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On 27/06/2020 at 00:37, Davefevs said:

It is a recurring theme of mine....who is LJ’s footballing philosopher?  I can’t see who else it can be other than Gary, he’s not worked for anyone else really.  But I think there is an arrogant streak in him that thinks he is better because he is modern.

 

On 27/06/2020 at 00:44, billywedlock said:

GJ managed to get himself to the Blackburn game. GJ is the person in the ear of LJ 

A guy I used to work with (swears he’s Elvis?!) lives next door to GJ - and apparently LJ is around there quite a lot, they spend quite some time walking around the garden deep in conversation so I’m told. 

Footnote: the guy I worked with was actually signed for Man Utd by Ron Atkinson - he never made the first team (he just made the first team laugh?!) but he’s still great mates with Bryan Robson, Viv Anderson etc ...

(Now I’m gonna uncork a Malbec and bask in the glory of shoe-horning lyrics by Kirsty MacColl and Billy Bragg into a post ...?)

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14 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

 

A guy I used to work with (swears he’s Elvis?!) lives next door to GJ - and apparently LJ is around there quite a lot, they spend quite some time walking around the garden deep in conversation so I’m told. 

Footnote: the guy I worked with was actually signed for Man Utd by Ron Atkinson - he never made the first team (he just made the first team laugh?!) but he’s still great mates with Bryan Robson, Viv Anderson etc ...

(Now I’m gonna uncork a Malbec and bask in the glory of shoe-horning lyrics by Kirsty MacColl and Billy Bragg into a post ...?)

I was 37 years when I wrote this post

And I’m 38 now that our season is toast

People ask me when will I grow up to be like dad

But he’s the better manager, I am just so bad

i loved it here in my cushy role

Steve put me on a pedestal, Mark put me on the dole

I don’t feel bad at finishing so low

I just feel bad that Burnley will know

Chorus:

i just wanna change the team

I’m just looking for a new tactic

One different to week before

i just wanna change the team

I’m just looking for a new tactic

One different to the week beforeI!

verse:

I loved the tactic on my 10 foot tv

But that was bloody yesterday

It can’t survive on the pitch

Opponents suss it out, it is such a bitch

i saw two shooting stars last night

i played one wide left I played one on the right

is it wrong to wish for a win at home

i wish I wish I played Fam alone

Chorus:

i just wanna change the team

I’m just looking for a new tactic

One different to week before

i just wanna change the team

I’m just looking for a new tactic

One different to the week beforeI!

One different to the week beeeeeeeeeforeee!

 

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1 minute ago, Davefevs said:

I was 37 years when I wrote this post

And I’m 38 now that our season is toast

People ask me when will I grow up to be like dad

But he’s the better manager, I am just so bad

i loved it here in my cushy role

Steve put me on a pedestal, Mark put me on the dole

I don’t feel bad at finishing so low

I just feel bad that Burnley will know

Chorus:

i just wanna change the team

I’m just looking for a new tactic

One different to week before

i just wanna change the team

I’m just looking for a new tactic

One different to the week beforeI!

verse:

I loved the tactic on my 10 foot tv

But that was bloody yesterday

It can’t survive on the pitch

Opponents suss it out, it is such a bitch

i saw two shooting stars last night

i played one wide left I played one on the right

is it wrong to wish for a win at home

i wish I wish I played Fam alone

Chorus:

i just wanna change the team

I’m just looking for a new tactic

One different to week before

i just wanna change the team

I’m just looking for a new tactic

One different to the week beforeI!

One different to the week beeeeeeeeeforeee!

Wasted talent chief! 

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And so it ends. In a way, I'll miss the speil that comes from the gaffer's mouth.

I'm sure his heart was in the right place. 

However. Overall, he didn't half come out with some right testicles. No doubt, on the football manager merry-go-round we'll see more in the future.

Will I miss it? 

Nah

ps Gutted that the head and tail of my black panther are now missing! 

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On 08/07/2020 at 21:27, freezer said:

And so it ends. In a way, I'll miss the speil that comes from the gaffer's mouth.

I'm sure his heart was in the right place. 

However. Overall, he didn't half come out with some right testicles. No doubt, on the football manager merry-go-round we'll see more in the future.

Will I miss it? 

Nah

ps Gutted that the head and tail of my black panther are now missing! 

How apt that you started this thread and your avatar is a black cat!

Johnsonisms will live on in the north east!

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