Nick. 7th Feb, 14th Feb and 25th Feb. Means I can attend AG for hospitality on 22nd Feb vs WBA. Might not be too mobile but who cares. Its a treat for my Godson. Ops for Carpal Tunnel in June. You’ll be the bionic man by the summer then Tone, have to change your avatar to the original Steve Austin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 5 hours ago, BigTone said: When not in France I stay at my place in Wandsworth. Was sitting outside on the terrace of the East Hill pub about an hour ago. Guy comes up to me Him: I have a cigarette Me: Sorry Pal I don't smoke (i don't) Him: ah come on, one won't hurt Me: Buddy i don't smoke Him: ah come on, you are sat outside so you must smoke and don't be a mean synt Me: i can sit outside and it doesn't mean i smoke so go and **** right off Him: you're just a complete synt He was last seen running towards Wandsworth Town station !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 The alma outside wandsworth town was a good boozer tone. Burger chips and a pint was only 30 pounds.. Chef had a double barreled name and that Stayed over the road in the holiday express, quite a nice part of london that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 21 minutes ago, Oh Louie louie said: The alma outside wandsworth town was a good boozer tone. Burger chips and a pint was only 30 pounds.. Chef had a double barreled name and that Stayed over the road in the holiday express, quite a nice part of london that. The Alma is my other local. Royal Standard is nice also now it's been done up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 Yes saw that one in the side street behind the park? We used to take a cab to the falcon on battersea road i think it was. There was a greene king pub too. The katmandu valley near you is a winner i recall. Not as good as the spice of raj at colliers wood, but still good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Oh Louie louie said: Yes saw that one in the side street behind the park? We used to take a cab to the falcon on battersea road i think it was. There was a greene king pub too. The katmandu valley near you is a winner i recall. Not as good as the spice of raj at colliers wood, but still good. Never been in Falcon or Katmandu Valley. There is a nice place that does Indian street food just up from the Alma called Chit Chat Chai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 11 hours ago, phantom said: What's a synt? C U Next Tuesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 I bet @Rudolf Hucker would have given him one if asked... He'd give anyone one so they say.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, WhistleHappy said: I bet @Rudolf Hucker would have given him one if asked... He'd give anyone one so they say.! The crack of dawn isn't safe with Rudolph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, BigTone said: The crack of dawn isn't safe with Rudolph. ...he's already had her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted January 4, 2020 Admin Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 16 hours ago, Slacker said: See you next Tuesday.Please dont ask me to expand on that Phantom. Never heard it that way before Makes perfect sense now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, phantom said: Never heard it that way before Makes perfect sense now You mean as a description of Big Tone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 32 minutes ago, Slacker said: You mean as a description of Big Tone? Settle down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 On 04/01/2020 at 10:25, BigTone said: C U Next Tuesday Admire your restraint , he’d have been eating my fist! .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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