What we need is DAVE

[Markman]

VAR

Ah - see this was my great idea - I have invented DAVE - (Digital Assistant VAR Enhancer) - so when VAR makes a tight or tough decision the VAR Referees can then refer to DAVE.

DAVE can overrule VAR or the original REF Decision or agree with either of them or make its own new decision. The Digital DAVE with its even greater enhanced Graphics Upgrade Technology (or GUT) instinctive decision making process will make sure our football is enjoyed in a completely sterile and unemotive environment with nothing that ever needs discussing.

DAVE is in the early stages of development( especially working on the GUT) and if there are any would be financiers out there who want to climb on board of Dave and his GUT in the early prototype stage and before we all make millions - pm me

DAVE - you know it makes sense